Funny Sh*t my H has said/done

kerris713

So this is how I just found my DH after putting our D down for bed. So I guess we're not having movie night...

poetryandoceans

Back when the pregnancy was still a new thing, I was searching for, you know, those first physical signs of pregnancy. And so as I am changing outfits, I turn to my husband and ask "Have my boobs gotten any bigger?"

*Note that I have been a lifelong card carrying member of the itty bitty titty committee, so boob growth was a big deal for me.

He tilts his head to one side, examines me carefully, and then says, "Well, veiner maybe." 

*sad trombone*

(Story has a mildly happy ending, in that my barely Bs are now almost busting out of the D cups I just bought. But bras be expensive, yo. This can stop happening anytime... I can't wear sports bras to work.)

Partyof6?

This just popped up on my time hop.  Its 3 years ago, and no idea how this happened, lol.