But Jells, if I'm not pushing it doesn't count.

taelir

Can I call it a "womb with a view" present instead, maybe?

 

Sequoyah Shoars

sure. or it could be a "i got sliced the eff open to deliver your spawn" present. whichever you prefer.

or the "i couldn't poop normally for almost a year, you owe me mister" present.