Funniest thing your LO has ever said:

JessErinF

We had a thread in my FB group about funny things kids have said/done while co-bathing, and it was seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen.  So I thought we'd give it a go here, but does not have to be strictly co-bathing related, cuz really, kids are hilarious!  

FSUNole31

We drove to a pumpkin farm in October and it was almost 2 hours away.  We were pulling in the parking lot and my son asks "Are we there yet?  My penis is really ready to get out of this car".  It was hilarious.  

n0soup4u

The most recent that I can remember is from the other night. DD is 1.5 and she accidentally dumped her plate of food on the floor. My husband goes " ooooooh boy " and about 2 seconds later she goes " ooooooooh boy!" It was hilarious because neither of us knew she was able to say that and we busted out laughing. 


My husband also taught her how to fist pump while dancing so that is her latest obsession and it's hilarious.

Assiram42

""Mom, look! Ella is sitting in my vagina chair!"
(Ella was sitting in Kinley's lap and we are working on using anatomically correct terms)"

"Mom, I'm going to go bother the cats, okay?"

My youngest is obsessed with my doops (boobs). 

jc_twomamas

DS is 20 months and is starting to put 2-3 words together. Nothing is "clever" funny yet, but it can be damn cute! This kid went straight to "mom" ...no mommy or mama. Just Mom. 

Stepping outside to play...Grabs the sides of his head "MOM! It's windy!" (Not a clue where he learned that) 

Drops something or knocks something over "Awwwww mannn!" 

"Mom, mom..mom...mom...I got it." 

silliegirlie143

DD turned two last month so most of her funny things are still due to mispronunciation, like FOX. And we are soooo mature that we make her say it all the time and die laughing.

kfry22

Mine doesn't talk yet as he is only 13 months. But we got a new dog a month ago and she has a kennel by our washer and dryer. I couldn't find him last weekend because he had gone in her kennel and shut the door on himself! 

mishmosh26

My mom was watching 27 month old DD this weekend and my mom told her that the elf on the shelf was watching her. DD went to her room and grabbed a toy fox, placed it by the tv, and said, "watching you grandma."  Wish I had been there to see that!

mombod

I recently asked DS (20 months) what to name the baby. His suggestions are Baby Daddy or Baby Santa.
Yesterday he was in the car having a conversation with a stuffed Elmo he calls Melmo. "Melmo hi, Melmo Santa, Melmo no no, Melmo sit down, Melmo poopie?" then flips him over and starts looking at his butt.

c1tym0m22

DD asked my husband "Are you a hungry boy?" the other night. He nearly spat out his food. She also says things like "Come on, guys!" and "I did not know that" which just makes her sound like a teenager. Ah, kids...

michaela0704

DS2 was at my folks house this summer (he was ~ 3.5 yo) and my dad asked him if he was nice to the girls in his class... he stood up and looked at my parents and said (while slamming one fist to his chest and his hand flying open/arm up) 'They LOVE me!'

Also, DS1 and DS2 were sitting with my dad in his recliner a few weeks after that and my mom was talking with everyone in the living room... and next you hear, DS2 goes 'Shut up Grandma! I love you though...' we can thank Dr. Seuss for adding 'shut up' and 'stupid' to our kiddo vocabulary... even if it is Dr. Seuss, PRE-READ EVERYTHING!!

Edit: correct spelling

GoodWitchoftheNorth

I LOVE these! Awhile back we were having a big family dinner, which was getting loud with lots of conversations going at once. DS (3) yelled "everybody be quiet! I'm trying to eat my freakin' dinner!"

Yesterday I reminded him that tissues go in the trash can...he replied with "good grief." I think we've been watching too much Charlie Brown.

doodleoodle

DD is only 13 months old, but she's still pretty funny. She always says, "wastha" meaning "what's that?" when she hears a noise. One day she was trying to get my phone from me, but I had "hidden" it behind my back. She said, "wastha" and then tried to reach behind my back for the phone! It definitely seemed like she was trying to be a little sneak, but I think it must've been a coincidence. Either way it was hilarious. 

Elyse1384

DS (almost 3) is potty training so we use anatomically correct words.  Last weekend we visited my folks and he noticed that my mom had a stash of emergency diapers that had Sesame Street characters on them (I guess we use boring Luvs).  He got excited and noticed Elmo on the front and Bert & Ernie on the back and asked to wear one.  As he was about to put on the diaper, he exclaimed "Elmo is going to be so excited to be on my penis".
 

sls

I've been calling my 2yo DD "honey" or "honeybunny" since she was born--one of the nurses used that and I thought it was adorable. Anyway, I use it in all contexts, but apparently i have a specific inflection for a specific situation...

Whenever she does something that creates a huge mess, she gets done, steps back, looks at it, and exclaims, "OH, HONEYBUNNY!"

Kills me every time. Hard to be mad with that happening.

silliegirlie143

@Elyse1384 OMG!! Dying!!!
  

hjphillips

DD is 16 months, so we're not doing a whole lot of talking, but she loves yelling "I love love you!" To her father and I at the top of her lungs. It cracks us up because she just will add "love"s to it until she's satisfied. 

alm52386

This is my first baby but the girl I babysit twice a week is hilarious. I've been babysitting her since she was 3 mo this old and she just turned 2 in October!! Today she saw my Cheez-its on the counter and said "Amy, you bring me crackers?" Lol she just assumed I brought them for her. 

JessErinF

@Assiram42 :-D vagina chair.... *dying*

virginiaunicorn11

My mother taught this to DS, 18 months:

Grandma: Do you drink coffee?
DS: No, no, no! (And wags his finger)
Grandma: Do you drink beer?
DS: No, no, no! (Wags finger)
Grandma: What do you drink?
DS: Water!!

Its' a good party trick when there's beer around, and we tell a friend to ask him if he wants a beer.

(PS, DH works in craft brew, we aren't alcoholics)

email2ash

My son says "Hi baby!" While patting my boobs... I can't wait for my bump to grow so he can pat the right place.

Wino0920

My 5 year old has always been a ham and could talk and talk and talk! Last year, his teacher asked him what was wrong since he seemed a little out of it and down. He replied "Ms. Sharon, I have low self esteem today because I'm not feeling well!"

mezalune

My 3yo's classroom had a bought of lice last month and I asked him if any of the kids had to go home early.  He responded "Yep, Auggie has AIDS!"  DH and I burst out laughing and I said "AIDS?!" to which LO responded in a huff, "No Mommy!  EGGS."  

n0soup4u

This just happened last night and had to share. 

I was getting ready to hop in the shower and am standing butt naked in the bathroom waiting for the water to warm up. My DD comes into the bathroom, spreads my butt cheeks apart and says "poopie." I about died laughing. I told her to get out of my butt and she then proceeded to slap my butt like we just got a touchdown. 

Kid cracks me up.