Weird dreams, March edition

kboydbowman

Did an alien kidnap your baby, who was actually a pickle in disguise?

What strange stuff are you dreaming, mama?

jhysmath

I kept trying to go out and do things and every time I did someone had to remind me I had a newborn and couldn't leave them behind. 

kboydbowman

So what you're saying is you had a prophetic dream lol

babywiik

Last night I dreamt I got married to 4 different guys at the same time😳 I promise I only have 1 guy in my real life

jhysmath

@kboydbowman lol there was only 1 time with my second that I forgot I had a newborn. We had people over and I was talking the 3 year old and some of the other kids out in the woods on the side by side, we got back to the party and parked next to the fire and I heard crying and was like oh shoot that's right I've got a new baby I have to take care of. (I left her with my husband, he passed her off to a friend who likes to consider himself the baby whisperer who was trying to get my kids who cried constantly for 4 months to stop crying). 

jhysmath

My dreams are getting really out there. I think I was awake for hours last night and couldn't get back to sleep..... Some random l&d nurse came to me and said I found a male midwife that will come see you for your vba2c none of the female ones will but he will if you have a complication, but I think I can take care of you by myself just fine.... So I decided to do this. I had to go get an US for some reason and when I got there, they were like your having twins and we need to deliver them now. I kept saying they can't I'm only 15 weeks. And they kept telling me my days were off because the twins were full term. I kept telling them that's impossible because I've taken pregnancy tests every month since last April and it didn't turn positive until January 1st.

I woke up and couldn't fall back to sleep, once I finally did, I was in the same US but now one of the twins had split into quadruplets. And I was so upset that there were 4 identical babies and only one that wasn't. I was so sad for that 1...then I was pregnant running triage at what I'm assuming was a Ukrainian make shift hospital, and children kept coming in with missing limbs and I just kept wondering how I could bring 5 babies into the world with all these kids being hurt. 

kboydbowman

Craziness!

kboydbowman

Ugh.  I took Benadryl last night since I've been sleeping horribly and was visited by the Awful Dream Fairy.  I had a dream that I delivered the baby at 14+2 (I'm 15+1 now) and somehow he was alive, just very very tiny.  So then we had to keep him alive and the only way to do that was to keep the house at 90 degrees.  And somehow having the baby rearranged my teeth into meth mouth.  Then my father showed up and remodeled my bathroom so that it had two walk-in tubs.

WTF.

babywiik

I dreamt last night that my daughter had a twin. Apparently I went in for an ultrasound around DD 1st birthday and I was still carrying her twin so then the twin was born and was the same size and development level as my DD😂 
@kboydbowman I get crazy teeth dreams too and have to wake up and wiggle them all to make sure they're all in place.

jhysmath

I get the crazy teeth dreams and wake up in my dream with in a dream being happy it was just a dream and then having my teeth fall out within that dream it's nerve wracking. 

maple1422

I'm not sure what spurred it, but I had the craziest dream that I had the baby at home at 15 weeks but he was a full grown baby. He was a boy and we named him Zig. He had blue eyes and blonde hair that matched DS. For some reason my little sister was here and it was the middle of the night and I kept trying to get her to call DH (not sure why he wasn't home). We did indeed have a bassinet next to the bed - on my side. DS always slept in his own crib, so this is extra weird to me. With all the weirdness, the only thing that was off to the me in the dream was that the baby wasn't interested in feeding and I considered whether we needed to get him to the hospital only for that reason. STRANGE! I've clearly been reading too many pregnancy forums/articles/sites.

pangolindrome

I keep having awkward nightmares that are set in San Francisco. That’s all I remember about them.

csardaszz

Zombie invasion. And for some reason I was outside in a hot tub while there were zombies roving around.

kboydbowman

I'm a walking dead fan, so mine frequently involves zombies. I do not remember all of the details of last night, but it featured the cast of the walking dead and we were hiding in a long series of underground bunkers and tunnels that were all connected to hide from some bad guys.  No actual zombies though lol

lilienne

I'm no fun. Last night I dreamed everyone kept telling me that I had caught a fatal disease and I was going to die. No matter how many times I told them I wasn't having any of the symptoms, they wouldn't listen and were too afraid to have me anywhere near them. The night before, I was trying to evacuate from a wildfire and no one would help me because the baby in my arms "just didn't look right." I don't know if I can hold it together for long enough to get definitive amnio results.

jhysmath

I dreamt last night that we were working in the school district that we worked at 2 years ago because they needed help. It's 1.5 hours away, and I was doing 1 day a week and my husband was doing 2.5 days a week there. He decided because I was only working 1 day a week we didn't need a second apartment there and he was going to stay with our friends who have kids the same age as our kids. These people don't clean up after their pets, don't house train their animals and don't use the upstairs of their house, their dog used to go upstairs to those bedrooms to poop and they'd never clean it up. I kept arguing with my husband that I didn't want our stuff in their house and he was like it's fine we'll just throw it out after this year. I was just so disgusted. Definitely made me want to clean out house today.

Part of me also thought about the fact I'd love to send my husband there just so he remembers how clean our apartment and not get so frustrated with our kids toys. 

newbabymama27

@jhysmath I just about vomited in my mouth when you said they don’t house train their pets and the upstairs bedrooms are pet bathrooms that don’t get cleaned up 🤢 isn’t that a health hazard? Wow. 

pangolindrome

jhysmath said:

… he was going to stay with our friends who have kids the same age as our kids. These people don't clean up after their pets, don't house train their animals and don't use the upstairs of their house, their dog used to go upstairs to those bedrooms to poop and they'd never clean it up. I kept arguing with my husband that I didn't want our stuff in their house and he was like it's fine we'll just throw it out after this year. I was just so disgusted. Definitely made me want to clean out house today.

Part of me also thought about the fact I'd love to send my husband there just so he remembers how clean our apartment and not get so frustrated with our kids toys. 

Um holdup, real people? Not people from dream?
Sounds like if I learned that kids lived in those conditions I’d be legally required to mandatory report it to CPS because that is a huge health hazard.

jhysmath

No one goes up stairs and their dog was smaller than a cat. It refused to go outside if it was windy, cold, raining, or snowing. They tried training it to go to the bathroom in front of the toilet so they could just pick it up and plunk it down the toilet. That dog died and I'm hoping their new dog, which is actually dog sized goes outside, though I doubt it. 

Last night I dreamt I had chest hair like thick couldn't be seen through chest hair. I kept trying to cut it so I could shave it, but it kept growing back. Then it spread to my neck and was going to my face and I wasn't sure how I could hide it. 

maple1422

It appears that I typed this out last week and never posted it. Here it is now.

I'm not sure what spurred it, but I had the craziest dream that I had the baby at home at 15 weeks but he was a full grown baby. He was a boy and we named him Zig. He had blue eyes and blonde hair that matched DS. For some reason my little sister was here and it was the middle of the night and I kept trying to get her to call DH (not sure why he wasn't home). We did indeed have a bassinet next to the bed - on my side (DS always slept in his own crib, so this is extra weird to me.) With all the weirdness, the only thing that was off to the me in the dream was that the baby wasn't interested in feeding and I considered whether we needed to get him to the hospital only for that reason. STRANGE!