@canavara My husband used to do that too (not quite all the copyright stuff) when he would read to DS (after he was born). I got a kick out of it and he has since stopped, but still reads the title page.
Ok so I have 2 to share lol first one was a couple nights ago and DH was rubbing my belly and talking to the baby and laid his ear on my stomach, I told him I had read somewhere that you're supposed to be able to hear the baby's heartbeat through my stomach now (no idea if that's true...even with this being #5 LOL) so he turned the TV off and tried for a few minutes, it was super cute lol. After a few minutes he says 'can you hear that?' LOL um...no. I can't put my ear on my stomach honey!
Second one is kinda TMI so you can breeze on if you want LOL. I, have been the opposite of it seems most of you ladies and definitely wanting sex much more than DH :P so about a week ago we were DTD and I was on top and he made a comment about flipping over because his hip hurt and he said "I don't know if it's just because you're getting heavier" LOL I seriously laughed, but did you even think about that comment before you said it?! LOL
My husband just said last night that he would like to go to sleep right away while I was trying to talk to him in bed...so he could at the very least get 7 hours of sleep, which isn't the 8 hours that he always gets...
I told him to get used to not sleeping, I have. Jerk.
Husband was finally able to feel the baby moving just a few weeks ago, and the first time he felt a big movement he jumped away as if she was going to reach out and grab his hand. He was so startled! He is getting better and likes to try and feel her move, but keeps his hand ready to move and will doesn't like if i try to move his hand around or press it in more bc it makes him feel trapped LOL he gets startled every time he feels a big movement. Makes me laugh every time!
Husband was finally able to feel the baby moving just a few weeks ago, and the first time he felt a big movement he jumped away as if she was going to reach out and grab his hand. He was so startled! He is getting better and likes to try and feel her move, but keeps his hand ready to move and will doesn't like if i try to move his hand around or press it in more bc it makes him feel trapped LOL he gets startled every time he feels a big movement. Makes me laugh every time!
Haha last night H felt a huge kick right below my ribs and was like "oh my gosh that was massive it almost hurt my hand" haha like oh ya your poor hand *massive eye roll*
@TinaBelcher is one of your babies more responsive than the other? So cute!!
Yeah A is super chill and B moves constantly, if they're not moving when H goes to feel them I just give B a poke and she usually starts dancing pretty predictably. She could be super agreeable reacting when I want or a firecracker getting pissed at the invasion to her space lol, not sure which way to think about that!
I was sitting with DD on the couch last night talking about her day, and H goes, "You have that pregnant lady glow!"
I started laughing and I said, "What? I'm probably just sweaty." To which he replied, "No, your skin is always really nice and glow-y when you're knocked up!"
He means well, and I know he was trying to make me laugh with the knocked up comment, but it was just an odd conversation. I definitely do not feel like I'm glowing!
I was having an emotional meltdown yesterday - and well into the night. Knowing DH was tired, and not being sure if I wanted to talk about it, I was trying to sleep/not cry in bed.
So, he cuddles up to me and says that he knows I'm upset and maybe it will help if I talk about it. I tried to just chalk it up to hormones, but eventually ended up a hot mess of tears and snot as I talked about it.
He laughed. Thanks dear, I'm crying my eyes out and you're trying not to giggle. He says, "What!? I'm sorry, I think it's cute. The hormones are hitting you hard tonight."
Um, yeah nothing about this teary-snotty-hormone-induced-or-not-mess was CUTE.
I had just come home from a long walk and was whining about my swollen hands and feet, aching hips, etc. I was on the floor stretching and he starts singing that Coldplay song "nooobody said it was easy...". Luckily for him he wasn't within slugging distance. He doesn't even like Coldplay.
@ThePax89 with you on this one. I've commented to H more than once on how hot the contractor is working on our house. H definitely doesn't get jealous (because I'm mostly joking... well, not really), but his response is typically something like "30 weeks pregnant, good luck with that one".
Not pregnancy related but my DH just said to me, "Your butt is the size of a boat." And then he tried to tell me it was a compliment because "Kanye would say that to Kim!"
As I struggle to sleep every night and have multiple nights where I'm up for hours, H complains that he's tired and going to bed because he had to get up early. I'm shooting death daggers at him from my eyes.
Him: man am I ever looking forward to having two teenage daughters going through puberty together *giant eye roll* me: ya should be a blast him: at least you are young enough that you won't be hitting menopause at the same time, so thanks for that....
At our preparing for child birth class tonight. instructor: women's uterus grow from about 6oz to 2 to 3 lbs of sheer muscle during pregnancy. DH: wow, I wish I could put on muscle like that.
So our plan is to have the twins sleep in Pack n Plays in our room. We already have one from DS so I registered for a second one. Some of my friends surprised me and purchased the second one for us this last weekend. When it arrived in the mail DH was confused and said "but we already have one of these". Yes DH, we have one PnP but two babies coming...I then had to reiterate our sleeping plan (which we discussed multiple times already). I'm really not sure if he just forgot that we're having twins or thought they could just be thrown together indefinitely.
Me: I feel like the largest person ever. H: Yeah, I feel like it's your body type that makes you look so big. Me: Um, what? H: I mean, it's because you are normally so small, err, I, uhh... there is no way I'll be able to dig myself out of this hole.
Pretty much any time "I have a headache" or "my (fill in the blank here) hurts" or "I am so tired" comes out of his mouth I see red. I'm not super sore, haven't had a lot of headaches and knock on wood because teething is happening in our house, I'm sleeping decently but any complaint is like "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I am growing a human. Stop whining"
The best one I can think of was when I was pushing with DD1.
DH: *holding my left leg* Man, this is really uncomfortable.
Oh my. I'm so sorry that you're uncomfortable just standing there, holding my leg up. Never mind the fact that I have a freakin' baby crowning out of my vagina. How sad for you.
I still haven't let him forget that one.
DD1: EDD 12/21/11 - Born 11/24/11 at 36w1d DD2: EDD 1/16/17 - Born 1/12/17 at 39w3d
The best one I can think of was when I was pushing with DD1.
DH: *holding my left leg* Man, this is really uncomfortable.
Oh my. I'm so sorry that you're uncomfortable just standing there, holding my leg up. Never mind the fact that I have a freakin' baby crowning out of my vagina. How sad for you.
I still haven't let him forget that one.
I just actually laughed out loud at the absurdity of this. I can't even imagine.
The best one I can think of was when I was pushing with DD1.
DH: *holding my left leg* Man, this is really uncomfortable.
Oh my. I'm so sorry that you're uncomfortable just standing there, holding my leg up. Never mind the fact that I have a freakin' baby crowning out of my vagina. How sad for you.
I still haven't let him forget that one.
Oh my gosh that's like sitcom irony. Was there an audience laugh track playing in the background?
@mamaandnurse while the doctor was doing my epidural with DD1 he turns to my DH and said "if you're sensitive to needles don't watch this" to which DH goes "oh, I give shots to cows all the time" and my nurse across the room audibly sucked in her breath. I've never let him live it down.
As our son was crawling all over him tonight (Husband had a limo run and I let little man stay up late to visit and watch the Buckeyes!)... Me: you're going to be outnumbered in a few months with two of them crawling on you Him: yea, but you're already outnumbered ) I'm the only female in the house, including our dog) Me: but I'm the queen of the castle Him: yea, queen, well your peasants are plentiful and stinky as he passes gas and my son starts giggling uncontrollably
Me: "Babe, am I waddling yet?" DH: "Um you've been waddling for weeks!" *cue my face of shock and anger* DH: "I thought that was a cute thing pregnant women liked to happen!" Me: "Stop talking."
Re: Stuff my SO said
Second one is kinda TMI so you can breeze on if you want LOL. I, have been the opposite of it seems most of you ladies and definitely wanting sex much more than DH :P so about a week ago we were DTD and I was on top and he made a comment about flipping over because his hip hurt and he said "I don't know if it's just because you're getting heavier" LOL I seriously laughed, but did you even think about that comment before you said it?! LOL
DS1 - 03/31/2006
DS2 - 12/31/2008
DS3 - 06/26/2012
DS4 - 08/07/2014
Husband: "You look like a giant!"
Sigh... at least I know he says these things in good fun. What a turd!!! He's lucky I love him so much!
I told him to get used to not sleeping, I have. Jerk.
Married: 8/11/2007
DD: Born 2/3/17
BFP#2: 5/3, EDD 1/10/19
"that's CHILD ABUSE stop it!!!"
I started laughing and I said, "What? I'm probably just sweaty." To which he replied, "No, your skin is always really nice and glow-y when you're knocked up!"
He means well, and I know he was trying to make me laugh with the knocked up comment, but it was just an odd conversation. I definitely do not feel like I'm glowing!
So, he cuddles up to me and says that he knows I'm upset and maybe it will help if I talk about it. I tried to just chalk it up to hormones, but eventually ended up a hot mess of tears and snot as I talked about it.
He laughed. Thanks dear, I'm crying my eyes out and you're trying not to giggle. He says, "What!? I'm sorry, I think it's cute. The hormones are hitting you hard tonight."
Um, yeah nothing about this teary-snotty-hormone-induced-or-not-mess was CUTE.
Um. What? Lol
Him: I can.
Him: I'm not mad that you're getting a pedicure, I just wish you wouldn't keep my good luck baby out during the first game of the season.
Yeah? She's attached to me.
me: ya should be a blast
him: at least you are young enough that you won't be hitting menopause at the same time, so thanks for that....
are you kidding me?
instructor: women's uterus grow from about 6oz to 2 to 3 lbs of sheer muscle during pregnancy.
DH: wow, I wish I could put on muscle like that.
Seriously?! Lol
H: Yeah, I feel like it's your body type that makes you look so big.
Me: Um, what?
H: I mean, it's because you are normally so small, err, I, uhh... there is no way I'll be able to dig myself out of this hole.
Thanks, H
me: I am so tired of having to pee all the time - it's making me sad
DH: you don't sound very greatful to be pregnant
ooooo did I shut that down quickly.
BFP1 12/24/14 - EDD 09/07/15 (D/C 8w1d)
BFP2 6/12/15 - EDD 2/22/16 (D/C 10w3d)
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Diagnoses and Treatments
PCOS (myo-inositol, excercize)
Indeterminant levels of APS IgM antibodies (baby aspirin)
Sub-septate uterus (hysteroscopic septoplasty 12/18/15)
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BFP3 05/02/16 EDD 01/09/17 DS born 01/05/17
BFP4 01/28/19 EDD 10/?/19 🤞🙏
DH: *holding my left leg* Man, this is really uncomfortable.
Oh my. I'm so sorry that you're uncomfortable just standing there, holding my leg up. Never mind the fact that I have a freakin' baby crowning out of my vagina. How sad for you.
I still haven't let him forget that one.
DD2: EDD 1/16/17 - Born 1/12/17 at 39w3d
Me: you're going to be outnumbered in a few months with two of them crawling on you
Him: yea, but you're already outnumbered ) I'm the only female in the house, including our dog)
Me: but I'm the queen of the castle
Him: yea, queen, well your peasants are plentiful and stinky as he passes gas and my son starts giggling uncontrollably
DH: Can't you do it?
Me: I'm carrying your child!
DH: Technically, I carried him for years before you got him.
Me: *blinking in disbelief of what he just said*......what?
DH: Well I--- I'll be right back with your bag.
DH: "Um you've been waddling for weeks!"
*cue my face of shock and anger*
DH: "I thought that was a cute thing pregnant women liked to happen!"
Me: "Stop talking."