fresh pineapple vs canned??

Kimmer123

Does fresh pineapple make THAT much of a difference vs canned pineapple when you're trying to evict your belly tenant?? All I have is canned pineapple.

He HAS to come out before Wednesday. My MIL swoops in to ruin my life on Friday and I swear to God I will die trying to get this baby out before she gets here. All I want is our first night as a family to be us. Just me, DH, our baby and our doggies. 

I've tried walking, spicy food, I think DH is getting sick of being molested, and if I had a pump I'd blow up my giant ball and bounce around the house on it. 

Any other suggestions??

CareBear01

Kimmer123:

Does fresh pineapple make THAT much of a difference vs canned pineapple when you're trying to evict your belly tenant?? All I have is canned pineapple.

He HAS to come out before Wednesday. My MIL swoops in to ruin my life on Friday and I swear to God I will die trying to get this baby out before she gets here. All I want is our first night as a family to be us. Just me, DH, our baby and our doggies. 

I've tried walking, spicy food, I think DH is getting sick of being molested, and if I had a pump I'd blow up my giant ball and bounce around the house on it. 

Any other suggestions??

This made me LOL.

Kimmer123

HAHA This morning he got out of bed and I was like woah where do you think you're going. And I swear he rolled his eyes and made the most disgusted noise I've ever heard. And I do not care. I want this baby O.U.T.