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WTF Wednesday 11/16

Let's hear your WTFs! 

Me: 28 I MH: 27
Married August 2016
TTC #1 September 2016
BFP 10/31/16
EDD 7/16/17
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Re: WTF Wednesday 11/16

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    @MrsMaxwell95 your post has me dying 
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    That really should be in a sitcom!! Sounds like everyone in the room loved you all the more for it so I wouldn't worry at all :) 
    Me: 28 I MH: 27
    Married August 2016
    TTC #1 September 2016
    BFP 10/31/16
    EDD 7/16/17
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    @MrsMaxwell95 :D they applauded. 

    I was only able to eat one slice of pizza last night. WTF?!
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    @mrsmaxwell95 I am literally dying reading your wtf!! Omg. I'm so embarrassed for you, but it sounds like you handled it well! 
                                Me: 26, H: 28
                                Married since 2012
                                TTC #1 since July 2015
                                 **TW**
                                         Laparoscopy and Endometriosis dx February 2016
                                HSG and SA all clear! September 2016
                                 Testing with RE October 2016
                                                        BFP 11/5/2016 ~ EDD 7/19/2016
                          

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    This is the perfect time for this because I'm literally sitting here like wtf.... So. Morning sickness started at the worst possible time. Today was a huge meeting in my dept this morning. I was esp freaking out because i had to speak and my boss's boss's boss was there. So i feel the nausea coming. I've been feeling it for a few days without actually vomitting. So I'm sitting at the meeting table sneaking mini crackers too ease my nerves and the nausea. Then it's my time to talk. I still like poocheese. So i just walk to the front. Say "I'm sorry. I'm Pregnant" and threw up in the trash can closest to me. When i say I've never been so embarrassed before in my life. Like i wanted to just die right then and there. It was only worse when everybody started clapping. I think i need to find employment else where. Lbvfs. My life needs to be a sitcom because WTF
    @MrsMaxwell95 - I am sorry but I couldn't help but laugh. At least you told your work you're pregnant in a memorable way and it seems like they handled it very well.

    @MrsN092714 - I am not sure where you live but please keep the snow there by you :P lol
    Me:28 | DH: 28
    Married: 07-2014
    TTC #1: Since November 2015
    Restarted TTC "count" Oct. 2016
         due to previous issues.
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    BFP: 11/4/2016
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    @MrsMaxwell95 that's a certifiable WTF.
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    Omg! @MrsMaxwell95 how horrible!  Sounds like everyone was a good sport about it!
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    @MrsMaxwell95  you win!!! hope you feel better soon
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    @MrsMaxwell95 - hope you don't mind I'm laughing as well. But yeah, definitely sitcom worthy.
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    Cait32 said:
    @MrsMaxwell95 I'm DYING...so funny. I thought that might happen to me today, more from stress than morning sickness. I was in a mtg last week when I had the first feeling of "OMG I'm going to puke." I managed not to but felt miserable. Your story is hilarious...

    @mtownhespes I ate and ENTIRE pizza tonight... wtf?!

    I can't wait for the second trimester food fest. 
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    @manillabar Me too! I'm suddenly 13 again on my face! wtf?
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    @manillabar lmao not a crunch bar! Lol smh but no. My face is peeling a little & i can like see the dry skin in my bottom peripheral, like off my cheeks it's driving me insane
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    @chiquita928 @MrsMaxwell95 I'm selfishly glad I'm not the only one with skin struggles...  I'm waiting on that "glow" we were promised!!!
    TTC history in spoiler
    Me: 31 Him: 37
    Married: Oct 2015
    Baby G born June 2017
    TTC#2: July 2018
    BFP #2: 2/6/19 MC 3/14/19
    BFP#3 from IUI #2: 6/30/20 EDD 3/9/21

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    @manillabar I'll virtually drink to that! Here's to pregnancy glow!
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    When I told my husband I was pregnant he said you've had a glow about you for a couple weeks. I told him I've only actually been pregnant for barely two and I have horrible acne. I think he was being serious bc he's not great at forced compliments. 
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    ktewart said:

    Mine's more of a WTF, kid?! Haha. He came around the corner with this in his mouth, blowing through it like a trumpet and my bloated, pregnant butt didn't have the energy to get up and take it away from him.

    Fpr the record, that's a Kong (a dog toy you fill with something like peanut butter for dogs to lick out of the center), not the sex you that it looks like. Still, I was laughing pretty damn hard.
    My little one takes the dog toy out of his mouth and puts it directly into hers. She also holds out her Cheerios for him to lick before she eats them. Parenting is so glamorous. 
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    ktewart said:

    Mine's more of a WTF, kid?! Haha. He came around the corner with this in his mouth, blowing through it like a trumpet and my bloated, pregnant butt didn't have the energy to get up and take it away from him.

    Fpr the record, that's a Kong (a dog toy you fill with something like peanut butter for dogs to lick out of the center), not the sex you that it looks like. Still, I was laughing pretty damn hard.
    My dog has a lime green, 12" long squeak toy, with ribs on it......everyone always thinks it's a freaking dildo?! ha! I'm like what?! Nooooooo....it's a dog toy. So I love that you had to clarify it was a Kong. Take comfort knowing I knew exactly what it was before I read it. :) Cute baby! 
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    My butt is already expanding. I'm nauseous all day. Maybe forcing down 2 meals (meal and a snack) and I've gained 4 lbs. How is this happening!? 
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