really bad blond joke

neesernicole

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, So I eased my car
over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car
and
opened the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood
them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look
so
life-like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats,
exposing
their
nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started
slowing
down looking at my life -like men. And of course, traffic
started
backing up.
Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It
wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could
tell
he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing
here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told
him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."

xbrooklyngrl

lol thats good!

hopefulmom

Funny