Let's Play a Game: Haters Guide to Internet Shopping

doxiemoxie212

Inspired by The Haters Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog let's play a game. Here's how it works:

1. Go to any online store of your choosing and find the most absurd item you can. The ideal item is ugly, useless and extremely expensive. Only one item per comment! 
2. Post the following information below: Link, Product Name, Product Description (as stated on website), Price, Photo
3. Love tit the best of the worst items posted
4. Whichever comment/item gets the most love tits wins!

Happy hunting, y'all! 

doxiemoxie212

EXAMPLE: (item idea stolen from John Oliver)

Link: https://www.tiffany.com/accessories/desk/everyday-objects-sterling-silver-tin-can-60559139?fromGrid=1&origin=browse&trackpdp=bg&tracktile=new|highlight&fromcid=3779727&trackgridpos=16
Product Name: Sterling Silver Tin Can
Product Description: Tiffany artisans transform utilitarian items into handcrafted works of art. Sterling silver and shining vermeil upgrade this classic tin can.
Price: $1,000
Photo: 

galactickates

@doxiemoxie212 I literally can't believe that $1,000 can is a "thing" I saw a silver paper plate too... why?!?! That is hilarious! Off to browse! 

doxiemoxie212

So I have some questions about who the eff is spending $300 on a "luxury" Monopoly game. 

https://www.potterybarn.com/products/monopoly-luxury-edition/?pkey=cgame-room&isx=0.0.438

Product Name: MONOPOLY - LUXURY EDITION
Product Description: Specially designed for those who like to play in style, the Monopoly Luxury Edition makes a perfect holiday gift. It’s crafted of wood in our Livingston Gray finish with a textured faux leather inset to match our favorite McKenna Jewelry Storage. Inside the drawer, you’ll find wooden houses and hotels, dyed bone dice and the classic tokens, plus an exclusive Pottery Barn bulldog.
Price: $299

katykat03

Gucci

Gold Peggy Platform Sneakers

$920

Low-top metallic 'nappa silk' calfskin sneakers in gold-tone. Round toe. Lace-up closure in white. Webbed nylon trim striped in navy and red at sides. Multicolor foam rubber platform sole. Gold-tone hardware. Tonal stitching.

https://www.ssense.com/en-us/women/product/gucci/gold-peggy-platform-sneakers/1833853?gclid=CjwKCAiA6K_QBRA8EiwASvtjZQVdacJNzOnoj8CttnS6j1Srv-hAbsfkGT0dG8Ml8UBAuQkm9GYklhoCgUgQAvD_BwE

Miz_Liz

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LT3L7AO?tag=buzz0f-20&ascsubtag=4344913%2C22%2C43%2Camp%2C0%2C0

Giant 26-pound Gummy Worm Party Python Snake

 The ORIGINAL Party Python has coils and coils of gummy goodness!

A steal at $149.95!!

doxiemoxie212

@Miz_Liz I've been craving gummy candies recently, but this might have eliminated that craving for me tbh...

glitterfingers

@Miz_Liz ok now I’m hungry. 

glitterfingers

I heard JNCOs are coming back - shout out to other Gen X/Xennials. https://www.jncojeans.com/collections/jeans/products/mammoth-leg-opening-40 

$123 of just say NO

described as Mega relaxed wide leg fit jeans

profmcgonagall

Coach - Urban Hiker 
$325

EDITOR'S NOTES

Inspired by the great American outdoors, the Urban Hiker is crafted of shearling and features smooth leather accents, a turnlock closure and a removable charm on the back pull. A durable platform sole make them adventure-ready, while glitter laces and a metallic tongue keep them fly.

Miz_Liz

@glitterfingers OMG I had blocked those out of my memory!  Now I am torn on which I think is worse - those or skinny jeans on guys.

izza2

doxiemoxie212 said:

So I have some questions about who the eff is spending $300 on a "luxury" Monopoly game. 

https://www.potterybarn.com/products/monopoly-luxury-edition/?pkey=cgame-room&isx=0.0.438

Product Name: MONOPOLY - LUXURY EDITION
Product Description: Specially designed for those who like to play in style, the Monopoly Luxury Edition makes a perfect holiday gift. It’s crafted of wood in our Livingston Gray finish with a textured faux leather inset to match our favorite McKenna Jewelry Storage. Inside the drawer, you’ll find wooden houses and hotels, dyed bone dice and the classic tokens, plus an exclusive Pottery Barn bulldog.
Price: $299

OMG if I was made of money I'd totally buy this!
The organized drawer is like a thing of my dreams.

Miz_Liz

@izza2 LOL