WTF Wednesday 11/16

pepper16-2

Let's hear your WTFs! 

MrsMaxwell95

This is the perfect time for this because I'm literally sitting here like wtf.... So. Morning sickness started at the worst possible time. Today was a huge meeting in my dept this morning. I was esp freaking out because i had to speak and my boss's boss's boss was there. So i feel the nausea coming. I've been feeling it for a few days without actually vomitting. So I'm sitting at the meeting table sneaking mini crackers too ease my nerves and the nausea. Then it's my time to talk. I still like poocheese. So i just walk to the front. Say "I'm sorry. I'm Pregnant" and threw up in the trash can closest to me. When i say I've never been so embarrassed before in my life. Like i wanted to just die right then and there. It was only worse when everybody started clapping. I think i need to find employment else where. Lbvfs. My life needs to be a sitcom because WTF

MrsN092714

We got over 6 inches of snow last night... I know it's the middle of November but I was really hoping to ease into winter.  It was +18C on the weekend and I was very happy in my flip flops.  now to bust out the winter boots...

pepper16-2

@MrsMaxwell95 your post has me dying 
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That really should be in a sitcom!! Sounds like everyone in the room loved you all the more for it so I wouldn't worry at all  

mtownhespes

@MrsMaxwell95 they applauded. 

I was only able to eat one slice of pizza last night. WTF?!

pretzel2plus1

@mrsmaxwell95 I am literally dying reading your wtf!! Omg. I'm so embarrassed for you, but it sounds like you handled it well! 

SaphireSweetie88

MrsMaxwell95 said:

This is the perfect time for this because I'm literally sitting here like wtf.... So. Morning sickness started at the worst possible time. Today was a huge meeting in my dept this morning. I was esp freaking out because i had to speak and my boss's boss's boss was there. So i feel the nausea coming. I've been feeling it for a few days without actually vomitting. So I'm sitting at the meeting table sneaking mini crackers too ease my nerves and the nausea. Then it's my time to talk. I still like poocheese. So i just walk to the front. Say "I'm sorry. I'm Pregnant" and threw up in the trash can closest to me. When i say I've never been so embarrassed before in my life. Like i wanted to just die right then and there. It was only worse when everybody started clapping. I think i need to find employment else where. Lbvfs. My life needs to be a sitcom because WTF

@MrsMaxwell95 - I am sorry but I couldn't help but laugh. At least you told your work you're pregnant in a memorable way and it seems like they handled it very well.

@MrsN092714 - I am not sure where you live but please keep the snow there by you :P lol

caribbeanmama-2

@MrsMaxwell95 that's a certifiable WTF.

splashmountain

Omg! @MrsMaxwell95 how horrible!  Sounds like everyone was a good sport about it!

satsumasandlemons

@MrsMaxwell95  you win!!! hope you feel better soon

knit-sew-mama

@MrsMaxwell95 - hope you don't mind I'm laughing as well. But yeah, definitely sitcom worthy.

MrsMaxwell95

No everybody. LAUGH. DH laughed at me. BFF laughed at me. My dad cried laughing At me. Pretty sure my dog would laugh at me if she could. I laughed at myself. Its cool. I'll survive lol

mtownhespes

Cait32 said:

@MrsMaxwell95 I'm DYING...so funny. I thought that might happen to me today, more from stress than morning sickness. I was in a mtg last week when I had the first feeling of "OMG I'm going to puke." I managed not to but felt miserable. Your story is hilarious...

@mtownhespes I ate and ENTIRE pizza tonight... wtf?!

I can't wait for the second trimester food fest. 

manillabar

@MrsMaxwell95 you win the thread, for sure!

My WTF goes to the acne situation on my face. I've never dealt with acne before and now my neutrogena facewash is just not cutting it! My face is on its way to looking like the back of a crunch bar 

chiquita928

@manillabar Me too! I'm suddenly 13 again on my face! wtf?

MrsMaxwell95

@manillabar lmao not a crunch bar! Lol smh but no. My face is peeling a little & i can like see the dry skin in my bottom peripheral, like off my cheeks it's driving me insane

manillabar

@chiquita928 @MrsMaxwell95 I'm selfishly glad I'm not the only one with skin struggles...  I'm waiting on that "glow" we were promised!!!

MrsMaxwell95

@manillabar I'll virtually drink to that! Here's to pregnancy glow!

KissMeImScottish

Mine's more of a WTF, kid?! Haha. He came around the corner with this in his mouth, blowing through it like a trumpet and my bloated, pregnant butt didn't have the energy to get up and take it away from him.

Fpr the record, that's a Kong (a dog toy you fill with something like peanut butter for dogs to lick out of the center), not the sex you that it looks like. Still, I was laughing pretty damn hard.

morgarita

When I told my husband I was pregnant he said you've had a glow about you for a couple weeks. I told him I've only actually been pregnant for barely two and I have horrible acne. I think he was being serious bc he's not great at forced compliments. 

mtownhespes

ktewart said:

Mine's more of a WTF, kid?! Haha. He came around the corner with this in his mouth, blowing through it like a trumpet and my bloated, pregnant butt didn't have the energy to get up and take it away from him.

Fpr the record, that's a Kong (a dog toy you fill with something like peanut butter for dogs to lick out of the center), not the sex you that it looks like. Still, I was laughing pretty damn hard.

My little one takes the dog toy out of his mouth and puts it directly into hers. She also holds out her Cheerios for him to lick before she eats them. Parenting is so glamorous. 

LoveLee85

ktewart said:

Mine's more of a WTF, kid?! Haha. He came around the corner with this in his mouth, blowing through it like a trumpet and my bloated, pregnant butt didn't have the energy to get up and take it away from him.

Fpr the record, that's a Kong (a dog toy you fill with something like peanut butter for dogs to lick out of the center), not the sex you that it looks like. Still, I was laughing pretty damn hard.

My dog has a lime green, 12" long squeak toy, with ribs on it......everyone always thinks it's a freaking dildo?! ha! I'm like what?! Nooooooo....it's a dog toy. So I love that you had to clarify it was a Kong. Take comfort knowing I knew exactly what it was before I read it. Cute baby! 

blr131517

My butt is already expanding. I'm nauseous all day. Maybe forcing down 2 meals (meal and a snack) and I've gained 4 lbs. How is this happening!?