Twatwaffle Tuesday

stillcozy

who is yours today? 

bdesterhouse

So many already and it’s on 7:30 where I love. First. Me, I left a brand new jelly out last night after making a pb&j. Second. Facebook, I wanted to respond to someone’s post in a group but needed to start my truck, when I went back to the Facebook app it refreshed and now I can’t find the post. Third, I got triggered this morning by my own thread on here! 

stillcozy

@bdesterhouse hugs sounds like a rough morning. I am right there with you though. dd and I are not doing so hot, cups spilled, food thrown,  and lots of tears out of both of us

bdesterhouse

I did however get my egg white delight and it's just that... delightful. I even splurged and got a frappe, first caffeinated drink in a week. So hopefully it's a sign my day will turn around. The only reason I am upset about the jelly is, it's been my go to the last few days after work to have a pb&j... now there is no J or is it saveable since I put it in the fridge when I got up?

hillbillywife

@bdesterhouse I’m pretty lax with stuff like that. I’d just put it back in the fridge and still eat it. Wouldn’t wanna waste a brand new jelly!

bdesterhouse

I have a new twatwaffle. Older guy at work who constantly hacks and cleans out the back of his throat. It is sooooo gross. 

stillcozy

i would definitely say its fine and save it. 

stillcozy

@bdesterhouse gross and nope so nasty! 

Pinky917

@bdesterhouse Ugh, I have one of those in my office too. I can't stand it.

bdesterhouse

I've even told my boss about it because it's distracting but since he works for a different area they can't do anything about it. You can even hear him with his door closed. *gag*

Pinky917

@bdesterhouse Where I work we are just in a big room of cubicles so it just echos everywhere. Last week I also had the guy in the cube in front of me constantly sniffling. Thankfully he stopped because I was about to lose it. 

KFrob

@lindsayleigh1989 That GIF is fantastic.  I can't stop laughing at it.

Edit bc I'm terrible at tagging 

bubby15

EVERYONE I work with..did everyone take their o have no common sense pill today. UGH!! This pregnancy has made me soooooo ragey!!!!

bdesterhouse

@pinky917 it's the same for me, except there are offices that surround our cubes and it's twatwaffles who stand outside their doors and talk to each other all day that get them. I personally think if they want to talk all day then they can have the cubes and let  us have the offices. However, I've been at work for two hours and have not gotten a single thing done for work yet. Yayy Tuesday!

ajsanders-2

@bubby15 - I second that! So much rage!!

stlmegs

hillbillywife said:

@bdesterhouse I’m pretty lax with stuff like that. I’d just put it back in the fridge and still eat it. Wouldn’t wanna waste a brand new jelly!

This! Im cheap AF.

stillcozy

@KFrob this was legit me all morning bahaha 

stillcozy

my twatwaffle is me. I feel bad i haven't been as present with my sweet girl lately. 

danrud36

Ford is mine today and for the past month. We had one small problem with the stero in our brand new car and now after an entire month and 4 appointments they still have not diagnosed it correctly

stlmegs

lindsayleigh1989 said:

my twatwaffle is me. I feel bad i haven't been as present with my sweet girl lately. 

It's so hard right now.  Don't beat yourself up too bad!  The fact that you recognize you are not as present as you would like to be says you are probably doing better than you give yourself credit for. 

runsomewhere

It's totally me today. I'm being useless at work. I just want to Bump and look at baby stuff. Plus I killed it yesterday, can't I just chill and be prego obsessed the rest of the week? 

amylu914

@lindsayleigh1989 I feel ya girl. My 2 yo is not super verbal yet but taught himself the phrase "play please" over the last week, probably out of desperation to get me off the couch. My poor sweet boy. 

acunamatada

@amylu914 @lindsayleigh1989 my not so verbal 2yo learned how to say "cartoons" and is taking full advantage of my sheer lack of energy to redirect him. 

amylu914

@acunamatada C refused cartoons this morning and practically drug me to his train table instead. You know it's bad when a toddler is burnt out on cartoons. 

ajsanders-2

I am calling out myself. Total twatwaffle today. No motivation. People I work with suck today, or maybe I am just really ragey today...not sure. I am in a mood!

hillbillywife

My dog is a serious twatwaffle today. He has been rummaging for trash because I’ve been too tired to take the trash out. He hasn’t gotten anything but he keeps jumping and barking and annoying me. And then barking some more. He got banished to the basement cuz I just can’t handle it anymore!

ETA- I caved and took the trash out. 

bdesterhouse

hillbillywife said:

My dog is a serious twatwaffle today. He has been rummaging for trash because I’ve been too tired to take the trash out. He hasn’t gotten anything but he keeps jumping and barking and annoying me. And then barking some more. He got banished to the basement cuz I just can’t handle it anymore!

ETA- I caved and took the trash out. 

My dogs get banished to their basement bedroom when they won't stay out from under me. They get plenty of warnings and we have comfy dog beds for them. There is no reason for my 50 and 60 pound dogs to try and trip me every ten seconds. So don't feel bad, you aren't the only bad dog mom.  


Edit: because I didn't finish my thought and clicked save comment prematurely.

junabugtunabug

TW to myself for stressing over this damn light line thing, and TW to the doctors around here for no one drawing blood for betas. 

hillbillywife

bdesterhouse said:

hillbillywife said:

My dog is a serious twatwaffle today. He has been rummaging for trash because I’ve been too tired to take the trash out. He hasn’t gotten anything but he keeps jumping and barking and annoying me. And then barking some more. He got banished to the basement cuz I just can’t handle it anymore!

ETA- I caved and took the trash out. 

My dogs get banished to their basement bedroom when they won't stay out from under me. They get plenty of warnings and we have comfy dog beds for them. There is no reason for my 50 and 60 pound dogs to try and trip me every ten seconds. So don't feel bad, you aren't the only bad dog mom.  


Edit: because I didn't finish my thought and clicked save comment prematurely.

Ours have their beds and food down there too! It makes me feel less guilty when at least he’s not down their shivering. He’s got more blankets than I do lol

wildtot

Late to this party but I was partaking on a vaccine discussion last night via Facebook with an old employee I us to manage. I normally don’t do this sort of stuff but she was really starting to bug me with her posts. I tried to keep it civil/educated and talked on both sides of the topic. I finally decided to stop because she was acting immature by laughing at what others were saying which she considered “a joke” and then proceeded to continue to say that she was just providing info. 

Im not trying to start this convo here but for goodness sake she was acting like a real B. Like grow up and learn to have an educated discussion without laughing or calling others uneducated. 

To each their own and like I said I’m not trying to start this debate- I don’t have the energy for that right now.