TwatWaffle Tuesday 10/13

mindyb2019

What or who is being a twatwaffle today? 

disgruntled_pelican

Squirrels are twat-waffles. We discovered we had some making a home in our attic. Humane removal is going to cost us around $700 when its all said and done. UGH! Our live traps caught 2 last night and 1 almost threw himself over the side of the deck. I had to rescue the cage as the squirrel was lunging at me through the screen/bars. I was so scared I would accidentally open it!

mamakate2011

@disgruntled_pelican omgggg! That’s crazy!!! And, squirrels are total twat waffles. I have this beautiful plant stand in my backyard that holds all my porch plant babies and I moved it against the deck railing and I go out today and the effers had knocked over and stomped on/ruined/half ate one of my succulents. 🤬 I’m so sorry they’ve taken up camp in your attic!

ramzlau

@disgruntled_pelican Squirrels are hated here too. They shattered MH’s iPhone one time, been on the twat list ever since. 

kaw726

@disgruntled_pelican that is so frustrating! And yet all I can think of after reading that post is that Geico commercial where the mom calls and is like "well the squirrels are back in the attic...your father says it's personal this time" hahaha