Can we do a (D)H vent post?!

Hooray2005

I hate to whine alone

Dear H - no, I don't think it's unreasonable to *already* be lining someone up to watch DS#1 when I go into labor (it will be his cousin - the only family we have here).  I'm crampy and feel crappy.  I'm full term. I went to the OB today and she wasn't exactly "gentle" with her exam (wondering if she stripped my membranes already?!)  I don't think I'm being a B*tch by insisting you call your cousin tonight to make sure everything's in place (I've been asking you to call her for two weeks now).

Oh, and stop making me remind you to change the cat litter box (how you can't smell the stench is beyond me and yes it's no fun, but get over it.  Either is having your body swell to the size of a small whale.)

That is all.

Ok, your turn - there has to be someone else who has a H vent...

Jelliebean1982

Here goes...

 

Dear DH,

 

Yes, it is a big deal when I come home from my girl's night and you've successfully burned three pillar candles down to the wick, filling the bathroom sink 1/4 of the way with wax.  Luckily the candles weren't any closer to the wall.  You could have burnt down the house.  And I have every right to be P/O'd at you for sitting on your bum while your friend helped me disassemble our pipes to get the wax out.  I owe you no apology for freaking out.  

sooosie

Oh I have one.

Dear H - are you BLIND to the messes around here?  I realize we have two very small children in the house, but they aren't making all the messes.  When I put things on the stairs IN THE WAY of you walking up them, that means take them up and put them away.  I am astounded that you "didn't see them".  WTF!

Also, I am not the only person around here who is capable of washing bottles and nipples.

Finally, you spend far too little time here to get so frustrated with DS2's crying.  He has reflux, coupled with the fact that all he wants to do is eat - a very touchy situation indeed.  I have been home all day and if anyone is to be frustrated by 6pm, it's me.

Whew - make that three!

Mrs.JRF

I will just say ditto to the cat box situation!

and then, Dear DH - 

Thanks for cleaning up the kitchen tonight - for the first time in months. but why did you feel it necessary to move all my paperwork from the counter to the top of the fridge? like that was helpful? And I SO did not appreciate your snide remark about you 'actually cleaning' in there.