Crazy Dreams Week of 9/15

ladystinson

Anyone up for starting a dream thread? I feel like we're all reaching this point now and I'm sure there are going to be some doozies! 

charlestonchew

I almost always remember my dreams and the best most recent one is I was on a game show and people had to try to pole dance on a greased pole.

sandbar517

@charlestonchew that would be hilarious!!!

ivyvines6

But my dreams are nsfw 

yesthisiskim0401

I had a dream I was dating someone new and I ended up making out with his entire family at some time during our date. 

I also had had a dream that my dad was pregnant. My dad was having back surgery (IRL he actually did) and the doctor came out saying they couldn't perform surgery because he was KTFU. I started crying saying he was stealing my thunder. 

ladystinson

@ivyvines6 shall we do a crazy dreams 'after dark'? lol

ivyvines6

 Had a dream last night that my SO died. And on the way to the funeral I was mugged on a bus and someone took my engagement band. I kept calling his voicemail to hear his voice but he had changed it to the generic, canned,  "please leave your message after the tone." 

Basically my SO woke up to me tightly clutching his chest, and crying.

justsuzie

I can't even sit through DH telling me about his dream . Seems like they are way more interesting to the dreamer and not the listener. Just my opinion. 

holli0801

Yyaassss!!! So many weird dreams... from having twins... to orgies with DH, this shit is crazy... 

sandbar517

Last night I dreamt that I had constipation (I do IRL, too), and that I was flirting shamelessly with Dr. Cox and trying to find somewhere private to be alone with him.  Then I had one that I was having another set of twins.  Ugh.

ivyvines6

Bit of back story... My grandmother is insane, and she's a super bitch at the drop of a hat. We don't talk. At all. She doesn't know about this pregnancy, and she's not invited to my wedding either. Anyway...

I dreamed last night that her boyfriend showed up at my house and was screaming at my back door because I didn't include him on the invitation to our wedding, and he and SO got into a fist fight over it. I came out from the bedroom carrying J and said we didn't even invite her. So he abruptly stopped fighting and went out to the car and started yelling at my grandmother.

I go out to the car and she's holding up an envelope that looks like a cartoon version of my invitations. I tell her that we didn't invite her because she always causes a scene, and we haven't spoken in several months. She starts screaming at me, and SO interrupts her to tell her I'm pregnant and can't handle the stress. (Side note: wtf?) She then starts telling me that I should hope it's a girl so I can teach her how to breastfeed herself, because that's how girl's nipples work. 

sandbar517

@ivyvines6 Me reading your post:

ivyvines6

sandbar517 said:

@ivyvines6 Me reading your post:

Dead

sandbar517

So last night/this morning, my house was being burglarized by Danny DeVito, then MH and I were trying to have sex but kept getting interrupted.  Thanks, pregnancy hormones!

ladystinson

I'm finally joining my own post lol

I had the weirdest dream last night/this morning. I was in the car with my parents, we were driving through town but we weren’t moving at the moment. So out of nowhere the drivers side backdoor opens, we all acted like we expected it, it didn’t freak any of us out. So we all turn to who just got in and we’re all like “Hey Putin! What’s up? How you been?” etc lol so we’re chatting as we’re driving along and something comes up about the guinea pigs and he says he just loves guinea pigs. I said oh that’s awesome, I have a couple. He says he’ll be right back and then basically vaporizes.

So then we’re in their driveway, I guess packing the cars for vacation? (we are actually headed on vacation soon) And here comes this huge military convoy, led by Putin- on his bear lol

He’s got a huge dump truck full of hay and like 3 flat beds of produce for, what ends up being, my 40 guinea pigs (I only have 2 in reality) lol so we’re standing there talking to him and we’re all playing with the pigs, every now and then he turns and yells something in Russian to the soldiers he’s making unload everything.

And then I woke up lol

sandbar517

@ladystinson that's hilarious!!! You definitely need to find a gif for that one!

ladystinson

@sandbar517 Trying to find a gif, I came across this short article... maybe he would like them lol
https://metro.co.uk/2009/02/09/how-the-kremlin-caved-in-over-girls-guinea-pig-439232/ 

gifs are hard to find, But I did find these pics lol


only gif I could find with an animal, but that's a cute puppy!

Eta: tag

ChasingTheDog

We were doing LSD at an orgy. I have never in my life done LSD!! I think it was from an episode of criminal minds. 

ivyvines6

ChasingTheDog said:

We were doing LSD at an orgy. I have never in my life done LSD!! I think it was from an episode of criminal minds. 

  I like how you're not denying the fact that you may have had an orgy in the past  

ChasingTheDog

ivyvines6 said:

ChasingTheDog said:

We were doing LSD at an orgy. I have never in my life done LSD!! I think it was from an episode of criminal minds. 

  I like how you're not denying the fact that you may have had an orgy in the past  

Haha! I haven't but I guess I was less appalled at that than the LSD

ivyvines6

ChasingTheDog said:

ivyvines6 said:

ChasingTheDog said:

We were doing LSD at an orgy. I have never in my life done LSD!! I think it was from an episode of criminal minds. 

  I like how you're not denying the fact that you may have had an orgy in the past  

Haha! I haven't but I guess I was less appalled at that than the LSD

I mean I have no problem with either personally, I just thought that was humorous 

SLC1102

Last night I dreamt spiders were falling from the ceiling onto me... and I woke up screaming and jumped out of the bed. Fun times. 

jhysmath

I have nightmares about school on a weekly basis. Back to back nights I've had dreams about something going wrong during my trip to England, Ireland, and Wales with my students. Perhaps it's because I know I can't go now, and I'm afraid whoever I pick to chaperone will ruin the trip.

The first a student kept telling me he didn't want to ride in the elevator and I told him he had to. The elevator broke and we plummeted 3 floors. We survived, but it was scary. The second one we were stuck somewhere and had to take a train to the airport but they wouldn't let us because we are American. 

maamy1231

I had a dream last night that I was at an ultrasound and was told I was having twins. Just like my first pregnancy. I woke up half convinced because it was so real. 

I have one kiddo.  He was definitely a singleton. I need sleep, guys. 

TeacherMom2015

I had a dream that my son drowned which is terrible.  The really bizarre part was that he and my dad (we were kayaking) were both walking on the water before it happened......wtf

onesmallcoconut

I don't recall what I was dreaming but I woke up screaming - that was a first! Scared the hell out of DH and the cat lol Thankfully did not wake up DS down the hall. 

shellisulli

I had no idea crazy dreams were a thing! I had 2 and then saw this thread so had to post.

Had a totally weird and random dream the Simon Cowell was trying to lure me away from my husband to be with him. I don’t even watch any shows he’s on. So strange!

My other crazy dream took place in my office and my company was bought out by a larger firm. The president of the larger firm came in and pretty much tried to take over...it was really emotional for me as I love my job and this dream gave me so my much anxiety!

Both dreams were so realistic and vivid, I felt like I was really there. I usually love good dreams, but now I’m not so sure I’m looking forward to more of these!

jhysmath

During my nap today, I dreamt I rescued a drowned baby goat. 

pandakov

I keep having reoccurring nightmares about Disney World. 

nanifrog

@pandakov, it's the nightmare just going there or does something happen?

I just dreamt that we found a rope buried in our front yard. We pulled on it and it went all around the neighborhood and fires started in everyone's lawns. We were running around putting it out with a hose. Apparently it was part of a plot and we got in trouble with Santa Claus. 
Also, through the dream there were giant roaches.