What's your favorite quote?

TheNextWest

I LOVE quotes. I keep a journal just to write down little things I fancy or can relate to. Mrs. Stubbs post with her DD's pic (I had that one written down) got me wondering if anyone else has some favs I should add to my book!

Here are a *few* of mine:

If a man says something in the forest and his wife isn't there to hear him, he's still wrong. - Michael J. Fox

I'm at peace when I'm confused. - unk

Don't try to drown your sorrows- sorrows know how to swim. - unk

Immature is a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

What if they hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

If life was really "like a box of chocolates", you'd be able to squish in the top of someone's head to see if you liked them or not.

I can be changed by what happens to me, but I refuse to be reduced by it. - Maya Angelou (looove her!)

People call me a feminist whenever I express a sentiment that distinguishes myself from a doormat.

Hate is a special love for people who suck.

I'm sorry I sound calm. I assure you, I'm hysterical. -Night on Earth

No, I'm not supersticious... I mean, I'm a little sticious.

I would like to inject some thought here- I would also like to inject a tranquilizer into your backside, but my dart gun was confiscated after that incident with the trick-or-treaters. In my defense, it was dark, and I was unaware of this 'Ninja Turtle' craze- but I digress... - Sophia Petrillo (Golden Girls)

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. -Jerry Seinfield

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. -J.M. Barrie (writer of Peter Pan)

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because.. what is that thing? -Jack Handy

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -Milton Berle

I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unneccessary. It did not need to exist. -Mitch Hedberg

Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their own opinion in a deeper voice.

Love is friendship set to music.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is too short to dance with ugly men.

I don't like the term 'insane'. I prefer 'mentally hilarious'. -Family Guy

I haven't had sex in so long, I forgot who ties up whom! (a friend of mine)

I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Somewhere there's a bag missing a cat. -Eli Stone

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I reside ina  bitter bubble; I am immune to your rainbows and puppy dogs.

Do grill cheeses live at Sonic? (my DD)

Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. -Mango

What looks like crazy on an ordinary day looks a lot like love if you catch in the moonlight. -Pearl Cleage

 

OK... I guess that's enough. Can you tell I'm bored?!

Share yours!

 

Kelly Madonna

Because I'm English & I love things that remind me of home:

There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea.  ~Bernard-Paul Heroux

Brewster

Right now it is the one in my sig.

AZ_Erica

"don't squat with your spurs on"  it's a cowboy quote.  I don't know who said it though.

KoriBrett

"Were you surprised?  I was surprised.  Were you surprised?"  Eddy Izzard  Pretty much anything Eddy Izzard has ever said, really.

"Ahh a bear in his natural habitat.  A studebaker"  Fozzie Bear

"It's 156 miles to Chicago.  We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.  Hit it."  Blues Brothers

Also "the new oldsmobiles are out early this year"  "we got both kinds of music, country AND western"  Blues Brothers

"I like the dark, I love the dark.  But I hate nature, I HATE nature!"  Chunk from Goonies

Anything mel brooks or monty python.  "it's wafer thin!"

 

isabella22

There are no such thing as stupid questions, only stupid answers.