These are hilarious! I haven't used sticks yet but why do I have a feeling my husband will want to pee on one too lol.
Mine just says "why do u track all that stuff and use apps. U should just let it happen naturally. Talking about it so much isn't good." K glad you're so excited dude lol!
Me: 31 DH: 32 DH since 12.2009 Married 08.2013 EDD 12.2017
This thread really made me smile. Every time H is done with his "job" after he catches his breath he always asks me: "Did you get pregnant?!" Hell yeah, I have a monitor that indicated it right away
Me: 30 DH: 38 TTC since Fall 2015 Unexplained 1st IUI - Dec 31 2016 - BFN 2nd IUI - Jan 28 2017 - BFN 3rd IUI - Mar 2017 - BFN IVF - May 1st FET - Jun 2017 -Cancelled 2nd FET - Aug 31 2017-Transferred 2 Sprinkles BFP with one bean!
@AMCsquared if my DH knew I was paying so much attention to my cycles, temping, checking CM, ect he'd be the same way. It's like listen, if I want to pay attention to what my body is doing so we can make a damn baby ASAP then I WILL.
Me: 29 DH: 32 Married 9/27/2014 TTC Since 1/1/2017 BFP: 2/6/2017 Due Date: 10/13/17
Me "You know we are supposed to be HIO EOD right now" DH "But we didn't have sex yesterday" Me "Yes, yes we did. We did it first thing in the morning" DH "I don't think so..."
Dude, it's my FW.... we are trying to get KTFU...I track this ish.
It's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most...not where you live, or what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes... There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind, this I've come to know! *ZBB*
@NYTino24 I just noticed your siggy and am going to assume you are a ZBB fan? I love ZBB, I've seen them in concert twice, DH refuses to take me again...he's not a fan.
Yes @Jess0211 I love them, although I didn't love their concert. Saw them on the riverfront in Camden near 4th of July, so there were fireworks during Chicken Fried (my favorite). It was just them playing music normally and then they did this glow in the dark outfit thing that was way out of place. DH doesn't like country but likes them. He's also a veteran, so any group that tips their caps is good with him.
It's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most...not where you live, or what you drive, or the price tag on your clothes... There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind, this I've come to know! *ZBB*
DH is on fire this morning before our IUI (I'll update WTO after the IUI, we have a long fun wait in the waiting room right now)
-Driving to the clinic this morning, anytime someone would drive like a douche: "Move! We have semen on board!" -I told him now the hard parts over for him and it's my turn, he goes "the hard part for me is to orgasm??" (By the way he has a point, that's so not fair lol) -When we checked in at the clinic he goes to the woman checking us in: "We've got time sensitive material here"
@bluejeanbabi05 that gave me a good laugh this morning. Lol my DH would never dare tell someone that I think he'd die of embarrassment if I said it....which I wouldn't because I too would die if he said it.....two peas in a pod haha
I totally forgot to post this a while ago. When we were at the airport over the holidays waiting for our flight, I was bumping. DH walks over and says really loud "so, what's new with trying to get pregnant?" Hey buddy, we don't need to advertise to the entire airport that we're banging for a baby!
Me: 31 DH: 32 Dating since: 11/17/2001 Married: 9/26/2009 TTC: June 2016
The other day OH said to me "so have you figured out where the next place you are jerking me off into a cup is?"
We are trying to decide where to freeze his sperm since he needs to go on testosterone replacement and that will greatly reduce or even eliminate his fertility...
Me: 45 OH: 42 Beloved SS: born 12/2011 TTC my bio #1/our #2 since January 2016 **TW** June 2016 had CP **end TW** August 2016 - dx with DOR Somewhere in here received recommendation to do IVF with donor eggs, elected not to; OH dx with Low T May 2017 - began freezing sperm June 2017 - OH began treatment for Low T July 2017 - began doing 1 IUI via a midwife and 1 at home insemination each cycle http://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/6259ba July 2018 - exhausted frozen sperm, officially NTNP since OH is probably shooting blanks
I was explaining to DH about the finance drive by today and then also had to explain how we don't like drive bys and that we have daily threads. He was confused as to how we could post everyday in WTO. He wants to know if omelets, over easy, scrambled, hard boiled, or poached eggs are best to get your body to ovulate. He also wanted to know if anyone ever says that they thought they ovulated but it turned out to be a fart. He's such a guy!
@NYTino24 "Don't worry about it" and "Try not to think about it" are my husband's two mainstays. However, those two responses make me so stabby that I tend to forget about my ttgp anxieties (for a second) and focus on finding something to throw at him.
This morning after hearing my thermometer beep H: What does it say? Jules: My temp jumped a good bit. H: Is it possible that I knocked the egg loose last night? (makes air humping motion) Jules:
Me: 32 H: 32 Married: October 2009 TTC#1: August 2016
Re: Sh*t my SO says
Mine just says "why do u track all that stuff and use apps. U should just let it happen naturally. Talking about it so much isn't good."
K glad you're so excited dude lol!
Every time H is done with his "job" after he catches his breath he always asks me: "Did you get pregnant?!"
Hell yeah, I have a monitor that indicated it right away
TTC since Fall 2015
Unexplained
1st IUI - Dec 31 2016 - BFN
2nd IUI - Jan 28 2017 - BFN
3rd IUI - Mar 2017 - BFN
IVF - May
1st FET - Jun 2017 -Cancelled
2nd FET - Aug 31 2017-Transferred 2 Sprinkles
BFP with one bean!
Married 9/27/2014
TTC Since 1/1/2017
BFP: 2/6/2017
Due Date: 10/13/17
Me "You know we are supposed to be HIO EOD right now"
DH "But we didn't have sex yesterday"
Me "Yes, yes we did. We did it first thing in the morning"
DH "I don't think so..."
Dude, it's my FW.... we are trying to get KTFU...I track this ish.
TTC 9/2016 BFP 12/9/16 EDD 8/21/17 NMC 1/8/16 at 7w6d
TTC 2/2017 BFP 3/6/17 EDD 11/17/17 DS born 11/25/17 via ECS
TTC 12/2018 BFP 6/2/19 EDD 2/12/20 NMC / BO at 7 weeks, low progesterone
TTC 7/2019 BFP 8/21/19 EDD 4/22/20 CP at 5 weeks
TTC 8/19 IUI #1 w/ Clomid + Ovidrel + progesterone BFN, IUI 2 and 3 w/ Letrozole + Ovidrel + progesterone,
IUI 4 Follistim + Ovidrel + progesterone BFP 1/9/20 EDD 9/18/20
AMA, ITP in pregnancy, vWD type II - low Factor VIII, unexplained RPL and secondary infertility
TTC 9/2016 BFP 12/9/16 EDD 8/21/17 NMC 1/8/16 at 7w6d
TTC 2/2017 BFP 3/6/17 EDD 11/17/17 DS born 11/25/17 via ECS
TTC 12/2018 BFP 6/2/19 EDD 2/12/20 NMC / BO at 7 weeks, low progesterone
TTC 7/2019 BFP 8/21/19 EDD 4/22/20 CP at 5 weeks
TTC 8/19 IUI #1 w/ Clomid + Ovidrel + progesterone BFN, IUI 2 and 3 w/ Letrozole + Ovidrel + progesterone,
IUI 4 Follistim + Ovidrel + progesterone BFP 1/9/20 EDD 9/18/20
AMA, ITP in pregnancy, vWD type II - low Factor VIII, unexplained RPL and secondary infertility
-Driving to the clinic this morning, anytime someone would drive like a douche: "Move! We have semen on board!"
-I told him now the hard parts over for him and it's my turn, he goes "the hard part for me is to orgasm??" (By the way he has a point, that's so not fair lol)
-When we checked in at the clinic he goes to the woman checking us in: "We've got time sensitive material here"
"It's time to try defying gravity."
Married 6/11/16
TTC Since 6/2016
12/2016 RE appt; 1/2017 SA & HSG results - all normal
3/2017 Dx Hyperprolactinemia; 5/2017 Prolactin levels normal; 8/2017 Low Ovarian Reserve
8/2017 TTA for personal reasons; 10/2017 NTNP; 12/2017 Re-start TTC
7/2018 Clomid+IUI
11/2018 Letrozole+TI
12/2018 Letrozole+IUI
2/2019 NTNP
5/2019 Stopping all TTC efforts; living Childfree
Dating since: 11/17/2001
Married: 9/26/2009
TTC: June 2016
EDD: 5/14/2018
We are trying to decide where to freeze his sperm since he needs to go on testosterone replacement and that will greatly reduce or even eliminate his fertility...
Beloved SS: born 12/2011
TTC my bio #1/our #2 since January 2016
**TW** June 2016 had CP **end TW**
August 2016 - dx with DOR
Somewhere in here received recommendation to do IVF with donor eggs, elected not to; OH dx with Low T
May 2017 - began freezing sperm
June 2017 - OH began treatment for Low T
July 2017 - began doing 1 IUI via a midwife and 1 at home insemination each cycle
http://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/6259ba
July 2018 - exhausted frozen sperm, officially NTNP since OH is probably shooting blanks
Dating: 2/2007 Married: 4/2011
TTC #1: 9/2016
*TW*
BFP #2: 3/9/2017 - CP: 3/10/2017
08/2017: DH's SA = normal
08/2017: Low progesterone (4.6) all other BW normal
11/2017: HSG Clear; Pelvic Ultrasound Normal; and AMH, FSH, and Estradiol normal
12/2017: 1,000mg Metformin
12/2017: 50mg Clomid + TI = BFN
01/2018: 100mg Clomid + TI = BFN
01/2018: RE Consult
03/2018: 5mg Letrozole + 50 units Gonal-F + 500 μg Ovidrel + IUI = BFP #3: 4/1/2018 - CP: 4/4/2018
04/2018: 5mg Letrozole + Gonal-F + Ovidrel + IUI = BFP #4: 5/2/18
This morning after hearing my thermometer beep
H: What does it say?
Jules: My temp jumped a good bit.
H: Is it possible that I knocked the egg loose last night? (makes air humping motion)
Jules:
Married: October 2009
TTC#1: August 2016
DD Born 10/20/17