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I used to have such a nice ass! WTH happened?

Seriously, my ass was one of my best assets (not that I have very many), but at least I had one. I'm not sure if it's having a child or age, but I have failed the pencil/sharpie/highligher/marker test miserably for the past few years. I desperately need an ass lift.

Re: I used to have such a nice ass! WTH happened?

  • yeah as time marches on the more the body travels south. 
    Josh-10/1/87, Brittany 3/9/91, Mandi 7/26/92, Michelle 9/11/06 image I'M GRAPE JELLY- ALWAYS AROUND & ALWAYS THE SAME If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me. For I must be traveling on now. Because there are too many places I've got to see. -Allen Collins & Ronnie VanZant My favorite verse!
  • Don't know if you want the advice, but I can advise you on how to get that nice a$$ back (and I've had 4 kids, so I'm no amatuer at this) Ok, Get on the treadmill at 11.5 or 12 incline (I know, it's really high, but you get used to it) and then walk at a speed of 4.0  You're gonna need some fast music on your ipod. Do this for 15 minutes 3-4 days a week, and presto! You have a nice, firm butt again (and no cellulite).
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  • imagesugarp:
    Don't know if you want the advice, but I can advise you on how to get that nice a$$ back (and I've had 4 kids, so I'm no amatuer at this) Ok, Get on the treadmill at 11.5 or 12 incline (I know, it's really high, but you get used to it) and then walk at a speed of 4.0  You're gonna need some fast music on your ipod. Do this for 15 minutes 3-4 days a week, and presto! You have a nice, firm butt again (and no cellulite).

    Thank you. I will try this. I'm joining the gym at the YMCA soon, so I will definitely be taking your advice.

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