If you were going to go through the trouble of making an account, selecting a message board and posting. Wouldn't you want to get something out of it?!
I was waiting for her personal blog link where we can go find more of her life changing hacks and have her answer every question I've ever had about life, family and my own body.
14. Your belly button will pop out....just pop it back in. It's just the baby's hand wavying out to say hi.
15. If your belly button won't pop back in, you're ready to give birth! Yup, much like the pop up timer on a turkey saying you're done.
16. If you want to give birth early, drink 1 gallon of castor oil, take a 5 mile walk (jogging is actually better), then have sex with your significant other.
17. Don't listen to the nurses at the hospital during delivery. They have no idea what they're doing and just want you to stay longer so your insurance pays more.
18. Tell your husband often that he doesn't know what he's doing since he isn't pregnant, YOU ARE. Men can't sympathize with strong women. In fact, you should probably just leave him now.
*Disclosure: please don't actually follow ANY of this advice.
Re: My Pregnancy Hacks
I was waiting for her personal blog link where we can go find more of her life changing hacks and have her answer every question I've ever had about life, family and my own body.
confused...
I really needed a good laugh today - and this totally delivered!
Married 9/28/13
DS born 11/12/15
EDD 8/13/18
~~Wife to one amazing man~~
~~Mama to 3 crazy boys~~
~~Wrangler of 2 cats~~