Something fun for a Friday afternoon....

Shmar

I stole this from the D&R board....cute and fun - hopefully it'll help the last 15 minutes of work go by faster! 

Type out the sentence you end up with in your response:

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked

February------I loved

March--------I karate chopped

April----------I licked

May----------I jumped on

June----------I smelled

July-----------I did the Macarena with

August--------I had lunch with

September----I danced with

October-------I sang to

November-----I yelled at

December-----I ran over

 

Pick the day (number) you were married on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a snowman

6-------a gangster

7-------my mobile phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19------ - a smurf

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an iPod

29-------a surfer

30-------a homeless guy

31-------a llama

 

What is the last number of the year you were born:

1--------- In my car

2 --------- On your car

3 ----------- In a hole

4 ----------- Under your bed 

5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle

6 --------- sliding down a hill

7 --------- in an elevator

8---------- at the dinner table 

9 -------- In line at the bank

0 -------- in your bathroom 

 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.

Red-----------because the voices told me to.

Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green---------because I think I need some serious help.

Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!

Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown---------because I can.

Other----------because I'm a Ninja!

None----------because I can't control myself! 

Shmar

I sang to Chuck Norris in line at the bank because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Starr_Mom

I had lunch with a goat in my car because the voices told me to. LMAO!

melmax

I danced with a homeless guy sliding down a hill because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

LinzDavid

Shmar:

I sang to Chuck Norris in line at the bank because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

LMAO!

LinzDavid

I smelled a football player on your car because I'm sexy and do what I want.

 

kancell724

I sang to a squirrel under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

~Kat~

I smelled a birdbath on your car because that's how I roll.