Twatwaffle Tuesday

erin7264

Anybody? I know we're right in the thick of it with lots of posters going into labor and the rest in the zombie postpartum stage. 

Mine is the stupid appliance delivery service... They gave me a four hour window and I just know they are going to show up without calling while I'm pumping or something equally inappropriate. And the guy better not talk to my boob's this time. 

jwittwer

The parents of a child that goes to DD's daycare. Apparently contracted hand foot and mouth and now DD's been exposed. Thankfully she wasn't there too long today and went in later than normal yesterday, but the damage is already done. Daycare provider told me to keep DD home the rest of the week to ensure she doesn't have symptoms and that she can return next week. Not only do I need to disinfect the house, I now need to be home with her the next few days. Not the way I was expecting to spend the last few days before my due date... I'm legit pissed right now.

LF93

Still pregnant. That's my only complaint every day and will be my only complaint until this baby comes! I'm so sick of me complaining at this stage!

elldel

My body is the TW. I'm nearly 47 hours into induction and am not moving past 3 cm, 70% effaced, and -2/-3 station. I hate this. 

Heathereaddy

My twatwaffle are people who ask me how things are going with the baby or how's motherhood when they don't actually want an honest answer. Especially people without kids. I love my baby but its really stressful so far and I'm sleep deprived and feeling isolated. They just want to hear about the joys of motherhood bc the truth seems to make them uncomfortable. Don't ask if you don't want to know. In my state, I have less than no interest in giving you a rainbow filled bullshit response. 

deuxbouledogues

@Heathereaddy haha I remember like 4 days PP barely surviving and people saying "OMG aren't newborns the best? You will miss this stage!" I wanted to choke them out. Just shut up, bring me coffee, and snuggle my baby so I can go rinse off the breast milk and spit up that's taken permanent residency on my body. 

Heathereaddy

@theshannondee
Haha Yes! People keep saying "oh don't you just love this stage?" And I'm like fuck no! I'm ready to not feel like a cow and somewhat like a functioning human again. 

DachshundMomma

My TW is everyone who keeps pointing out the fact that I'm still pregnant and that I'm still working. They get a 2xTW if they say something along the lInes of "aren't you miserable?". No, this is great. I think this is the best I've ever felt. 

KASG

Everyone who keeps asking me when the baby is coming. Hell if I know!! "Babies come when they want!" remember? "Oh I'm so ready to meet her!" Because...I'M not?!?!

mrsmommya

Umm to the pregnant chick at the thrift store who asked me if I tanned....umm in a tanning bed? NO. Then how are you so tan? Ummmm the sun!!! What an idiot?!

Edited: I am 40w pregnant today...yes lady I have been cooking my baby in a tanning bed

setosh

@mrsmommya I heard that if you tan while pregnant the baby bakes faster! *eye roll*

@elldel I am SO sorry. I hope things are taking a turn for the better. You are an amazing person!