So I printed out all of my charts to take with me. My other doc didn't even want me to chart, she thought it was a "waste of time". Anyway, he was studying them very closely and impressed that I've been charting this entire time.
He paused and said: "What are sandpaper nip...oh, wait, nevermind."
TOTALLY forgot it printed the key. So now he knows how gassy I am, the quality of my CM, how often I have sex and that I have nips that feel like someone took sandpaper to them.
Whoops. At least he was impressed with how descriptive I was.
Re: Kinda funny RE story
ROTFL!
I was stalking your chart one day and thought "I guess they're feeling rough today." lol.
LOL this is only the beginning of the embarrassment!! Last time I was at my RE for my mid-cycle scan his exact words were these:
The left ovary has one decent follicle, but the right ovary is just, as the young people say, 'chillin'."!!! How funny is that! Imagine it coming from a 60 something man with an Indian accent!?
EDD: 03/01/13; DD: 10/26/13
Mourning the loss of Amarine Stella, born at 21 weeks, 6 days.
We will always love you, our little angel.