September 2022 Moms

Friday Funnies 4/8

What are the best memes you've seen this week?
Current pregnancy -
First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


Re: Friday Funnies 4/8

  • May be an image of 2 people and text that says The regular melancholy of everyday life The temporary pleasures of buying shlt online 00
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


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  • May be an image of 4 people and text that says That awkward moment when the pattern on your clothes makes it look like a tiny man is riding you like a horse
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of 1 person and text that says The 21st Century SAHM 21stcenturysahm Other people1 fantasize about flying to an exotic island Me fantasize about slipping into a coma for a few weeks so my family has to actually use their own eyeballs and find their own shit
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of 2 people animal and text that says Stinky sticky_ssb New rock paper scissors just dropped i DISCLOSETV K-9 Bites Cow Deputy Tases K-9 Cow Kicks Deputy 901 AM 13 May 21 Twitter for Android 3342 Retweets 71 Quote Tweets 142K Likes
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of text that says slate PleaseBeGneiss genie you get 3 wishes me i want a swimming pool filled with guacamole genie done you have 1 wish left me wait i thought i had 2 genie guac is extra 114 PM Dec 29 2020 Read the full conversation on Twitter 94K Reply Share Read 24 replies
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of road and text that says The point Im trying to make The way I explain it
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of text that says Owl at the Library SketchesbyBoze stop trying to please people who already dont like you and embrace the joy of being the most annoying person they ve ever met 504 pm 28 Mar 22 Twitter Web App 1949 Retweets 142 Quote Tweets
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of 1 person and text that says Lemuel Lyes LemuelLyes Last month I did the unthinkable and finally threw out that box of unloved cables that Ive dragged with me through adulthood Today realised that needed one of of them and have no idea how to find a replacement CONSIDER THIS A WARNING TO YOU ALL 744 PM 27 Mar 22 Twitter Web App 241K Retweets 3002 Quote Tweets 263K Likes
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of 4 people and text that says my shoulders my eyes my back my arms my brain my legs tired and ready to go to sleep
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a cartoon of text that says So whats it like being an adult Well youll have less energy that Sucks eustcoastitnotes Youll also get really excited over new furniture You will have 1 tupperware you favor over all others in your kitchen due to its obvious superionity I dont want this thats Kinda lame
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of 2 people and text that says cheesecake  crying cheesecakecryin No one Patriarchy you know women used to give birth in fields with no pain meds its what your body is meant to do Women well Frank men used to fight off wolves  hunt for food with spears and yet yall cant even handle the grocery store with a clear list from your wife
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says Geeky Steven geekysteven After seeing the Earth from the moon Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity Before there were arbitrary divisions and strife but afterwards he only saw one people all losers who hadnt been on the moon ever
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of text that says UberFacts UberFacts A blue whale is larger than a basketball court 2237 200ct21 Buffer 66 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 404 Likes Salvador Gmez chapatoi Replying to UberFacts americans will use anything but the metric system Spoopy Anansi Kirktastical 6m Come within three whales of America and say that
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says Rachel femaleredhead every admirer is a secret admirer if youre unable to pick up on social cues
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of 2 people and text that says KOSWISHITE lifewithtaters lifewithtaters MLM recruitment messages are the dick pics of the Mom world
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of 1 person and text that says With todays fuel prices more and more men are dependent on their wifes vehicle made with mematic
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of text that says Anyone ever Its getting hot in here My brain so take off all your clothes  Me wtf why still what year is it
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says Chuck Wendig ChuckWendig The fact that one must make coffee without having first had coffee is proof we live in an unjust chaotic universe
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of text that says Boredwalk BOREDWALK boredwalktees Sorry what were you saying My intrusive thoughts gremlin was suggesting consider impaling you with that fork 507PM 33122 Twitter for iPhone
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


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    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says Ayn Randy ItsAndyRyan Her Im forming a club for people who like to be insulted Me Great can you put me down 1103AM 02 Mar20 Twitter Web App 1103
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • No photo description available
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of 2 people and text that says What happened to the FUCKS  WHO GAVE WHOGAVETHEMALL THEM ALL CAN YOU DIE FROM BOREDOM- bydigitalmeddle YourChildhoodRuined ourChil
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • No photo description available
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of text that says gods-little-punk There should really be a nevermind option on Netflix Sometimes I start a movie or a series and ten minutes or an episode in I decide I dont like it I dont want to see it in my continue watching category and I certainly dont want to see because you watched this thing either made a mistake Please stop reminding me 182584 notes
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says Terri Fry momlikethat1 My toddler has learned the wonderful art of communication to show me what she needs slaps me in the face with the book she wants me to read 649 PM Mar 31 2022 76 Reply Copy link to Tweet
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of text that says Where did it go Mom wherediditgomom 5 Ways to Handle Toddler Tantrums -You cant -Its useless -Dont bother -Look at pictures from a year ago when they didnt act like this and remember the good times -Scream with them
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of text that says People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment siketreeker Dog heaven is also squirrel hell its a very efficient system ubercharge i cant stop laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone sapphireswimming They know that the bird feeder isnt meant for them
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of 2 people and text that says chet methwaffles we need a slur for toddlers Like Comment 159 Share 53 Shares Top comments Micha Wielgus In polish we have gwniaki which roughly translates to shitlings 10h Like Reply 44
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a meme of text that says netflix deciding wether to make the worst show show on the fucking planet or the best show youve ever watched
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says Bess Kalb bessbell Sometimes I look down at my newborn baby suckling away at 3am and I think You better fucking defend me when your spouse calls me a psychopath 1237 PM Mar 21 2022 55K Reply Share Read 48 replies
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of 4 people and text that says elierlick Joseph Ducreux 1735 -1802 was a French painter who is known primarily for his unorthodox self-portraits I always wondered where that one painting came from vigilantsycamore Why have we only memed one of these four portraits When did we as a society fail
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of 1 person and text that says The Mommy Confessions alexandrafishr I just found out that its up to your family whether a female is buried with a bra on or not Im just warning anyone in my family now if you bury me we w a bra on I will haunt every one of you for the rest of your lives
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says Rachel Sobel whinecheezits My 5 yo lost her first tooth and wanted to bring her tooth fairy swag to school to flex on her friends This included the white fairy dust baking soda So sent my kid into preschool with a little bag of white powder for show and tell Follow me for more parenting tips 1056 AM Mar 29 2022 33K Reply Share Read 90 replies
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


  • May be an image of text that says to remember how many feet there are in a mile u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five two eight 0 and theres 5280 feet in a mile  remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember 1000 because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasnt invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice
    Current pregnancy -
    First BFP on 1/4/22.  Due date 9/13/22.

    Four prior losses, no living children - 1 first trimester miscarriage, 1 blighted ovum, 1 chemical, and one extreme premature live birth daughter who died at 15 days old.


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