FFFC 08.19.2016

mothernorth

MRSCORKER

Someone brought munchkin donuts in to work again today and I ate like 9 of them. At this point, screw it. I'm huge anyway. 

mothernorth

I drink straight out of the 2 liters of soda at my house when nobody is around, but get onto anybody else if they even think about doing that.

CopperBoom86

I bought a bag of Halloween candy for "the office" the other day, but I've yet to share it with anyone and it's almost gone.


And by "the other day," I mean yesterday. 

booksandicecream

@AllyTheKid Ditto! Especially now that I'm seriously craving caffeine but still trying to pretend I'm not drinking it, I take just one sip out of the bottle whenever I need a hit...

My FFFC is I have been giving in to my cravings. Caffeine and ice cream and yesterday I went on an American baking spree with Brookies and Toll-house cookies and I have no intention of sharing! 

mothernorth

I WANT THAT IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW @books&icecream

Look at that chocolate chip just sitting there, being all perfectly gooey and melty and tantalizing as fuck... 

kmtz89

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THAT PHOTO BUT I NEED THAT IN MY BELLY @books&icecream

emmaaa

I need those, now!

LauraPCOS

@books&icecream O.O GIMME!!!!! No seriously get in my belly now!!

amye102485

What is this deliciousness and why isn't it at my house?! Ugh, I need some cookies.

krzyriver

Stop making me hungry!!

My FFFC: someone I know is due this Oct too, so I'm always paranoid she might be lurking here. So I usually alter details of stories I'm telling you guys to protect my identity. But then I get paranoid that something I say will contradict and you guys will think I'm catfishing you. Lol

serenaxo84

@mrscorker I LOVE chocolate munchkins...I could eat 7 of them easily.

@allythekid I also do that but yell whenever I see someone else do it. My own germs don't bother me.

ignoscemihi

@books&icecream those look amazing.

My confession is not food-related, sadly.  I don't want my belly button to pop out.  I'm already grossed out by my belly button (I hate when anyone touches it.  I have an irrational fear that it's going to unravel and my guts are going to spill out.), so the thought of it becoming an outtie creeps me out.

edited to fix typo.

serenaxo84

CopperBoom86 said:

I bought a bag of Halloween candy for "the office" the other day, but I've yet to share it with anyone and it's almost gone.


And by "the other day," I mean yesterday. 

@copperboom86 someone brought in a bag of candy corns- which I LOVE. and I just threw a whole handful in my mouth because I really had to pee and didn't want to bring them in the bathroom with me.

waterfall213

@ignoscemihi My belly button pops ridiculously early, like by 24 weeks.

Mine is that I've been having inappropriate dreams about an 18 year old from church. 

ignoscemihi

@waterfall213 mine didn't at all with my first, so I was hoping it wouldn't this time, but it's getting veeeeery close.

amye102485

Mine today is I haven't been taking my bed rest seriously the past couple of weeks. I got tired of laying all the time, so I get up A LOT and do most things for myself and my daughter. My dr. told me to stay on strict bed rest until 34 weeks, but my mental state wasn't going to last that long. 

ibabyloveb87

To continue the food confessions.... I've been pissed off about how awful our new coworker is so I've had ice cream every day this week.

ashleymn-2

I'm waiting impatiently for my SO to go to work so I can go eat cookies and chocolate oatmeal.

emmaaa

@ignoscemihi Me neither! I have a REALLY deep innie normally but it has definitely goteen more shallow. Now, when I lay on my side it is a little poked out around the edges. It's just weird to me.

LauraPCOS

@ignoscemihi @emmaaa I'm the same! My hubby calls my belly button the black hole because it's so deep, even he's creeped out now that you can touch the bottom.  I'm just hoping it doesn't pop out in the last 7 weeks.

serenaxo84

@amye102485 I feel your pain. I was only on strict bed rest for a month and it was so horrible. I am on modified bed rest now and basically am doing everything that I used to do besides exercise, deep cleaning the house and carrying DS1. It's rough. I hope though that you do slow down a bit- you definitely don't want to over do it.

annabenanna

I open this thread and I find @books&icecream's baked goods starting me in the face.  This is cruel!  I want some too!!!

amye102485

@serenaxo84 I'm definitely not deep cleaning or exercising, I'm mostly just fixing food for us and helping DD if she needs something. I've still been good about not lifting anything. Its just I've been on bed rest for 10 weeks and it's like enough is enough!

Schell2013

I told my daughter she couldn't have a fruit snack cause supper was in 10 minutes. Meanwhile I was pigging out on one and had it hidden so she couldn't see it. I do this way more often than I care to admit with all sorts of stuff through the day. 

annabenanna

I've been stalking my baby registry and am always surprised/shocked when someone is generous ("oh wow!  they got us that???  I'm so surprised and feel so humbled!")  but also sometimes shocked/surprised when someone is so cheap ("they went on a 15K trip to Tahiti and they got us a pacifier holder thats $7?").  I feel shitty judging, but also can't help these awful evil thoughts that come into my head.  

kamroberts

It has been over 100 degrees here all week and my air conditioning system is broken. DH & I have been waiting about a week now for our new system to arrive and for the home warranty company/the air conditioning company to get it together and schedule an appointment to come out and replace our system. Being 8 months pregnant and living in 100 degree heat is miserable! I've called the warranty company and the air conditioning company everyday trying to get this whole process expedited. Oh and DH also can't stand the heat so we've basically been awful people to be around this past week. 

CopperBoom86

@annabenanna - I felt that way when I saw someone had bought us 2 packs of hangers. I was like, are you kidding me, cheap ass?! Then at my shower, I opened a gift bag with the most beautiful handmade, monogramed quilt for her crib... and in the bottom of the bag was two packs of hangers. I felt like a total asshole lol. 

annabenanna

lol @CopperBoom86!  You're right you're right, I can't make a judgement yet until the baby shower.  Hahahaha.  I'll contain my judgements and hope for the best!  

kamroberts

@ignoscemihi I'm 32 weeks & my belly button hasn't popped out yet either. I also really hate it when anyone touches my belly button. It's like the strangest feeling ever! 

mothernorth

So my brother just got into town yesterday... we 'visited' briefly on my porch this morning. And by visit, I mean he asked to use my phone to check FB, call his friend, and ask my other brother if he could have some of his muscle relaxers from his back injury =/
Now I am going to lock all of my doors and find as many reasons as I can to leave my house, stay out, and not be anywhere around for him to find me.

MRSCORKER

@kamroberts I feel for you! We went to the movies one night a couple of months ago and came home to an 80 degree house and broken AC. I swear, it was broken for maybe a few hours and H was already talking about getting a hotel room! Luckily, he was able to fix it before we went to bed. 

annabenanna

AllyTheKid said:

So my brother just got into town yesterday... we 'visited' briefly on my porch this morning. And by visit, I mean he asked to use my phone to check FB, call his friend, and ask my other brother if he could have some of his muscle relaxers from his back injury =/
Now I am going to lock all of my doors and find as many reasons as I can to leave my house, stay out, and not be anywhere around for him to find me.

Ally, that's awful.  I'd be hiding from him too.  Please tell me he's 16 (because then it's a little bit excusable).  

kmtz89

my fffc is that sometimes I "search" for O16 on the bump to see if anyone is talking about us....

mothernorth

@annabenanna Unfortunately no, he's just a 22-year-old drug addict. I love him, but I don't trust him. He stole from my son, my brother, and my sister-in-law before he ran away to California. I can tell he's withdrawing right now too and I know he'll do anything he can to get what he wants, so I am just going to make myself scarce so I don't seem like a readily available resource. 

CopperBoom86

@kmolleltz - Why has it never occurred to me to do that?! Brilliant! 

kmtz89

meh... we're mostly boring @copperboom86 haha

jennielu

@waterfall213, me too! Dirty dreams every night. 

My confession is that I had three breakfasts today. It's now 11 and I don't know how I'm going to make it another hour for lunch. . .

ibabyloveb87

Also went to lunch with my friend who is nervous about some stuff going on. So therefore she didn't eat much. I ate all her fries......after I inhaled mine. 

mothernorth

@jennielu I would kill for three breakfasts!

samkins

I think 3D ultrasounds are super creepy. We did one last week for the grandparents and it took all.of.my willpower not to jump off the table. I choose to picture my baby much cuter and as a whole.person, not with weird lumps