My pawpaw cracks my shiit up

jlee1106

So he's 93 and lives with my mom. She randomly calls me just to tell me what funny or inappropriate thing has come out of his mouth. This time it was this:

J's mom: Hey papapw how you doing?

J's papaw: Everybody I can, and the easy ones twice!

 I guess when you're 93, you get to say whatever the fuuck you want.
Bwahahaha. I love you, Pawpaw.  

Thusadeedoo

thats is hilarious. Its so true though. My g-ma comes out with the most redonk things every sometimes.

jlee1106

Yep. I think the filter just completely goes out at some point. At least it's always a good laugh.

The other day, mom was on the floor rearranging her cabinets. He asked if she wanted him to call a wrecker to help her up. Really, it's priceless shiit.