Working baby down?

MaddoxSh

Hi, I'm due july 23rd 2016 but i really want to have my baby the first week of July. And i want to know what can i do to get her to drop or for me to go in labor. I can't get my labor induced that early. I need advice

deuxbouledogues

There is a reason babies need 40 weeks to develop. Just because you WANT to have your baby several weeks early makes me want to say a lot of very unkind things to you. I will try and hold my tongue. My ADVICE is to appreciate the fact you both are healthy enough to go full term. Some of us are not as lucky and are dealing with little ones who really would have benefitted from more time.

benten24

Maybe if you sneeze REALLY hard on purpose you'll just pop that baby out lonngggg before it's due. Because who cares about having a healthy full term baby?!

Weville

If sneezing doesn't work then maybe dance that baby out?  

megstervt

Really, it's already time for this shit?

aimz2377

And after sneezing and dancing, you can wish real hard and click your heels and baby falls out

Edit for gif fail

Weville

Who knew third trimester would be uncomfortable?  No one tells you that. Oh wait- everyone does. 

Kellyj103

Seriously?!?!

LadyFleck

KASG

Meanwhile, I'm due July 31 and hoping she holds out THAT long.

But definitely try the sneezing!

BecauseBabyIamAPug

I'm on bed rest for Pre-E and taking meds for contractions.  My goal is to make it to 37 weeks. 

I don't have time or empathy for this crap.

You signed up for 40 weeks. Suck it up buttercup.

allthingscozy

*Removed due to TOU Violation*

HenchBytch

I was preparing all the gifs but I think you ladies have it covered. Yaaassss July Mamas!

HenchBytch

But also..

danjoly

I would suggest trying to ovulate earlier in October 2015...

mamafox14

Swift justice in July yet again, good work ladies. 

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BecauseBabyIamAPug

Hmmm. OP signed up in Nov. This is her only post, no comments, no Love Its... nothing.


Any one smell some fish?

aimz2377

danjoly said:

I would suggest trying to ovulate earlier in October 2015...

*snort laugh* so much love for this

TattoosandLace

Pray the baby out

thepen15ismighty

danjoly said:

I would suggest trying to ovulate earlier in October 2015...

I just choked on my wine free sangria, which sounds about as awful as OP going full term. 
Try shoving your whole fist up there maybe that will widen your lady bits enough.

Jodi1980

schaze said:

OMFG.....A HAHAHAHAAAAAAA
I just pee peed a little. Dollar store panty liners are EVERYTHING right now!  

Edit: laughing and posted too early 

Jodi1980

I'm starting to think it's a conspiracy and certain month mom's are getting bored and just posting for shits and gigs....I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and hope she really didn't "think" that question in passing but then again, people don't surprise me in the slightest anymore....
I mean shit, my DD is the July 24th and as much pain, sleepless nights and beatings my body is taking to create this little baby, I want more than anything for him to be healthy and okay than to risk him to come out early just for MY benefit of feeling better!
For the ladies that have had their LO early because of complications and situations that jeopardize their health or the babies, I pray you guys made it safely! We are all uncomfortable but looking for ways to  induce weeks earlier is ridiculous....come on, you made it this far...what's a few more weeks?! SMH

nikkimarie159

You remind me of my cousin who is trying to induce labor AT 32 WEEKS. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Good to know your comfort means more to you than your childs.

Nerdchild

nikkimarie159 said:

You remind me of my cousin who is trying to induce labor AT 32 WEEKS. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Good to know your comfort means more to you than your childs.

nikkimarie159

@Nerdchild exactly my reaction..

AshGee18

*Removed for TOU Violation*

Kellyj103

Can we let this thread die? This "user" hasn't been on since she posted it. Smells like a...

allthingscozy

Careful ladies the op isn't around but someone else is reporting here....