You are a New Mom When — The Bump
November 2017 Moms

You are a New Mom When

Hey ladies let's hear those fun little moments our new littles our bringing to our lives. 

About a week or so ago we had our first poop up the back in the middle of the night. So what did I do ... woke up my DH to help not that there was a whole lot for him to do but it was great to have the support in the middle of the night. Also the next day we laughed about it cause everyone warned us about the moment there was poop everywhere.
dragonfly87-2mymulliganYesOuiCanangbaby83littlemissc17NYTino24jarob747

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  • @samsterrr that happened to my husband today. He was very surprised at how far the poop went since he then had to clean not only baby the change table as well. 
    NYTino24jarob747
  • @DungeonTrollMel yes! I bought some more so I have enough to change them but I definitely relate with that.  This morning she managed to spit up down the front of me and I just kept going.   I also relate with walking around with one boob out.  I almost forgot yesterday and answered the door like that.  

    As for me especially since I'm a first time mom I think it's taking a hundred pictures of her sleeping because she is just so cute.  I try not to send them to everybody because I don't want to be that Mom but sometimes I am.  Lol
    NYTino24jarob747
  • I think everyone else has mentioned this but...
    You know you're a new mom when your boobs are out 90% of the time 
    dragonfly87-2ladymeowmeow2littlemissc17jarob747
  • dragonfly87-2dragonfly87-2 member
    edited December 2017
    When you naively think that your newborn will cooperate for photos....

    We tried to get newborn photos today....she was not having it. She stayed wide awake and fussy, kept looking around, peed/pooped on DH and the photographer said it was her most difficult session and that Zoey behaved more like a one month old. After 2.5 hours, I hope at least a few good photos will come of it. 
    littlemissc17NYTino24jarob747
  • @dragonfly87-2 H got peed and pooped on during our newborn session today too!!
    BFP #1: 1.22.16                 MMC: 2.29.16 ( tetrasomy 11, partial deletion 1, XXX) D&C: 3.2.16
    BFP #2: 4.14.16                 CP: 4.17.16
    BFP #3: 6.10.2016             CP: 6.17.16
    RE appt: 6.27.2016- saline sono all clear
    Progenity: + carrier Tay-Sachs, Gaucher's, hemachromatosis. DH: carrier Alpha 1 anti-trypsin
    PCOS, hypothyroid, MTHFR, hx of LEEP in 2006
    Clomid + TI Cycle #1: 50mg Trigger 8.24.2016- BFN
    Clomid 75mg + IUI#1 9.25.2016- BFP #4 10/6
    Beta #1 15   Beta #2 38    Beta #3- 71     beta #4 171   Beta # 5- 21  Natural MC 10/21
    HSG- clear
    IVF Jan 2017
    Egg Retrieval 1.22.17: 32 eggs retrieved,29 mature, 24 fertilized, 14 to blastocyst for biopsy
    PGS results: 4 PGS normal 2 XX, 2 XY
    FET: 3.13.2017 for 2 PGS embryos
    Beta#1: 3.24.2017......... 78; Beta # 2 241; Beta #3 4198
    Baby BOY due 11.29.2017






    dragonfly87-2jarob747
  • I’m just relieved to know I’m not the only one walking around in spit up stained clothes! 
    angbaby83jarob747
  • Ending up with poop everywhere no longer phases you. 
    jarob747
  • @samsterrr
    The projetile poop has happened to me a few times and last night I covered his butthole with my bare hand to try to shield anymore from getting on me or the couch where I was changing him. My fiance just sat and laughed at me.
    NYTino24jarob747kaitlinliz
  • I got my first true blue smile a day or so ago.  She looked right into my eyes while I talked to her,  and gave me a big gummy grin.  Melted me,  and I almost forgot about my projectile poop moments.  Haha 
    ladymeowmeow2amber0529NYTino24jarob747
  • When you have to YouTube how to open your stroller when you go out... and you nurse / change a diaper on your lap in the car because you naively went into BRU without the diaper bag and you're too tired to go back in to use their nursing room.
    It's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most...not where you live, or what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes... There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind, this I've come to know! *ZBB*

    Me: 36 DH 35 
    TTC  9/2016     BFP 12/9/16    EDD 8/21/17    NMC 1/8/16 at 7w6d
    TTC  2/2017  BFP 3/6/17   EDD 11/17/17   DS born 11/25/17 via ECS
    TTC 12/2018   BFP 6/2/19   EDD 2/12/20  NMC / BO at 7 weeks, low progesterone
    TTC 7/2019   BFP 8/21/19 EDD 4/22/20 CP at 5 weeks
    TTC 8/19    IUI #1 w/ Clomid + Ovidrel + progesterone  BFN, IUI 2 and 3 w/ Letrozole + Ovidrel + progesterone,
    IUI 4 Follistim + Ovidrel + progesterone BFP 1/9/20 EDD 9/18/20

    AMA, ITP in pregnancy, vWD type II - low Factor VIII, unexplained RPL and secondary infertility
    mymulliganjarob747nbatchen
  • When you are out of clothes in 2 days because of either leaking during nursing (LO let's it just spill from his mouth), being spit up on, or the lovely pink medicine you're suppose to give during nursing drips.  
    ladymeowmeow2NYTino24jarob747kaitlinliz
  • When it's 2 am and you have to decide between showering and sleeping. 
    It's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most...not where you live, or what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes... There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind, this I've come to know! *ZBB*

    Me: 36 DH 35 
    TTC  9/2016     BFP 12/9/16    EDD 8/21/17    NMC 1/8/16 at 7w6d
    TTC  2/2017  BFP 3/6/17   EDD 11/17/17   DS born 11/25/17 via ECS
    TTC 12/2018   BFP 6/2/19   EDD 2/12/20  NMC / BO at 7 weeks, low progesterone
    TTC 7/2019   BFP 8/21/19 EDD 4/22/20 CP at 5 weeks
    TTC 8/19    IUI #1 w/ Clomid + Ovidrel + progesterone  BFN, IUI 2 and 3 w/ Letrozole + Ovidrel + progesterone,
    IUI 4 Follistim + Ovidrel + progesterone BFP 1/9/20 EDD 9/18/20

    AMA, ITP in pregnancy, vWD type II - low Factor VIII, unexplained RPL and secondary infertility
    ladymeowmeow2jarob747
  • @NYTino24 sleeping. Always sleeping 
    BFP #1: 1.22.16                 MMC: 2.29.16 ( tetrasomy 11, partial deletion 1, XXX) D&C: 3.2.16
    BFP #2: 4.14.16                 CP: 4.17.16
    BFP #3: 6.10.2016             CP: 6.17.16
    RE appt: 6.27.2016- saline sono all clear
    Progenity: + carrier Tay-Sachs, Gaucher's, hemachromatosis. DH: carrier Alpha 1 anti-trypsin
    PCOS, hypothyroid, MTHFR, hx of LEEP in 2006
    Clomid + TI Cycle #1: 50mg Trigger 8.24.2016- BFN
    Clomid 75mg + IUI#1 9.25.2016- BFP #4 10/6
    Beta #1 15   Beta #2 38    Beta #3- 71     beta #4 171   Beta # 5- 21  Natural MC 10/21
    HSG- clear
    IVF Jan 2017
    Egg Retrieval 1.22.17: 32 eggs retrieved,29 mature, 24 fertilized, 14 to blastocyst for biopsy
    PGS results: 4 PGS normal 2 XX, 2 XY
    FET: 3.13.2017 for 2 PGS embryos
    Beta#1: 3.24.2017......... 78; Beta # 2 241; Beta #3 4198
    Baby BOY due 11.29.2017






    mymulliganjarob747
  • @DungeonTrollMel Spoiler: I slept last night and got my shower tonight while DH and DS napped together. :)
    It's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most...not where you live, or what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes... There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind, this I've come to know! *ZBB*

    Me: 36 DH 35 
    TTC  9/2016     BFP 12/9/16    EDD 8/21/17    NMC 1/8/16 at 7w6d
    TTC  2/2017  BFP 3/6/17   EDD 11/17/17   DS born 11/25/17 via ECS
    TTC 12/2018   BFP 6/2/19   EDD 2/12/20  NMC / BO at 7 weeks, low progesterone
    TTC 7/2019   BFP 8/21/19 EDD 4/22/20 CP at 5 weeks
    TTC 8/19    IUI #1 w/ Clomid + Ovidrel + progesterone  BFN, IUI 2 and 3 w/ Letrozole + Ovidrel + progesterone,
    IUI 4 Follistim + Ovidrel + progesterone BFP 1/9/20 EDD 9/18/20

    AMA, ITP in pregnancy, vWD type II - low Factor VIII, unexplained RPL and secondary infertility
    mymulligandragonfly87-2jarob747
  • Lol totally had to YouTube the stroller!
    nbatchenNYTino24
  • When your entire wardrobe is based on if it is easy to nurse/pump in. 
    So much this. I use my freebie cups just because I get sick of putting a pumping bra on multiple times a day 
    BFP #1: 1.22.16                 MMC: 2.29.16 ( tetrasomy 11, partial deletion 1, XXX) D&C: 3.2.16
    BFP #2: 4.14.16                 CP: 4.17.16
    BFP #3: 6.10.2016             CP: 6.17.16
    RE appt: 6.27.2016- saline sono all clear
    Progenity: + carrier Tay-Sachs, Gaucher's, hemachromatosis. DH: carrier Alpha 1 anti-trypsin
    PCOS, hypothyroid, MTHFR, hx of LEEP in 2006
    Clomid + TI Cycle #1: 50mg Trigger 8.24.2016- BFN
    Clomid 75mg + IUI#1 9.25.2016- BFP #4 10/6
    Beta #1 15   Beta #2 38    Beta #3- 71     beta #4 171   Beta # 5- 21  Natural MC 10/21
    HSG- clear
    IVF Jan 2017
    Egg Retrieval 1.22.17: 32 eggs retrieved,29 mature, 24 fertilized, 14 to blastocyst for biopsy
    PGS results: 4 PGS normal 2 XX, 2 XY
    FET: 3.13.2017 for 2 PGS embryos
    Beta#1: 3.24.2017......... 78; Beta # 2 241; Beta #3 4198
    Baby BOY due 11.29.2017






    NYTino24mymulligankaitlinliz
  • when you dont remember the last time you showered n you smell like old milk! im a hot mess, but i rarely leave the house so i dont care. baby has reflux, im not gonna shower to get spit up on again lol! i wipe down with baby wipes when i feel like i smell 
  • kdw89 i went 10 weeks lmao!!!! my husband was coming home after being away since LO was 2/3 weeks n i realized i hadnt shaved...it took his whole naptime to conquer that beast
    kdl89
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