so if you and your H are broke

Brookie-Cookie

just go and get KU'd with 8 or 9 kids and then whore the babies out and then get a show as a parenting expert.  voila.  financial crisis over.

 

punkfiction

that is my plan. im hoping for 9 so i can beat octomom.

jenifairies

Not to mention all the charities and govt agencies we can hit up before our show starts. And the tax credit.

Duh. Why didn't I think of it sooner?

AnnetteWalker

Maybe you would even get a new house from Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Or maybe even and Extreme Makeover to take care of all the excess tummy skin.. It could be a 3 hour event.

franciscaz

You would be more successful if you leave your DH too!

goodtobethelarkster

::: shushes other 7 babies in uterus and tells them to hide behind the two big ones :::

I don't know what you're talking about!!! Who would get pregnant with 9 babies?!?  I am shocked! SHOCKED!  And also have "the vapors."

Brookie-Cookie

good idea, it makes a waaaay better story to have surprise babies stashed in there.  Then you can really play the sympathy card for extra free shiit.  Oh nos!  I only have 2 cribs and 2 car seats!  I need 7 more of EVERYTHING!  and a new van, and a chef, and hundreds of Gap-Bucks so the babies can be toddling billboards of matching cuteness...