Seriously, why DOES it take guys so much longer to drop deuce?

cooker71

DH just emerged from the bathroom after more than a half hour, I swear. Maybe he was doing more than No. 2 (ew), but I doubt it. The man loves spending time on the toilet. It's so strange.

vtgirl

Mine goes in there and starts reading damn muscle magazines... must be nice to have that kind of time on the pooper!

Rebekah1021

My DH strips naked for his deuce so that might add a few minutes into the mix and will read the entire newspaper.

aprilmomtobe

hmm, I wonder what Freud would say about it?

When I was little, there were 4 kids in the house and 1 bathroom. My brother would be in there forever and I would yell "If it's taking this long, you don't have to go yet!"

LOL, I was like 6 . .

MelandJeff

I always wonder if they ENJOY smelling their rotten turds or what?

MH is in there for a long time too. I say, hey, if you need 15 minutes of "me time", do it somewhere less smelly, it might be a little more rewarding for ya.