Things I'm tired of hearing...

CareBear01 · January 2009

How are you feeling?? (It seems like this is the first thing out of anyone's mouth when they see me. It is getting annoying, now, but I still smile and nod and say "fine")

Well, now you're eating for two! (Umm..no, an additional 300 calories I can have does not = eating for two!)

Hmm.I thought I had more, but those are the only 2 that have been grating on my nerves lately.

What are yours (PG or nonPG related)?

mom2ll · January 2009

you're so small.. I can't even tell you're pg... Great!!! That means I just look fat.....

Does she have a name yet???? NO!!!

TexasSmith · January 2009

I always got tired of "You're still pregnant?!" Yes hooch, and as a matter of fact, I have 2 months left. So thanks for telling me what a barge I look like

Quartzcpw · January 2009

I hated the "Have you had the baby yet?" from everyone who calls on a daily basis starting about week 37. Um, sure... just forgot to mention it???

kbv · January 2009

I've been way less annoyed this pg...its wierd! So far ppl's comments have been really nice compared to my 1st.

I do get annoyed at my MIL telling me that I "can't complain b/c my pg is so easy". Just b/c I didnt have morn sickness doesnt mean I dont have any other uncomfortable pg symptoms!

M&M614 · January 2009

oh gosh. you have no idea! I've included my snark, for extra fun, cause yes, I'm hormonal. Thank God I'm having the baby tomorrow, or I might have to hurt someone.

You are so tiny! I'd kill to be that tiny! (no, I'm tiny because I'm breech... do you want to have a breech baby?)

You can't be 9 months pregnant. Are you sure about your dates? (yes, I know when I had unprotected sex, thanks.)

Oh, but you get to schedule it! Awesome! Wish I could do that (Cool! You wanna have the section? great!)

Have you tried x? y? z? If you just waited your baby would flip. (no comment whatsoever)

In my day we just delivered them anyway! You can, too! (yeah, okay. and people and babies died too jerk.)

Oh wow... just thinking about people having surgery gives me the creeps. (Oh thanks, I wasn't on the verge of freaking out myself at any minute. I wouldn't want to give you the creeps.)

Is it really a birth? It's kinda like an extraction. (shut up)

M&M614 · January 2009

CareBear01:

Well, now you're eating for two! (Umm..no, an additional 300 calories I can have does not = eating for two!)

I loved this one. I always told people that the 2nd person only weighed 2 pounds, so I can't imagine I have to eat too much more.

CareBear01 · January 2009

M&M614:

In my day we just delivered them anyway! You can, too! (yeah, okay. and people and babies died too jerk.)

Indifferent Why would anyone say this?? It's comical, even.

M&M614 · January 2009

Because people are stooooopid.

charlotteL · January 2009

M&M614:
oh gosh. you have no idea! I've included my snark, for extra fun, cause yes, I'm hormonal. Thank God I'm having the baby tomorrow, or I might have to hurt someone.

You are so tiny! I'd kill to be that tiny! (no, I'm tiny because I'm breech... do you want to have a breech baby?)

You can't be 9 months pregnant. Are you sure about your dates? (yes, I know when I had unprotected sex, thanks.)

Oh, but you get to schedule it! Awesome! Wish I could do that (Cool! You wanna have the section? great!)

Have you tried x? y? z? If you just waited your baby would flip. (no comment whatsoever)

In my day we just delivered them anyway! You can, too! (yeah, okay. and people and babies died too jerk.)

Oh wow... just thinking about people having surgery gives me the creeps. (Oh thanks, I wasn't on the verge of freaking out myself at any minute. I wouldn't want to give you the creeps.)

Is it really a birth? It's kinda like an extraction. (shut up)

Wow some people are asses!

Being breech really means you are smaller? I did not know that. What time do you go in tomorrow?

M&M614 · January 2009

as per my doctor. I've been measuring small for awhile (they stopped measuring me about 4 weeks ago, no point). The baby measures just fine -- probably 7.5 lbs by estimate. They say its because of how the baby can curl up and doesn't "poke" you out.

I go in at 4:30. "extraction" at 7:30.

KelleyA · January 2009

"sooooo....when are you going to try for another?"

And from my dad any time I feel the slightest bit off "are you pregnant?, are you sure you're not?"

TexasAgMel · January 2009

But why on earth would you not want to know what it is? (How many honest to goodness surprises do you get in this life, anyway)

What room will it go in? (Like I care. It will go wherever I put it, Parasite will stay in our room for a while anyway)

You're so lucky not to havs m/s! I had..... (I'm sure I'll get mine in some way or another....)

I'm sure I'll get more, I'm not even out of the 1st tri yet!

rayskit10 · January 2009

really? you're only 24 weeks. wow, you're huge.

f*ck you.

Jen&Keith · January 2009

" your eating again???"

"hmm, what are ya'll eating.... oh yep jenni has a milk shake"

"we ordered 3 pizza's cause we know you eat alot"

fark you Biotch!!!!!

all these comments from the same fat biotch at work. I'm preg, whats your excuse!!!!!

sorry for the foul language, work has pissed me off today!

Karey08 · January 2009

Oh, I hated all the dumb comments disguised as questions when I was pregnant. Especially the - oh should you really eat jalapenos? Should you really be working out still? Did your doctor say it was okay to work here (chem plant)?

And the worst comments - from men at my place of employment who felt the need to tell me that they found pregnancy sexy. Yeah, just what I wanted to hear from you.

PD's_Momma · January 2009

I did not like the strangers that would touch my belly! I was walking into a bathroom at the Galleria and a woman was walking out, she see's me and just started rubbing my belly. Are you freaking kidding me?

I was huge the last month, I am talking massive and people would always comment saying that I would have twins, no, I know how many are there, just the little guy!

Also, all the old wives tales, lay off people. My kid is not going to get farking hiccups because he isn't wearing socks. Also, lay off what I am eating for crying out loud. I will hit you and I will not go to jail, no cop is going to arrest a 9 month prego woman, he will shake in fear!!