wtf wednesday 06/15

rnyland1

Happy Hump Day!

rnyland1

WTF to having the sudden urge to get up and pee every 30 minutes...only to waddle all the way over to the bathroom and find that I have like two drops of pee and that's it. At this rate I will never get anything done at work.

Also, can't believe some of the comments people are getting from people about their size/weight! WTF is wrong with people?! I am a long time sufferer of RBF (resting bitch face), so I think that deters some of the commentary away from me. Almost there people!

adough27

No one gave their seat to me on the subway today. Everyone just looked at the very 8 month pregnant lady and quickly looked away when I stared back. 

dolewhipper

WTF is going on with Orlando?!?!?! 

twinpeaksmama

@rnyland1 I'm now grateful that I suffer from RBF because I agree that it definitely deters people from commenting on my appearance. I can count on one hand the number of times a stranger has said something about my pregnancy and so far none of it has been too bad. 

aimz2377

dolewhipper said:

WTF is going on with Orlando?!?!?! 

I said that this morning when I saw the little boy at Disney. I hope no more tragedies come out of your town. You all have had more than enough. 

Jodi1980

WTF to DH when I asked him for help from the couch last night and he looked at me dumbfounded! I can't do it myself anymore!

blackgirlmagic

@rnyland1 I'm right there with you with having to go to the bathroom every 30 minutes, or so just, for a little amount to come out. I try and hold it as long as possible but then I feel like I'm going to bust. Neither is a win win

LDSJM123

WTF to my insatiable appetite! I'm currently pouring syrup on my 5th pancake. No shame. 

rnyland1

@LDSJM123 I'm obsessed with pancakes right now. YUM.

Also, wtf to youtube not working at work anymore?! I can't stop listening to Hamilton so this seriously disappoints me.

dolewhipper

rnyland1 if you have amazon prime, you can download amazon prime music on your phone and listen to the soundtrack

rnyland1

@dolewhipper yeah I know. But they took away our wifi recently as well because too many people were messing around I guess. I don't have unlimited data so I can't stream music on my phone without it running up my dataplan.  I'm looking to find a different carrier so that I can get on an unlimited plan soon..

sboston06

Wtf to Verizon Fios. Yesterday I got home and out tv and Internet is out. DH spent over an hour troubleshooting and finally they decided to send a tech. Tomorrow. Between 7am and 9pm. Today and tomorrow are my days off so no cable or internet for me  what ever happened to 4-hour appointment windows? I have to be home alllll day tomorrow waiting for them

dolewhipper

@sboston06 I know yesterday I couldn't make or receive any calls from my cell, and MH and I have Verizon. Happened to a few friends too. Maybe it was related and the reason why they can't give you a specific window? Something big must have gotten messed up. 

dolewhipper

rnyland1 One thing I love about the prime music app is that you can download the songs to your phone so you can listen without streaming. If you can find a wifi connection long enough to download, you can listen to it whenever you want I love it for flights and commuting since it doesn't use any data. 

randishane011804

@dolewhipper Agreed! I was saying that Monday and then heard about the poor baby today! Holy Moly! I pray they at least find him.  

rnyland1

@dolewhipper ah ok. That's a great idea, thanks!

TiffRox81

@dolewhipper With Prime you can download music?!?? I must learn more about this feature!!!

brandiK

@rnyland1 and @BeachTigress this is my life. It's so unsatisfying. And my WTF on top of that is now I'm going into an arthroscopic procedure where there's liters of water flowing for a couple hours. Woe is me. 

dolewhipper

TiffRox81 said:

@dolewhipper With Prime you can download music?!?? I must learn more about this feature!!!

Its amazing. Anything Prime you can add to your Playlist and then from there you can choose to add it to your cloud or your phone. Choose phone and you don't have to stream. Unfortunately it'll delete if/when the song is no longer supported by Prime (has only happened once for me though).

austinjl

Wtf to me having a dream that I left a baby in a hot car and forgot about her.....

joleri23

WTF to my vivid dream last night where I not only gave birth to a boy (we're Team Pink) but he was like already a toddler and we had absolutely no clothes and supplies for him!

mamafox14

WTF to my dumb cat (who I love dearly) who is always eating stupid shit. Apparently he ate some packing tape, you know for its delicate taste. So this morning he comes running out of the cat box with a horrified look on his face, skidding out on the kitchen floor and then dragging his butt all over the house trying to get the tape out of his butt. Now there's a literal trail of shit everywhere. Props to my husband for cleaning it up as I ran to hide in the bathroom.

abpl2014

dolewhipper said:

TiffRox81 said:

@dolewhipper With Prime you can download music?!?? I must learn more about this feature!!!

Its amazing. Anything Prime you can add to your Playlist and then from there you can choose to add it to your cloud or your phone. Choose phone and you don't have to stream. Unfortunately it'll delete if/when the song is no longer supported by Prime (has only happened once for me though).

It's amazing my DH and I love it! It's very user friendly and so nice that once you download the songs you don't have to stream! It has been our saving grace while in the NICU giving us something to help the time pass! And we put a baby playlist of lullabies together for Henry when we have to leave the hospital at night.  

TiffRox81

@stellaluna14 Ok this made me laugh!! I knew a cat that was a compulsive tape eater. Never thought about the aftermath, lol!!

Kellyj103

WTF to having cotton mouth in the middle of the night. During the day I drink over 3 gallons of water but I try to cut myself off around 8:30 so I can sleep. Last night I woke up 3 times with incessant thirsty and of course 3 other times to pee. I feel like a zombie. 

Brittnic531

WTF self! I just cut myself shaving and you would've thought I'd chopped off a limb with all the blood.  This is why I don't shave. 

Nerdchild

dolewhipper said:

WTF is going on with Orlando?!?!?! 

Add 'gator warning' signs. Find some way to vent the lagoons from the major waterways to keep gators out. Maybe, just maybe, parents need to consider that 'No wading/swimming' signs are there for a very good reason and not let their child go in there? It's all so damned preventable!

[Deleted User]

WTF internet that keeps going out! I can't get stuff done when you're not cooperating.

Jodi1980

stellaluna14 said:

WTF to my dumb cat (who I love dearly) who is always eating stupid shit. Apparently he ate some packing tape, you know for its delicate taste. So this morning he comes running out of the cat box with a horrified look on his face, skidding out on the kitchen floor and then dragging his butt all over the house trying to get the tape out of his butt. Now there's a literal trail of shit everywhere. Props to my husband for cleaning it up as I ran to hide in the bathroom.

Your cat should be in TLC's My Strange Addiction....LOL

Ever see the lady that eats chalk or the guy that has a sexual attraction/arousal to his car or the ever favorite widow that eats her husband's cremains. I think your cat is pretty tame by those standards but hysterical nonetheless. 

HenchBytch

@rnyland1 @dolewhipper You can also download amazon music to your PC and sign in. Voila! All of your saved music is there and you can stream whatever else that's on Prime at your desk.

MDmomma1217

Wtf to my mom getting upset when I give her updates on how big the baby is. He has been consistently measuring big, today's growth scan (I'm 35w 5d) shows he's measuring at 39 weeks, and estimated 8 pounds 3 ounces. She gets upset that my midwives are going to "let me" go full term....even though I've explained to her over and over again just because the baby is big doesn't mean he's finished developing. It's hard enough that I'm trying to mentally prepare myself for the possibility of a c-section if he is huge and things don't work out with a vaginal delivery, I don't need the extra drama in my ear.

AAAG13

Wtf DH. This week we both have some sort of cold. Apparently he is dying and exhausted even though I know he got 7 solid hours of sleep because I was up 6 times last night. I'm convinced if men had to be pregnant we as a people would not exist. 

jennyleigh16

@AAAG13

jennyleigh16

@jodi1980 MH and I have been joking about that guy and his car for years!! Nathaniel and his car Chase! I'd almost forgotten!! 

HenchBytch

I should've never opened these damn gummy worms someone gave to me to give to my son. I ate half the stupid bag and now I might throw up.

mamafox14

@HenchBytch my husband brought my sour gummy worms the other night and I accidentally ate the whole bag and then had to barf immediately. It was...not my finest hour. 

HenchBytch

@stellaluna14 These are sour gummies, too. I am definitely heading in that direction. UGH. At least it won't hurt coming back up, right?

Jodi1980

Give me all of them...my appetite is like Chinese food, it ALWAYS makes you hungry an hour later!

sboston06

I loooove anything sour...worms, bears, patch kids. Give them all to me!   One time I ate so many sour patch kids I made my tongue bleed. Not my finest hour!

DominiqueU

sboston06 said:

I loooove anything sour...worms, bears, patch kids. Give them all to me!   One time I ate so many sour patch kids I made my tongue bleed. Not my finest hour!

I love sour gummy worms and I've been craving them so badly, but they are not GD friendly so I've been avoiding them..

But your bleeding tongue story reminds me of early on in this pregnancy when I ate so many salt and vinegar chips that the skin on my tongue started to shed. It was gross, but I'd kill for some salt and vinegar chips right now...