I had a walking fart when I was going into target tonight.. NO ONE would have known except my adorable big mouth 3yr old announced as soon as I put her in the cart "GROSS MOM YOU FARTED! YOUR BUTT STINKS"
I could have died. I'm thinking of duct taping her mouth shut anytime I go in public with her.
Re: DD outed me at Target
LOL yes, my DH said I deserved it for letting one go.. lol.
9/24/2011 Plymouth Firefighters 5k: 47:13
11/12/2011 Diva Dash 5k: 45:45
5/5/2012 STEM school 5k TBD Coming up in 2012:
6/10/2012 Walk to Remember SIDS foundation 5k
(in memory of a sweet baby boy)
11/10/2012 Diva Dash 5k
OMG that made me laugh so hard.
One day a man came to the door when I was little and decided to cut in front of my mom and tell the man that my mom doesn't wear any underwear. My mother was mortified.