Two boys in white shirts and bibles just knocked

Kari Merks

::opens door::

Them (grinning shiit eating grins):  Hello! We...

Me (interrupting):  "We're Catholic.  Thanks."

::closes door::

mrs.m-ski

LOL I so wish I had the guts to do this....I'm way too nice...

MrsL.inMarch

LOL. A few weeks ago at 8p a guy knocked, I answered

Him: If you died right now would you go to heaven?

Me: Uhhhh, we're not interested. 

LOL

shavaughn

hahahaha omg. niiiice!

californiaclaire

Oh my gosh... DH opened the door for some guys a few months back and I swear they come by every week now & we just have to pretend we're not home. LOL! They're persistent!

Now if we see them in the neighborhood while we're driving, DH will warn all the neighbors, "They're coming! They're coming!" 

EveryNameIWantIsTaken

Haha my il's are mormon, dh not so much.  They send missionaries to our house probably twice a year to try to get us to go.  After 4 years of trying on me, you would think they would get the point.

stormyjax

it kills me when i see them out in the rain or when its 100 dgrees outside....i feel bad so i dont open the door

californiaclaire

Oh... my father likes to invite them in to try to convert THEM into being Baptist. LOL!!!

Kari Merks

californiaclaire:

Oh... my father likes to invite them in to try to convert THEM into being Baptist. LOL!!!

I should try that next time!

CEO1197

Lady, I live RIGHT NEXT DOOR to the Jehovah's Witness church.  I have to walk past it every day on my way to work, and again on my way home. 

I gave them a fake name when they asked me--I've no idea why. 

I have nothing against Jehovah's Witnesses, btw, it's just annoying to be constantly barraged by their "it's the end of the world" paraphanalia<--is that spelled right?