Crazy Dreams Thread....

bdesterhouse

Pregnancy brings out the crazy in our dreams for some of us. If you want share your innapropriate, crazy, just plain off the wall dreams here. No judging is allowed, as you are not in control of what you dream....especially while pregnant. 

bdesterhouse

The dream I had that told me I needed to test was all over the place.

Here is what I can remember. I some how ended up in the mens restroom, two men came in, I got super embarrassed so I stayed in the stall till these two men left... well they weren't leaving quick enough, my mom came barging in yelling at me that I was doddling (you know the mom scold, I'm sure we've all done it to our kids) and I got super embarrassed.

We left the rest room and my mom dropped something, I was so angry that she embarrassed me that I picked it and up and threw it at the back of her head while we were boarding a plan that was located inside a mall (see weird stuff right here to me).

She snapped at me and said I had to sit next to my dad that she was done dealing with me, and my dad just sat there giggling that I threw something at my mom and he goes your moms a pysco while I sat down next to him still pretty annoyed. All of a sudden the plane turns into a flippin roller coaster.  This is my only PG dream I've had in over a week. 

stlmegs

Ha ha! Oh I love pregnancy dreams. I had one the other day that I was on a date with DH’s best friend (who was also the Best Man at our wedding) 

danrud36

I had a miscarriage dream the other day that was way too real. I woke up crying really convinced it had happened

acunamatada

One of my craziest pregnancy dreams to date:

I'm not sure if I was at a conference or our Australia trip with DH but it was some work related trip. We were at a water park and I forgot bathing suit bottoms.. I was just ass naked. So I wore a towel for the day. At the water park I'm walking through pools and whatnot I was holding my phone over my head so it wouldn't get wet. Then I made it to a giant water slide everyone was waiting for.. bottomless of course. Apparently I had the fastest time and won a giant pancake.. plus a ton of Dunkin but that happens later.
So by that point I lost DH and I didn't want to be naked in a water park so I left, found this little town. Was wandering in a bar, saw some shops but I wanted to get to the hotel and had no idea where I was. Eventually I found a park ranger office (weird because we weren't in the wilderness) and a park. Somehow I found the hotel, but I didn't of course I didn't know our room number. This concierge follows me up to the room to "show me where it is" and when I get to the room DH already back and about to take a shower... 

So the concierge doesn't leave and he's being super creepy, like showing is all the toiletries in plain sight. Eventually he's like "ok I see you two are together I'll leave you to it." And he closes the bathroom door we were all standing in. So I look out the peephole in the bathroom door to watch him leave and he doesn't, he opens a couple closets, opens and closes the front door and then hides in another closet like a ninja. So I went out and tackled him and had him pinned down and I was trying to call the office to have someone come arrest him but they didn't understand what I was asking for and were like "they're already on their way." Turns out the people "already on their way" was like 15 firefighters holding beverages and bags of Dunkin' Donuts... and by that time the concierge had literally melted into a blue puddle in a bowl and only his name tag was left. And then I woke up. 

When I told DH the dream he literally busted out laughing at the though of me tackling down a concierge. Also, I never got the giant pancake I supposedly won. 

bdesterhouse

Oh my goodness I wish instead of a love it I could do a laugh out loud button, your's is great @acunamatada!!

christycalifornia

Yay! This is an awesome thread!

I already tend to have epic, full-color dreams in general, so pregnancy just makes them more random. Last night I was driving in a two seat convertible with the top down and my current daughter in a car seat beside me. She was back to being a baby around 4 months old, and was in a tight swaddle, but not buckled into her seat. I hit some LA traffic and noticed part of the road was washed out in front of me. I tried to speed through, thinking I could make it, but the road started to wash out beneath me (a common occurrence in California last year) and people who were standing around the wreckage started shouting "you're not going to make it! Come back!" So I started to reverse but the road completely washed out. I jumped to safety like Mario, but left my daughter in the car (which I would NEVER!) and couldn't reach her when I got to land, and I started yelling "My daughter! My daughter!" Someone in the crowd grew a super long arm and pulled my toy of a car out of the morass and set it on the concrete like it was nothing. I grabbed my baby and told her I'd never let her go again, so I spent the rest of my dream with a very quiet and stoic baby strapped to my chest.

kat029

I had a dream that I was trying to save frosty the snowman from melting. But "Frosty" was a stingray... and instead of snow, I couldn't find the right water for him to live in. So he was... melting...?

bdesterhouse

I had the weird dream last night ladies. My husband and I were in college (we did not go to college at the same time in real life, btw) and my husband rejected my advances so I went snuggled some random guy on a couch to make him jealous. It almost worked, my dream then jumped to me with my mom and my eye hurting. I pulled a butterfly out of my eye! 

There were other weird random things that happened at the party like I made my husband his special coffee - my husband doesn’t usually drink coffee nor does he have a special kind.

cseley321

I had a dream last night that I was talking and joking with my husband about my RE doctor while at a bar, and the doctor walked up behind me and interupted me. I was mortified. We went outside after I tried to talk my way out of the embarrassment, and apparently it was an apocalyptic wasteland, like mad max. That's all I really remember 

acunamatada

Last night I dreamt I was in prison, I don't remember what for. But I do remember my best friend broke me out of jail by forging me a fake ID and we spent most of my dream 'on the run' but not once did I see any police actually chasing us. 

bubby15

I would like to report that I had a crazy dream that included my HUSBAND and not some random dude LOL!!

bdesterhouse

@bubby15

MrsMCBMar2014

All of my dreams the past few weeks has been of my decreased loved ones. My father, who passed away suddenly almost 2 years ago, has been prevelant in all of my dreams. My mother has been having similar dreams. When I told her I am pregnant, she said your father told me.  That same night, I had a dream that my dad was over joyed and was proud of me. 

It makes me miss my Daddy more and more. 

ajsanders-2

Mine have been so random and seem so real! I cannot remember my most recent one, but I know I thought it was real. 

acunamatada

100% had a sex dream last night involving DH but it was most definitely did not look like DH. And my sister was there. And we were all "watching a movie." No thank you, subconscious, put that back where you found it. 

KatyF0813

acunamatada said:

100% had a sex dream last night involving DH but it was most definitely did not look like DH. And my sister was there. And we were all "watching a movie." No thank you, subconscious, put that back where you found it. 

I always always always have really vivid sec dreams when I'm pregnant. Always with ex boyfriends and not DH....  my subconscious is brutal too...

ckmb_1250

I've been having sex dreams and then waking up from them with really intense cramps... brutal is an appropriate word.

dimeadozen

@acunamatada "put that back where you found it" hahahahahaha.

I've had weird dreams every day since we found out. They always seem to last the entire night as well (or what feels like the whole night in my sleep)

ajsanders-2

@acunamatada - hahaha to 'put that back where you found it'
@KatyF0813 - Omg, that's happened to me too!

pretzellover

so... this is just weird. Last night I dreamt I caught my husband cheating on me. And the way I caught him was I found 'love notes' between him and his girlfriend, which consisted of a series of large black & white photos, each of which had a large farm pig, spralled out, wearing bright red lipstick, handcuffed to a metal bed... so, piggy porn peeps.
Weirdest. dream. ever.

acunamatada

@pretzellover I'm dying over here picturing a BDSM piggy with red lipstick 

christycalifornia

PIGGY PORN PEEPS! Dead. 

bdesterhouse

My husband graced his presence in my dream last night. We were driving with his really good friend and we were headed somewhere on a highway. I had to pee so we got off the highway and this lady charged us $31.25 for a "toll" and my husband thought nothing of it and paid it. She wasn't in a toll booth. I was in the back and freaked out that he just gave a random lady a weird amount of money and he said it was for the toll and I was like where is the toll booth dumb dumb and why would they be on the passenger side? I told him whatever to just hurry I had to pee... two seconds later I woke up having to pee super bad at 4am. At least this part of the dream that I still remember was PG. Just so weird to dream about toll roads lol. 

cseley321

Last night was a crazy one. I was locked outside of my house, and there was this huge tree out front. Inside that tree was a little boy, maybe 8 years old, and a huge anaconda, like from the movie. I was screaming for help for the boy, and apparently there were twin babies next door I was worried about it eating.

The branch gave and I ran over and grabbed the boy and we stood on my car yelling for help. Oh yeah, and a hurricane was approaching, because why wouldn't it be? I woke up all freaked out

ajsanders-2

So last night/this morning, had a dream that my entire family were on a trip to Las Vegas.

IRL - we were planning a family trip to Vegas in July, but that fell through. So DH and I went in April.

Anyway, we were in Vegas having a grand time, and then suddenly we all got separated, even though we were all standing right next to each other. So of course I am running around everywhere to find my family members. I end up finding 1 of my sisters, and we get a Uber back to our hotel. While we are in the car I am looking around and the entire landscape changed to part the Wisconsin Dells water park and part Vegas. Like, WTF! We end up finding all of our family back at the hotel. 

So of course my alarm goes off, and my heart is racing. Good gravy! What was my brain thinking!? This is also the first dream I have remembered as well.

coco2787

I had a dream last night that a motorcycle hit a police horse in front of our house and ran away so we had a crashed motorcycle and a dead police horse in our front yard.  WTF. 

magzor

Last night, I dreamed someone was trying to abduct me. He told me he was going to, so I started running and screaming for help.  There were tons of people around, but no one even looked at me. I startled awake and was shaking all morning. 

acunamatada

I had the wildest nightmare last night, I know it had something to do with DS getting hurt, or maybe kidnapped? I wish I could remember it... When I woke up I was crying in my sleep and DS was calling for me. I gladly spent the rest of the morning snuggling in his bed. So weird! 

kat029

@acunamatada LOL

I dreamed I swore off sex because I didn't want to keep getting pregnant. I apparently decided to throw out logic and assume if I kept having sex, I'd just have dozens of babies.

aimsforyou2014

Last night was a fun one. First, I had a dream that I had diabetes and had forgotten to take my insulin. I sat bolt up right, panicked about needing my meds, and actually had to go talk to my husband to convince myself that I am not diabetic and was never prescribed insulin. Then, after I fell back asleep, I had a dream that I was Neil Gaiman's lover. I have always been a huge fan of his novels and am seriously in love with his mind, but this dream was intense. 

zande2016

Had two scary dreams last night. First I dreamt we LOST our son, but for some reason we just kept looking all over for him instead of calling the police. But we were looking in weird places, like under piles of dirty laundry and in suitcases. Then his daycare teacher brought him home and said she had picked him up for a field trip and that's where they were. And I just kept saying, but I never signed a permission slip! 

Second dream, I chugged a huge glass of wine because I completely forgot I was pregnant. Ugh I was a really bad mom to both my inside and outside babies in my dreams last night. 

acunamatada

Had a weird one last night. I dreamt that my mother was throwing a HUGE party, like in a mansion with hundreds of people that I didn't know and hired multiple bars/bartenders, etc. Weird. Also I didn't even see her once at this "party." I was with my friends in a room off of the party hanging out and at some point the guys from Workaholics showed up and we were all friends. (I don't even remember the last time I watched that show). They were playing "pranks," and wanted me to find one of them a girlfriend. My best friend is recently single-ish, so I kept telling him to find her but she never showed up. 

bdesterhouse

So holiday weekend brought out a few doozies that I wish I could remember verbatim to share with you lovelies. Friday night I had a dream that my husband and I were spy’s and someone kidnapped our children (weird part is they didn’t look like my son) but my husband and I kicked butt getting them back and hurting the bad guys. 

The weird part was my dream flipping to scenes of houses in California where a rapist terrorized a community in the 70’s. That’s what I get for listening to crime podcasts I guess. 

blair_krank

A super vivid nightmare was what made me take a test. 

I was on my way to a wedding with my entire family, but for some reason we could only take 3 cars there, so we were al shuffling, trying to fit in 3 cars with like a dozen adults and 8 kids. Some nice stranger offered a ride on their air plane to my mom and DD because they wouldn’t fit in our cars, so my mom buckled DD into the air plane and then they took off before my mom got in with her! She didn’t tell me until they got to the wedding and I asked her where DD was and she said she informed me that the strangers lived 86 hours away by plane and we’d probably never see her again. 

I woke up sobbing and shaking and resisted the strong urge to go wake up my child at 2 in the morning to hug her. It took me a solid hour to calm down. 

flockofmoosen3

Last night's dream: I projectile pooped a lot in front of a ton of people. And some nice stranger offered to clean it up for me. No other part of the dream is worth mentioning. Maybe I had a bunch of gas last night and farted?? Haha