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Gingersnap

foxrosy said:

Maybe a pumpkin spice Durex can create a more palatable experience for those who don't enjoy giving a BJ? 

Oh good lord that sounds like the stuff nightmares are made of. 

foxrosy

@MrsDramaK that's pretty awesome! I love flavored lube for all its BJ magic. 

@Gingersnap I laughed so hard at your comment! 

Gretchypoo

idk how you ladies are talking about bjs. my gag reflex has never been worse-- every night is a struggle to get my prenatal vitamins down, much less entertain a pumpkin spiced dick.

glitterdragon-2

PerraSucia said:

Posh Spice is my spirit animal

She was always my favorite. 

foxrosy

Mmmm pumpkin spiced dick....
**Cue Barry White music**

Xstatic3333

Gretchypoo said:

idk how you ladies are talking about bjs. my gag reflex has never been worse-- every night is a struggle to get my prenatal vitamins down, much less entertain a pumpkin spiced dick.

Yeah, those were an AF-only occurrence for me, and are therefore currently obsolete. I've kept a decent sex drive though, so my H is just fine. 

scifichick09

In an effort to try and turn me on, Hubby offered to put Pumpkin Butter on his penis....uhm...I love pumpkin butter...but pass.

Gretchypoo

lmfao @foxrosy that made me spit out my drink :-)

@Xstatic3333 same here. All the fun, just no blowies ;-)

Gingersnap

scifichick09 said:

In an effort to try and turn me on, Hubby offered to put Pumpkin Butter on his penis....uhm...I love pumpkin butter...but pass.

Hhhmmmmm. I really like KerryGold...

foxrosy

@scifichick09 I have never even heard of pumpkin butter. Just like pumpkin flavored lube. I tell ya, I've learned a pumpkin thing or two here today. Thanks ladies!

Jlk2016

I don't mind flavored lubes, but just a nice ole plain penis for the blowies is much preferred!! I'm mostly likely the minority here.... I LOVE BLOWIES!!!!! Yummmmy!

scifichick09

I mostly just don't like blowies because I have TMJ and they hurt my jaw.

NiceyMeany

@Jlk2016 Team Beej over here, too.  So much fun.

Gingersnap

NiceyMeany said:

@Jlk2016 Team Beej over here, too.  So much fun.

WHAT?!

MrsDramaK

BJs are a necessary evil honestly.

poetryandoceans

Because I just got here, I feel like I should make my feelings on blow jobs known, because clearly that is a requirement to be part of F17. Don't mind them, can be somewhat enjoyable, but hard pass on the sweet flavoured lube/condoms. Now, if they had a nice savoury flavour I could maybe get on board... or, like, cabernet flavoured lube. 

scifichick09

Bacon lube. I'd try that.

NiceyMeany

Gingersnap said:

NiceyMeany said:

@Jlk2016 Team Beej over here, too.  So much fun.

WHAT?!

It's okay, boo.  It doesn't mean anything.  I'm thinking of you the whole time.

Starfish113

poetryandoceans said:

Because I just got here, I feel like I should make my feelings on blow jobs known, because clearly that is a requirement to be part of F17. Don't mind them, can be somewhat enjoyable, but hard pass on the sweet flavoured lube/condoms. Now, if they had a nice savoury flavour I could maybe get on board... or, like, cabernet flavoured lube. 

It's true, you must have a stance on them. And I'm happy to see you're on the right side

Gretchypoo

Team No Action strikes again!! also, wine flavored lube needs to happen... @poetryandoceans you should copyright that. you'd make a killing.

poetryandoceans

I'll become the lube magnate of the 21st century. 

poofwok

Gretchypoo said:

Team No Action strikes again!! also, wine flavored lube needs to happen... @poetryandoceans you should copyright that. you'd make a killing.

Wine flavored lube? Bonus points if it can get you drunk. 

poetryandoceans

See, I was thinking the main appeal would be being able to taste a nice cab whenever I wanted for the next 5 months; it getting you drunk would get in the way of that. But maybe it would just taste like the dealcoholized wine without the booze? That would be sad. I'd never get investors if it tasted like that...

poofwok

@poetryandoceans I'm just saying it would make giving bj's more appealing to me in general if I could get a nice little buzz out of it!

poetryandoceans

@concreteangell I'm with you there. Though if I'm being honest, those usually happen after I've already had a few. Boozy lube might put me over the edge...

Gingersnap

concreteangell said:

Gretchypoo said:

Team No Action strikes again!! also, wine flavored lube needs to happen... @poetryandoceans you should copyright that. you'd make a killing.

Wine flavored lube? Bonus points if it can get you drunk. 

Now you guys are on to something! 

cjs260

BJs suck big peen. But that @poetryandoceans is onto something with the wine flavored lube. 

poetryandoceans

cjs260 said:

BJs suck big peen. But that @poetryandoceans is onto something with the wine flavored lube. 

This is the best example of a tautology that I can never use with my freshman English class. 

skiingstark

Not a bj fan,I think to much about thinking that I am putting my mouth around where he pees. I am not above though offering it up when I need him to do something he does not want to do :P

I really can get on the wine lube ban wagon though...

Partyof6?

I wondered how much love pumpkin spice cheerios could possibly be getting . . .I had no idea that we had switched over through newbie causing drama to pumpkin spice penis.   

On the last, ewwwwww. Gagging reflex is so strong, plus, well, I can barely get my mouth wide enough for the dentist, we don't do that around here.  TMJ.

Xstatic3333

Yeah in all seriousness flavored lube is a big N-O from me. All set with that. 

lfrank12

Gretchypoo said:

idk how you ladies are talking about bjs. my gag reflex has never been worse-- every night is a struggle to get my prenatal vitamins down, much less entertain a pumpkin spiced dick.

@Gretchypoo I almost spit my water out laughing so hard while reading this at work!

foxrosy

I enjoy giving a good BJ every now and again. Wine lube would be everyone winning all around. You get a BJ! And you get a BJ, and YOU get a BJ!!! In my Oprah Winfrey voice. 

jab3-2

lfrank12 said:

Gretchypoo said:

idk how you ladies are talking about bjs. my gag reflex has never been worse-- every night is a struggle to get my prenatal vitamins down, much less entertain a pumpkin spiced dick.

@Gretchypoo I almost spit my water out laughing so hard while reading this at work!

This. I'm dying over here at entertaining a pumpkin spiced dick HAHA I love it

tentacular

Because IDGAF about pumpkin spiced anything, I missed out on a whole lot of fun. Lesson learned. 

BlondePeanut

Yea, another +1 to Spice Girls here too, lol....do you ladies remember the movie "Spice World"? I had that shit on VHS lmao...my husband would be like and WTF is this??? LMAO to the assless chaps and alien grabbing Scary's boob 

kswiger06

WTF stuck in a bunch of boxes and can't get out

kswiger06

BlondePeanut said:

Yea, another +1 to Spice Girls here too, lol....do you ladies remember the movie "Spice World"? I had that shit on VHS lmao...my husband would be like and WTF is this??? LMAO to the assless chaps and alien grabbing Scary's boob 

OK this is better lol.... I remember when the movie came out and I really wanted to see it, my cousin who is 5 years older than me also wanted to see it, so she ended up taking me!! My parents had no interest in seeing it at all lol

FishyMom

I can remember going to the movie theatre with my best friend to see Spice World.  I was soooo cool!

Patience7150

Gretchypoo said:

idk how you ladies are talking about bjs. my gag reflex has never been worse-- every night is a struggle to get my prenatal vitamins down, much less entertain a pumpkin spiced dick.

Choked on my prenatals this morning for the first time in weeks...was almost instantly reminded of you, and then thought about a pumpkin spiced dick, and gagged more. TY for that association.