TMI Tuesday

mrsbubbles-2

Or is it?

mrsbubbles-2

Dear co-workers,

See that little can in every stall in the bathroom? It's called air freshener.

Use it.

Kthanks,
Bubbles

ladygali

@mrsbubbles-2 lol. Nothing worse than that old lady vag smell mixed with poo. Barf. 

scottishlass1213

Mine is also bathroom related but not me, and can be construed as a WTF Wednesday as well I guess.  Why must people talk on their cell phones in the bathroom??? That's TMI for the person on the other end of that call LOL.  I just had that at work. You can't stop your call for 2 seconds?

neeraja_k

I am so tired of blowing my nose. Every day, all day, it's nothing but the thickest boogies and snot. Sometimes I even have to use my Neti pot to get everything to come out. I feel like I leave a trail of used tissues everywhere I go. And my new record is using one of those biggest rectangle boxes in 5 days time (even my husband was impressed). So. Much. Snot. 

princesslockness

@mrsbubbles-2 Why can't people just spray the damn scent? Its not hard, and honestly I spray it before I go, just so it smells nice while i'm in there. 

My TMI is since my cerclage Friday, my lady bits smell like Death. 

livinthesunnylife

Ugh, the worst is being being a smoker poo.  I swear I can smell the tobacco in their awful poop.  Why can't women courtesy flush?  Why is it so hard?

Firemanswife11

Yall have some gross ones today! Lol! The descriptions - gag!!

elsieisamoocow

Totally gagging while reading each of these  

melprop

My TMI is that I gagged & nearly threw up while reading this thread on my prep pd at school today. Not to mention that the smell of DH’s poop last night made me dry heave for a good 30 mins. But he finally cleaned out the litter box, so I was able to dry heave in the upstairs bathroom while he was pooping downstairs. 

elsieisamoocow

@melprop I told DH we need a 3rd bathroom now. DS is potty training, so our main bathroom is set up for that and just kind of grosses me out right now, and DH was pooping up a storm last night in our master bath, which is where I usually go to puke. I told him how the thought of all of the poop makes me gag but I'm so grossed out by that toilet now that I don't want to puke in it, which makes me gag more and it's just a viscous cycle now. I just need a 3rd super clean bathroom just for puking in. 

mrsbubbles-2

@melprop and @elsieisamoocow - I've told DH that all his bathroom activities need to take place in the master bath which is on the 2nd floor. The main floor half bath is all mine. That way I can keep everything spotless and puke whenever I want. And when he tries to complain I give the old "you did this to me!!!" and then we go about our merry ways lol!

calimom2524

When I got home from work yesterday I had to pee (as I always do, it's an hour long drive) and DS1 was like oh I just pooped in there. It can't be that bad, right? BARF. I had to go upstairs. How does someone so small and cute smell SO BAD?

carrotsandpeas3

Yeah I made the mistake of reading this thread on my lunch break.

This isn't too gross, but I've been so congested at night (not sick, just pregnant) that I have become a super mouth breather and keep waking up with a big drool puddle and such bad dry mouth that I can't do anything in the morning until I drink something. I used to hop in the shower right away but I now detour to the kitchen to drink some water or OJ and accidentally wake my dog up along the way... Which results in her whining at our bedroom door the entire time I'm in the shower. Sorry DH!

scottishlass1213

DS has taken to pooping whenever I have a bath.  He claims he just wants to be with me but I am like, dude, there are 2 other bathrooms besides this one. And then I am trapped in the tub.

mozartsmuse

neeraja_k said:

I am so tired of blowing my nose. Every day, all day, it's nothing but the thickest boogies and snot. Sometimes I even have to use my Neti pot to get everything to come out. I feel like I leave a trail of used tissues everywhere I go. And my new record is using one of those biggest rectangle boxes in 5 days time (even my husband was impressed). So. Much. Snot. 

Mine is so bad I gag on my snot. 

brzvice

This evening in the bathtub my chubby blubby blumpity bump made shaving my legs difficult. Already. I still have 6 more months to go and am already tempted to say F it and turn into a wildebeest. Summer is going to be fun times.