how about this one?

amiamish

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did.

*this did not happen to me

sweetie1528

LMAO!

Rebekah1021

You have had quite a day.

amiamish

Rebekah1021:

You have had quite a day.

none of these happened to me

Rebekah1021

amiamish:

Rebekah1021:

You have had quite a day.

none of these happened to me

That makes me feel better