Why My Pregnant Self is laughing

indulgentgypsy · April 2019

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Ok, we're crying, we're eating, we're bitching - and all with reason! But sometimes, funny shit happens too

I figured this could be a dump thread for funny memes, goofy stories, SMH "only when pregnant" stuff - you know, whatever actually made us giggle.

indulgentgypsy · April 2019

So - this made DH and I laugh as we were going to bed last night...

Sunday night/Monday morning, some hour of normal pregnant lady not quite sleeping, not quite awake. My DH lightly snoring in bed next to me and baby girl doing some kind of kick boxing routine. I'm trying to get comfy in my mound of pillows (there's one or 3 or 5 or whatever) and all of a sudden, still in a dead sleep, my DH rips the pillow out from under my head tucks it next to him under his arms and settles in. Fast asleep the whole time, but now he has a death grip on my GOOD pillow and I can't get it back. I giggle to myself, sigh, turn over and sleep for .2 seconds before my alarm goes off.

I was telling my DH this last night and he is laughing hugely and then says - well really, ALL the pillows on the bed belong to you at this point, and I just thought, I mean, he's not wrong... And I actually need one or 2 more...

hestia-is-wearie · April 2019

Omg, I need this thread. I've had plenty of laugh attacks that may or may not be pregnancy-induced. I blame lack of sleep!

The latest one happened when DH texted me about using the bathroom at work and hearing "some dude playing a solo on a 3 octave fart kazoo." Cue silent convulsions at my desk