GTKY: Name your kids after reason you had them

fraufarbissina

Inspired by this Scary Mommy article, what would your current and/or future kids be called if you named them for the reason you had them?

https://www.scarymommy.com/parents-are-naming-their-kids-after-the-reasons-they-had-them-twitter/

fraufarbissina

I'd have big sister "Dad Doesn't Understand Ovulation" and future little sibling "Thought It'd Take More Than One Try" 

tincupchalice

Mine are boring.  "Because we wanted them and I know exactly when I ovulate"

cups4

Teacher's Summer Break 
Aka, planned timing and hoped it would work

Big brother: Please Fucking Stick and Grow, I Desperately Want You

suchaglencoco

Twins- "tons of injections I will lord it over them for the rest of my days".

This baby- "let's have fun sex before I start injections and hate the look of you".

Hahahaha

mileswithmyles

DS- I Had No Idea I Was Ovulating Because I Had a Loss the Previous Cycle

This Baby- I Know I’m Ovulating and Want to Get Pregnant Now Because of Summer Break 

ivyvines6

J: Dr said I couldn’t get pregnant without medical intervention 

Fetus: Pull out fail, or Happy Birthday to me!

Pearlvirus

C: we’re getting married in a month but let’s stop preventing now because people say it takes a while 
M: it can’t always be that easy
#3: ok maybe we are ready

sandbar517

Twins: Erin's Bachelorette Party and Oh, Shit-There's Two?!?!  
Baby: Please Let This Be The Month, I'm So Sick of Having Forced Sex

desertdweller21

Two years of a ridiculous amount of sex along with surgery, injections, pills, and losses

@mileswithmyles This one is the same as your DS as well 

abbykm7

This one would be “Big Brother has too much energy and will need a sibling to entertain him in life”.

holli0801

#1 Birth control fail (or “Whoops” for short)

#2 it’s about damn time, I almost gave up on you (or “Finally” for short) 

theletlers

G: We just replanned life without kids

baby: my sister said I was fat

thunderberry

This guy would be cute baby "Parents agreed to pay for IVF"

onesmallcoconut

DS: Well that was fast
Fetus: Well that was fast 2.0

mamabird515

Oysters and Champagne meet your grandparents 40th anniversary.

doraleigh35

#1- Finally, after over a year of waiting and losses
#2- Pull & Pray really is not effective birth control

abhphilly

12 IUIs and All of Our Savings Later

pandakov

My first: My frontal lobe hasn’t fully developed yet! 

My second: It’s snowing and the power’s out!

squashandlaces

My first: hallelujah 29 months, 1 surgery, 2 failed IUI's and 1 successful 5dt later.

current: please stick after a previous loss, if this doesn't work I'm transferring 2!

future: 7 embryos left that we don't want to discard

curleemama32

DS is "Happy Birthday Daddy!!"

current baby is "no way we'll get pregnant the first time trying!"

Kendrajos

DS: Mono+Strep Throat = Steroids+Antibiotics = negate birth control + 6month anniversary sex = baby ... My dumb self should have believed it could happen to me! 

Mush Mush Fetus: Planned+SO Birthday Sex = Damn that was quick! Doctor said it could take a whole year!

crazyliblady

Viking: It can't be that easy
#2: Hurry up and get here, I wanna hold my baby! (#2 is after a loss)

kristib1027

#1 one night stand 
(we ended up married) 

#2 Natural family planning fail 

#3 pre cum (classy) 

codeeye

Mine are interesting...

1st born- “We are best friends who just started dating but we don’t need condoms cause the doctor said I am barren anyways” (got pregnant 3 weeks into our relationship, thank god it worked out!) 

this baby- “we will start actively trying for #2 after the wedding, so why bother being safe now?” (Found out I was pregnant 2 days after the wedding)

funny bonus story, both were created in our motorhome. Apperently the key to my fertility is camping in a 1984 pace arrow. Haha!