TW Tuesday 10.10

becausescience

Who's being a twatwaffle in your life? 

justkeeptrying

My. MIL. 

I can't even. Ugh. 

megpeg

Verizon- I have been trying to switch off my moms account to my husbands business account for 3 weeks unsuccessfully.

deleted22152218

Box Elder Bugs, I think they're called, are twatwaffles.

mdfarmchick

My sister. She’s very inflexible about her schedule and when I’m visiting I’m supposed to plan all of my things based upon her availability to see DS. So yesterday my parents asked me if I wanted to go to dinner with them and then to Walmart for their groceries. I needed some things so I said sure. Monday’s she has a Spanish class she takes. She didn’t tell me that she moved her class to Tuesday and was really upset when I was getting ready to leave and she had just come over. So my other sister offered to watch him at home. She still didn’t stay because the two of them can’t get along. So I got guilt tripping text messages last night because I didn’t cancel my parents’ plans for her. 

ShawnnaO

@mdfarmchick sounds like the entirety of my/my husbands family every time we go up to visit (which is thankfully only twice a year.) I'm sorry you have to deal with it. It sucks when you're trying to enjoy a vacation but you really can't because family thinks your vacation needs to revolve around them. 

muggle621

The Powerball and Lottery are TW's because I haven't won them. I need to be rich so I don't have to put my baby in daycare. Daycare hunting is SO STRESSFUL. 

savedbygrace1213

My tw is my neck/shoulder pain. It is painful to turn my head and I have been dealing with it for a week now. I am ready to go to either a chiropractor or a massage therapist! Not sure which would be more helpful. It doesn't seem to be getting any better and my husband is tired of giving me neck massages! 

kiki75

My TW is this crap (sorry it's probably huge) 



So glad I can just go to work without it being called "debuting" my bump. Taking a picture a la Beyoncé and putting it on your Insta? That's debuting. Doing your damn job? That's just doing your job while you happen to be pregnant. 

cford08

The entirety of my job is TW. There are 2 ppl I haven't wanted to run over out of the 75 ppl I've had to come in contact with. What the literal efff

kalawa

My dog sneak licking me. She scoots by and licks wtv part is available. It drives us nuts.

syssa-o

People who are inconsiderate about the contents of their garbage bags. H has an IV (attached to a fanny pack.. LOL -not funny, but the fanny pack is hilarious) for the next five days because some asshole had a needle that pierced their bag and stabbed him. Everyone bitches about garbage men around here because they get paid well, union, benefits blah blah blah... it is a great job. However the risks are high. He has no clue what that needle was used for.... that person may as well move if they ever want their garbage picked up again. 

DDRRT1982

syssa-o said:

People who are inconsiderate about the contents of their garbage bags. H has an IV (attached to a fanny pack.. LOL -not funny, but the fanny pack is hilarious) for the next five days because some asshole had a needle that pierced their bag and stabbed him. Everyone bitches about garbage men around here because they get paid well, union, benefits blah blah blah... it is a great job. However the risks are high. He has no clue what that needle was used for.... that person may as well move if they ever want their garbage picked up again. 

Oh no!  I hope everything is ok.  Poor guy.  That's so scary.

GG620

@syssa-o oh my that is terrifying!! 

syssa-o

He should be ok. He has often got cut by protruding things.... just not often by a needle. That's why they gave him an IV. So we will let that run its course. Now I just have a sucky man child at home with me today lol. 

kalawa

@syssa-o this is so true. I still put signs on bags if there is broken glass. And needles definitely DO NOT ever belong in a trash bag. People definitely should not complain about our waste collection people. My son gives them Gatorade and chocolate for Christmas every year since he was 2. He loves it. My friend's husband had the fanny pack IV before...and luckily the doc took it out the day of their wedding. We had a good laugh.

syssa-o

@kalawa my H loves his job.... but most days I don't need know how he does it. He loves the kids that love the garbage truck! Lol always puts on a show and says hi. Most people are good about properly labelling but of course there are special snowflakes. The fanny pack IV is some sort of awful LOL he's trying so hard to not get tangled up. 

ksmwalters

I'm a day late but my coworker is being SUCH a TW and I'm just over it. He changes the massage room around every time he uses it (moves the table, makes it up with tiny sheets that only he likes, etc.) and doesn't move things back, AND he never refills the massage lotion OR wipes it down so I always have to do it. I'm sending him an email. So over this crap.

crossfitbabybump

My FIL is a TW. I know it's Wednesday but I forgot to post yesterday. He keeps telling me I'm getting fat and asking why my bump is bigger than Alyssa's (his daughter, my SIL) who is due one day before me. I don't know, Dan!? Maybe because I'm 5 foot freakin' 10 and Alyssa is 5 foot 3? Every women's body is different!! Every pregnancy is different! I am so sick of his mouth. I'm about to release the beast on him if he says anything one more time... >:(

kalawa

@crossfitbabybump He is definitely a TW. What man, let alone your FIL calls a pregnant woman fat? I think you would be well within justified to tell him to screw off. 

stlbuckeye132

@crossfitbabybump there needs to be a WTF Wednesday board for you because wtf did I just read?! He's saying you're fat?! Uncage the beast.

calecorvus

My work is my late TW. Got in to work today to find out that not only is my most competent worker getting pulled to a different dept, but the new hire, who should have been my 4th person, has not only no experience in the industry, but no experience period. This is her first job ever. So not only am i covering my work and the work of the person they pulled, but now i also get to train someone from scratch in a notoriously convoluted industry, for a specialized department with loads of fiddly little requirements.

Today, i really miss beer.

crossfitbabybump

LOL oh ladies.. I will unleash her! It's never okay to tell a woman she's fat! EVER! And I don't care if he's joking or not... crossing the line for sure. And as for comparing me to his "perfect" daughter.. yeah.. I'm gonna need him to stop doing that, that'd be great. -_-

HappyMonkey817

Everybody is a TW today. It must be something in the air. Bad drivers, rude people at the store, husband is being pissy, etc.

kalawa

@HappyMonkey817 That was my feelings on the weekend. I think it's in the air or something. 

crossfitbabybump

@kalawa - LOL yours made me giggle.

kalawa

@crossfitbabybump at the sneak licks? No one understands until it happens to them lol. My BIL was sitting on my parent's couch over the weekend and she darts by, licks his toe, and runs off. He's like "omg...I see what you mean!"

ShawnnaO

@kalawa both of my dogs do that and I just CANT. And Levi will sit there and continually nudge your hand until you pet him. 

kalawa

@ShawnnaO haha that too! She just stares at me, until I say "Sammy's a goooood girrrllllll!"

barrelocarol

Late TW but our power has gone out twice since Hurricane Irma...As in twice for more than half the day after the power was restored to our area. 

This is getting annoying and I just keep thinking all of the fridge food stinks afterwards. 

crossfitbabybump

@kalawa - hahaha yes! that cracks me up lol! what kind of dog is she??

kalawa

@crossfitbabybump She is a border collie/shepherd mix. She's the sweetest. 

crossfitbabybump

@kalawa - awe!!! so cute!!!