GTKY: I'm so pregnant

failuretofly

Finish this sentence I'm so pregnant...

failuretofly

I'm so pregnant that I no longer get a heads up before I fart... 

blueskies17

I'm so pregnant that people move out of the way when I'm waddling down the hall. 

skc040512

I'm so pregnant, I have to take breaks at the grocery store to sit down and rest...

peachy13

I'm so pregnant that I was able to balance a bowl of cereal on my stomach this morning.

MJDsquared

I'm so pregnant I don't even look forward to bedtime anymore because my sleep is absolute shit.

collectiveliving

I'm so pregnant when I spill food while eating, it drops right down to the big bump past my very large breasts (which seem dwarfed these days).

muskratbaby

Oh man, so many things I could write here. Topics: shaving, eating, sleeping, putting on socks, anxiety, etc, etc.

I'm so pregnant I finish my (already supplemented) lunch box around 11 am every day and have to raid the vending machine for beef jerky and cheez-its to get through the work day. 

babybison

I'm so pregnant to get up from lying down I have to raise one leg all the way in the air to get enough leverage first. 

jlemons-2

I'm so pregnant that if I drop something, it no longer exists. 

kyrwyn

I'm so pregnant that I do a double-take when I see my own reflection or shadow in side profile.

ab920

I'm so pregnant that I practically need a crane to roll me over in bed during the night. 

babytimeagain

I'm so pregnant that I don't even remember what life was like pre-pregnancy. Longest nine months ever!

elev2017

Lol I love this GTKY... I'm so pregnant that I audibly grunt every time I get in and out of the car or out of bed.

eazybreezy225

I'm so pregnant I'm too lazy to think of something to add.

abcola

Yall are cracking me up, this should be it's own twitter or something... 
I'm so pregnant that I'm terrified of the next 9 weeks since every day I get more and more pregnant.... 

Amber_Waves

I'm so pregnant that I sleep without blankets while my husband needs two!

failuretofly

Another:

I'm so pregnant I frequently leave the house with stuff smeared on the underside of my bump from leaning on counter and I don't know is there cause I can't see that part of my body anymore 

brittyclem

I’m so pregnant that I consistently get this look from strangers when they first see me: 

peachy13

I'm so pregnant that I eat lunch at 10:30am. 

babybison

@peachy13 you may be confusing that with elevenses. That's slightly before brunch...and then lunch. 

mrsare

im so pregnant that washing my feet in the shower has become a joke.

wabash15

I'm so pregnant tying shoes is no longer an option. slip-ons for lyfe!

dkizz82

I’m so pregnant I have to sit down to put on undies and pants. 

elev2017

@dkizz82 Same here! I forgot today, went to put on underwear while standing, and ended up leaning on my dog for support lol!

dkizz82

@leilagphillips that’s hilarious. I’ll fall smack over if I don’t sit. Oh and socks too.... and shoes. 

anewadventure

i'm so pregnant that i feel like i have t-rex arms 

kyrwyn

@anewadventure I had T-rex arms before pregnancy... it has only gotten worse as the weeks go on.

oldersis

I'm so pregnant that my two food moods are 1) starving and 2) sad that I feel disgustingly full anytime I eat from this baby squishing my stomach.

elcd458

I'm so pregnant that I fear trying to poop will initiate labor.  

elvenchick92686

Im so pregnant the entire ob office knows me by first name so i just wave to get checked in for appointments.
 

Piccola1988

I’m so pregnant that I can’t remember what my vagina looks like because I haven’t seen it in months (maybe I won’t know the difference after it’s been destroyed?!)

clovelyone

I'm so pregnant I pee just about every hour. 

mdcd44127

I'm so pregnant that I just spilled a little paint in the Halo bassinet because I tried to balance it in a stupid way and cried inconsolably about it. And then convinced myself that I could probably remove the fabric and machine wash it, Googled it, discovered I can't remove the fabric, and cried again. Someone lock me up, I'm too emotional to function.

breezybee

I’m so pregnant that I can’t even sit like a lady anymore. Manspreading is my new thang 

jesrude

I'm so pregnant my boyfriend has to lotion my legs and my feet. I can't comfortably do it any more. And forget shaving. If I can't see it, it doesn't exist. #sorryhoney #notsorry

anewadventure

i'm so pregnant that Tums is its own food group
 

dkizz82

I’m so pregnant the nausea is starting to return whenever I Bend over. 

oldersis

I'm so pregnant, this baby makes its presence known in business meetings by making my bump visibly move. Like, the people across the room can see it.

kyrwyn

I'm so pregnant that when my shoe came untied yesterday I hid from the lab's safety officer rather than attempting to re-tie it where my coworkers could witness the struggle. 

anewadventure

kyrwyn said:

I'm so pregnant that when my shoe came untied yesterday I hid from the lab's safety officer rather than attempting to re-tie it where my coworkers could witness the struggle. 

but the question is, why are you still wearing shoes with laces??