Weekly Questions {10/28-11/3}

okayestmom12

hnbergeron

@okayestmom12 wth... Good times. I thought it was fridays....dang I got watch that. 

ohsunnydays

@okayestmom12 thanks for the laugh!!! Needed that 

madreofdragons

Somebody came to D14 asking about getting pregnant from anal. I don’t remember the actual question but there was a lot of talk about butt babies. 

cali1710

Oh man thats funny. Some people need to redo sex ed. 

okayestmom12

madreofdragons said:

Somebody came to D14 asking about getting pregnant from anal. I don’t remember the actual question but there was a lot of talk about butt babies. 

Butt babies. DEAD. 

PurplePoppy424

I think I’ve seen it all now. 

lzzfrancisco

madreofdragons said:

Somebody came to D14 asking about getting pregnant from anal. I don’t remember the actual question but there was a lot of talk about butt babies. 

I remember that! 

etnyah

@okayestmom12 That loosely reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

Which had me in stitches, gasping for air the first time I watched it, and I still can't get through without chuckling. I'm sure a lot of people have seen it (26 mill views), but for those who haven't: you're welcome. Also maybe wear a pad before you click play because you'll pee yourself. 

jessier19

Oh god @grebretso that video was amazing 

ohsunnydays

@grebretso  so funny!!!

sjnsjnsjn

@grebretso- OH MY GOD.  I had to stop after the first 30 or so because my sides hurt too much.  Jaysus.

lzzfrancisco

1 hour glucose test today. I have already called the drs office twice today.. and forgot to ask how long I have to be fasting before going in. Does anyone recall their directions? Please say it's only 1 hour!  

okayestmom12

@lzzfrancisco - I've always had to fast from midnight for any fasting test.  I'd call a third time to be doubly sure  

etnyah

@lzzfrancisco They told me to eat and drink as I normally do up until chugging the glucose drink. Then nothing, not even water, until after my blood draw one hour later. 

They also told me no caffeine for three days leading up to the test, but it seems like not everyone are being told that. Seems like every place has different rules, I’d call to be sure!

lzzfrancisco

@grebretso no caffeine for three days? just NOPE! 
@okayestmom12 yea.. I'm going to call while I'm on the way, because I've already mentally committed to leaving work early! haha

sjnsjnsjn

I was told the same @grebretso. Eat normally.

allthingsgo

@lzzfrancisco I was told to eat normally. This test is a non-fasting test. 

ETA: @grebretso that video was hilarious! Some people smh. 

danixbanani24

I ate a sugary toaster strudel before my glucose test LOL  In all fairness, I was home sick and didn't think I was going to go for the test but then I thought to myself oh might as well get it over with today rather than be late for work another day.

eggsandwich2019

Here they make you fast before the test -_- so I am going to be going in first thing in the morning, I don't do well with fasting even when not pregnant...

hannahbananas11

Mine said no fasting before the test, just eat normally. She even said that one person came in two weeks ago munching on a candy bar right before the test.  

bww_0331

With DS I had to fast for I think 1-2 hours but this one it’s 10 hours. It seems to be pretty different everywhere!

jessier19

Mine said to eat as much as I wanted but to try to avoid carbs the day of the test lest they unnecessarily increase my chances of testing positive for GD. 

kayjay44

I've never fasted (except for the one hour after the drink). I am mindful as to what I eat leading up to the test, though, because I don't want to fail and have to do the 3 hour.

lzzfrancisco

Welp, I'm not doing this afternoon because they do want me to fast. I'm so annoyed, but I'm ready to get it over with before vacation, so I rearranged my day tomorrow to get it over with. I'm gonna be a hangry bitch tomorrow.