Flame Free Friday Confessions (FFFC), y’all! 5/20/22

sunshine2417

Lay it on us, peeps! We gotta get down and dirty in this group—we’ve got 5-6 months before these babies start poppin’ out and I wanna know who I’m going through this adventure with!! Got a gross poop story? A steamy sexy dream about an ex? Do something so terrible only a group of internet strangers/soon to become besties could love you for? Gimme alllll the details!!

PurplePumpernickel

I don't think this floats to the top of confessions, but all I've done at work yesterday and today is prep graduation gifts for our students. And I'm still exhausted.

ponyoisfun

@sunshine2417 I love your enthusiasm...but I am such a typical kindergarten teacher.  

The only confession I have is that I know I need to pee in the night when I start having weird dreams about having to go pee in gross places so therefore I can't actually go.  It's very stressful!!

js1213

@ponyoisfun - last pregnancy I actually peed in the bed. It was a new one that I was considering returning, too, so I was extra grateful that I had a mattress protector. 😅 I was sitting on the toilet in my dream 🤷 ahhh. 

sejica

I know I'm ovulating because I have vivid dreams about this one specific ex, so my confession is that all 4 of my pregnancies are inspired by this guy who is not their dad.

mflowers929

Last pregnancy like 2 weeks before I was due to go to my family doctor to get my whooping cough shot I had a sex dream about my doctor 🙈 He's the same age as hubby and I and pretty cute so it's not so weird, but definitely hoping to avoid that again since it was kind of awkward! lol

lilswed

Here is my horrible horrible confession- my father in law is in the icu and they aren’t certain he is going to make- I want him to live- but my ulterior motive is I don’t want to be pressured into naming my kid after him just because he died while I was pregnant….

sunshine2417

@ponyoisfun my friend peed the bed having a peeing on the toilet dream! Lol

@lilswed do you think your partner will want to name your child after FIL? 

I posted this and then couldn’t log on to TB all weekend! Not sure what was up with my phone, but anyways, took me long enough to think of something anyways!

In college I had a ‘guy best friend’ and a long distance boyfriend. I decided to go shot for shot with the ‘guy best friend’ one night (awful idea) and ended up passing out in his bed. We had sex in the middle of the night and I totally regretted it… soooooo then I ended up denying that it happened (still cringing about that…) THEN I found out a few weeks later that it was his first time and I took his V card on a very, very sloppy drunken night and THEN was the asshole that tried to deny it happened 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ my boyfriend later found out, because he ready my journal, and I tried to deny it then too… not sure how I was living in such denial thinking everyone would somehow believe me but yeah, not proud. Not proud at all. Ugh, still feel sooo bad that was his first time too… 

autumn87654321

@sunshine2417
omg I have so many awful sloppy drunk stories. Don’t feel bad!  I’m sure he wanted to loose it eventually! Hopefully you were at least equally sloppy drunk 🤷‍♀️  

It’s amazing how much different my life is now from how it was when I was in my 20s.  I wouldn’t really recommend being slutty and drunk all the time to any young people  but honestly probably wouldn’t take it back (we’ll id take some of it back but mostly not )

ashnicell

@sunshine2417 I have more possible drunken confessions than I'd like to admit to myself. Best one wasn't a drunken sex one though. This was...not long enough ago. Maybe 3 years ago? I had quite a few too many and when I got home, I had to use the bathroom. Sat down and then felt sick. Ended up puking half in the trash, half on the floor. DH had me jump in the shower while he cleaned up. He left the room and I decided showering while standing up was too difficult. So I sat down in the shower....on the drain. I ended up flooding the whole bathroom. DH put me to bed and spent an hour mopping up the bathroom. I don't think he'll ever let me live it down.

sunshine2417

@ashnicell oh my gosh!!!  what an awesome guy at least!! I still don’t understand how we have not created a toilet with a compartment that comes out if you have to puke-and-shit simultaneously! Seriously! Next million dollar idea! 

mflowers929

@ashnicell that's so sweet though! At our second (bigger party) wedding I got drunk because I was finishing up glasses of wine from everyone, and then I had a shot of overproof rum that just kept working. I'm a pretty cheap drunk anyways so I was definitely feeling it. We got back to my parents house (where we were staying) and hubby had me sit down, pulled all of the bobby pins out of my hair, helped me get in my PJs, and then tucked me in and left me 😂