Tell me about your humping for a bump

nerdsbride

stories...ready...go.

Tim'sWifey

::snickers::

Well this one time, at band camp... No wait. ?That's another story.??

Abc15379

So far, humping for a bump has been boring. Its the humping just to hump that's a blast.

Mrs_Liberto

We broke one of the springs on the fold out couch/bed at my ILs house once. I was o'ing and we were there for a week!

danlexi04

Nothing out of the ordinary. The doc told us to go at it everyother day, so that's pretty much what we did.

I will say that knowing you have to have sex at the end of the night in order to try and get what you want out of it, caused us to rethink alot of arguments that otherwise would have happened.

CassieD

Abc15379:

So far, humping for a bump has been boring. Its the humping just to hump that's a blast.

This.

mickey1330

We managed to scoot the bed across the floor by about 2 feet, and didn't notice until we were done.  DH swears that takes talent

SweetSpikette

thanks to tri & blair, i've actually eaten way too much pineapple, stood on my head, and clapped my ass cheeks (not at the same time)

 

jlee1106

It get's a little bit orchastrated at times for my liking. Too premeditated. Of course I usually get over that quickly. DH says tonight, I hope you O tomorrow, my nuts hurt.

hahahaha

pokeyswife

I am pretty sure both of my kids were conceived in our pool.

AMYfromKY

We did it doggy style.  I always felt ashamed, but it worked.

Tim'sWifey

AMYfromKY:

We did it doggy style.? I always felt ashamed, but it worked.

No need to feel ashamed.?

Tim'sWifey

AMYfromKY:

We did it doggy style.? I always felt ashamed, but it worked.

No need to feel ashamed.?

Emie28

AMYfromKY:

We did it doggy style.  I always felt ashamed, but it worked.

Why would you feel ashamed?

idavis

We weren't really "trying" (not charting, but not preventing).  We went at it like rabbits one week, I was hornier than I'd ever been. We humped at least twice a day for a week solid.  Honestly the best sex we've ever had. 

SweetSpikette

kdodge423:

SweetSpikette:

thanks to tri & blair, i've actually eaten way too much pineapple, stood on my head, and clapped my ass cheeks (not at the same time)

 

It all has to be at the same time or it doesn't work.

lol.  i knew it!   guess that's what i get for taking the easy way out.

Anasara

Our kitten snuck into our bedroom & swatted @ DH's balls once when we were having sex.  He let out an "eek" I thought I had discovered some new move.  Not so much.  No damage was done, thank God!

oller2be

We did it outside for the first time. hahaha I feel dirty though because it was at night under a bridge! I don't even want to think about who might have seen what!!!

jlee1106

Emie28:

AMYfromKY:

We did it doggy style.  I always felt ashamed, but it worked.

Why would you feel ashamed?

I keep that head down asss up with pride, honey! Plus don't you know that'll get you a girl! lol.

Tim'sWifey

Anasara:

Our kitten snuck into our bedroom & swatted @ DH's balls once when we were having sex.? He let out an "eek" I thought I had discovered some new move.? Not so much.? No damage was done, thank God!

I laughed so hard I woke up my snoring dog.?

frootloop

the night A was conceived, our conversation went something like this:

"hmm you feel warm tonight"

"yea i think im probably ovulating"

"oh, its dangerous to do pull n pray then isnt it?"

"yea it is, but theres only a 20% chance each month while trying anyways, and we've gone this long with pnp working good, and we have no condoms here anyways, and i wantcha"

"ok if you say so..."

LovingLife!

Every single day...some days more than once...or twice....:)?

daisygarcia@gmail.com

I read that missionary was the best position. But my husband gets more turned on when I'm on top... So I was riding and told him to roll over when he was almost done. He was so excited that he finished when I was on top. I was yelling at him and saying "I told you to roll!!!" So he rolls me over and he did it so fast we fell off the bed and made a huge mess as he "slipped" out during the flip. We just laughed so hard and stopped taking the hump for th bump so seriously.