DH shot my boyfriend

JustaKidAtHeart

I was sending flirty messages to DH they were starting to get a little dirty so I told DH sense he couldnt be here I was going to call Mark.  DH said I couldnt because he shot him and left him in our old place. 

 OK now to let you in on why that is funny.  Mark is DH kinda.  When we were getting married an aunt of mine signed a card to Amber and Mark (DH is Erick).  Sense then it has been a joke that I have a lover named Mark that no one has ever seen.  At our house rather then "I dont know" doing thing well it must have been Mark.  lol

Just to make it super clear DH really did not shoot anyone it was a long time joke. 

Andrea Isaacs

Ha Ha!!  That is cute!!

debisheldon

I love jokes like that!

macchiatto

lol. that's too cute!

kyluvsaj

We have a similar situation involving a sweater vest.  I was cleaning out a closet in our old house and I found one of his previous roommates sweater vests.  I set it out on our guest bed and DH jokes (at least I hope he is joking) that my lover forgot to take it with him after our last rendevous.

This has been going on for YEARS!

He is the sweater vest dude.

ThisIzLove

I think it's freakin hilarious that so many people have looked at this post!!!  HAHA!!

traci_roo

LOL!  The joke in my house is that I am "Lauren".  Dh's grandma sent me a birthday card last year and wrote the name Lauren in it.  She is very passive agressive so I give DH a hard time that the girlfriend his grandma wanted him to marry must have been some girl named Lauren.  lol

PiggyBride

LOL, yip we a similar joke too, my dh went on a fishing trip with the boys. He got home late and climbed into bed, but he had grown a goatie while he was away. ?I sleepyishly told him he better leave that my husband would be home soon! ?from that day on we have used the name Vinny as my midnight goatie boyfriend!!