You know you're pregnant when...

LDKbaby1026

In the last week I've had some thoughts and laughs to myself following ridiculous things that can only be blamed on this little bun in my oven. Fill in the blank: "You know you're pregnant when..."

For example...You know you're pregnant when you wake up from an afternoon nap cuddling a bag of dry cereal. (For reference, I was munching in bed in an attempt to ward off afternoon nausea.) Pretty sure the crunching of the cereal bag as I hugged it closer is what woke me up.

buttercream_frosting

When you can't decide on sorbet flavours and do this.... 

emwj10187

When You're hungry all the time but nothing sounds remotely appetizing to eat...

kkerner87

When you tell your coworker to check on you in 20 min because you might be asleep at your desk....

baker1jm2

You eat an entire cantaloupe in one sitting...and now I'm sad it's gone 

sjohns908

You change your mind on what you want for dinner about a dozen times in a half hour. Then cry when you finally settle on something, go to eat it and it tastes awful

littlestb

When you cry because your dinner is too spicy.... or the snow is too heavy to shovel. 

jessafishy

When you fall asleep putting your toddler to bed four nights in a row.

buttercream_frosting

When you take naps at work in the first aid room during lunch breaks.

mommac2017

When you put soap in the dishwasher, but don't actually press start...

canonmom413

When your beloved coffee makes you want to hurl.  

ksf13

When you order pickle flavored cashews (no idea if they will be good, but my prego brain wanted them at the time), Zapps VooDoo chips, and Mexican candy on Amazon. 

GenTK

When you finally understand why the shorter people have been complaining about how deep the high capacity washing machine is because you can no longer bend far enough into it to get the last few small things from the bottom. There might be a couple socks and pairs of my DD panties that have gone through the last 3 loads of wash because I can't reach them.

tyannej

When all I want to eat is carbs, mostly bread and pasta.

VLillyV

When you wake up with either extreme thirst or extreme hunger.

mommac2017

When you drink the pickle juice from the jar...

yup. That happened. 

ksf13

@GenTK I'm short and already have trouble reaching the bottom of our washing machine. I don't know what I'm going to do when this baby gets bigger lol. DH may be on laundry duty! 

@tyannejohn All I want is carbs this pregnancy! 

@VLillyV Every time I wake up at night I'm SO thirsty and every time I wake up I also have to go to the bathroom. It's a never ending cycle lol.

@mommac2017 Guilty! 

@jessafishy I was so close to falling asleep when I put my daughter to bed last night. I didn't want to get up and come downstairs lol. It was only 8:00 though, so I knew I'd be awake way too early if I would have stayed.

@buttercream_frosting Now I want sorbet! 

NervousNelly825

@GenTK @keriflores I am also a bit on the short side. I can get clothes out of the washer now but have to bend over it pretty far. I have no idea what I'll do with a belly. I've warned DH that it could become a problem. 

jasmuin

@baker1jm2 all I want is cantaloupe ☺

jasmuin

When you have to pee so bad and the second you walk out of the bathroom you have to go again already! 

JessDG

@keriflores

Zapps voodoo chips are my FAVORITE.  Now I want some!  (It's 6 am where I live haha)

YouAreMySunshine15

When you start tearing up watching ...of all things... the Walking Dead. 

kpinto

You throw up in your hand while walking into a Dunkin Donuts...classy

beezeee

@mommac2017 I do that even when I'm not pregnant 

canonmom413

When you cry that ugly cry because your oldest took it upon herself to make not only her own school lunch, but her sisters too! 

ac1259

@GenTK- short people hack- use tongs! We just bought a new washer and silly me thought it would be fine...it was hard before I was pregnant, now it's damn near impossible!

kkerner87

I have another.. When you put cat food in the fridge and cream cheese in the pantry. Yup. I did that. Preggo brain is the worst. Or maybe it's "I have a toddler who suddenly refuses bedtime and wants to be up all night..." Brain.

ac1259

When you come home from the grocery store and follow up a donut with some pickles... stereotypical pregnant lady

cranburyposh

When you search for "is it safe to eat ____" and google already adds "during pregnancy" at the end of it before you even do it! 

canonmom413

Ooo @MrsJager2014 that's a good one! 

ksf13

@JessDG They are my favorite too and they don't sell them in New England! I had to resort to ordering them online! 

feeislove

@MrsJager2014 or when you search "is it safe to use ____" and google adds "during pregnancy"

grkgdss00

When DH offers you veggies he's made with your dinner, but say no i'm nauseas, and then eat ice cream instead.

keiraanne

@MrsJager2014 Every. Single. Time.

keiraanne

You know you're pregnant when you're tooting more than your grandma used to toot.

baker1jm2

@mommac2017 I totally took a swig out of the olive jar.  So delicious I kinda want another

lisa06317

@mrsjager2014 & @feeislove you both hit the nail on the head with those!!

folamij

When you try to do laundry but either forget to start the washer OR add detergent. 

bluejeanbabi05

grkgdss00 said:

When DH offers you veggies he's made with your dinner, but say no i'm nauseas, and then eat ice cream instead.

This. All of this. I made a beautiful steak dinner tonight, had 4 bites, then ate my weight in starbursts and Oreos. Facepalm.

soprano19

When you legit can't remember the last evening you didn't fall asleep on the couch before 9 PM.

mnajib92

When you check your belly each time you go to the restroom hoping it's actually rounder than it was the last time you used the restroom half an hour ago.