Seriously, my ass was one of my best assets (not that I have very many), but at least I had one. I'm not sure if it's having a child or age, but I have failed the pencil/sharpie/highligher/marker test miserably for the past few years. I desperately need an ass lift.
Re: I used to have such a nice ass! WTH happened?
Thank you. I will try this. I'm joining the gym at the YMCA soon, so I will definitely be taking your advice.