I got in trouble at work today thanks to GP.

skinnursemandee

Well not totally GP's fault just the no0bs!

I was in surgery with one of the docs I work with and I was about to administer a local anesthetic when the girl says OH WAIT! I might be pregnant. (what I was going to use is not safe in pregnancy, it can cause the fetal heart rate to be too fast)...

Soooo I said, well when was your last period. Her answer was well I just finished my birth control on New years day but I had implantation bleeding about a week afterwards with a little cramping.  I said, well do you know when you ovulated? She said, no but I know Im pregnant because I have cramps too and Im tired all the time and all I want to eat is chocolate. 

So I said fine, I will use something safer, her reply was good thanks, I dont want to harm my baby I have been waiting so long to get pregnant (DUDE YOU JUST STOPPED YOUR BIRTH CONTROL) I said you will be fine, it just sounds like PMS. 

She said oh well I know I am pregnant. So I muttled under my breath...Oh god Freakin No0obs, I cant get away from them.

The doc was like ummm what did you say, the patient couldnt hear me but the doc was right next to me..It was hysterical.

mooeta

LOL.. that is definitely a palm to forehead moment.  did you atleast get to stab her with a needle, I mean give her a shot?

happysong

lol, that's funny!  Glad you didn't get into serious trouble.  I was worried when I read the title of this post!

FlipFlopChick

ROFL  ugh she sounds annoying!

mrsnicolew

OMG! I think I would have told her to just STFU!!! But then I would have probably lost my job!?

We've been dealing with stupid Newb questions on here today too (eh, mine regarding recording BDing during the 2ww is probably included in that statement! haha!) .

aggiebride07

That is too funny!  I'm sure she was pregnant since she was craving chocolate all the time-----wait, I must be pregnant too!!! 

TarheelsInNJ

LOL! You flamed a patient!

FlipFlopChick

Wouldn't you think that if she was so SURE she was KU and worried about the baby she's have mentioned being KU before she got so close to the procedure?

ZAngel

Wow!  I'm not sure I have any words....

   Common sense?  Maybe knock some into her.

lynsef

LOL!

Bcbscorp

Ha Ha, perhaps you should keep a stock of TCOYF to hand out when they leave...or use that to knock them out instead!

Anasara

Ha!  That's awesome!

 

futurebabymama

Chocolate cravings? Considering the amount of chocolate I bought at the grocery store today, I must be KTFU! Never mind that I haven't O'd yet, I want chocolate!

skinnursemandee

Ohh Mooo I did get to stab her many times!! and sew her back up again.. it was a joy...

Ya think the jackass would take a pregnancy test but noooooooo.  Thats okay though watch her really be pregnant because that is the luck I have

Kdonn15

I'm still really new but thought your story was funny Thanks for sharing!

bella9280

you should have told her that she has been trying for so long cause the dingbat forgot to stop taking her BCP!!

what is wrong with people she couldnt take a dam test!!!

illinimama

Dude, you should've handed he a pregnancy test and made her go pee just to make sure. I doubt she'd get a positive since um... yeah, like we all know BCPs can totally mess up your cycle!

Bronxgirl73

If craving chocolate means you're PG then I have been PG since I started eating solid foods.

mrsnicolew

Bronxgirl73:

If craving chocolate means you're PG then?I have been PG since I started eating solid foods.

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