You know you're the mom of a newborn when...

tgortney

When no one on your BMB is suprised you're bumping at 3am and 6am because they're up feeding too.

sarawifenow

When you are already feeling terrible about LO getting their two month shots and you burst into tears while holding them. Cole gets his on Tuesday. 

hollywoodave531

*lurking from June-now a May mom*

When the only math you now do on a daily basis is all about ounces fed and pumped. 

When you you officially will never catch up on this seasons Game of Thrones episodes. 

JoMunson

hollywoodave531 said:

*lurking from June-now a May mom*

When the only math you now do on a daily basis is all about ounces fed and pumped. 

When you you officially will never catch up on this seasons Game of Thrones episodes. 

Ez and I watch it on my phone after his 6am changing on Mondays

and_peggy

When you get peed on, pooped on and thrown up on in 12 hours and you go about your day like it never happened.

businessmama

When at night, all you want is for your baby to fall asleep so you can go to sleep, but when he does, you check on him every couple of minutes because he is so quiet and you are paranoid... So you still don't get sleep.

Bltbear82

When you ask your husband to put a dirty onesie in the sink with the pile of other poopsplosion clothing from today to wash. This second baby is having blowouts left and right, I was not prepared for that. 

JoMunson

When you change your babies clothes if he so much as spits up on them, but you could have poop on your three day old yoga pants and still not feel the need to change.

tgortney

When your baby has baby acne so you put breast milk on his face, in which DH whispers to the baby "mommy is doing weird things again"

yogahh

I'm still wearing the pants she peed on from last night and never showered today. Dirt bag mommy. 

evalynn24

You cry after an outing because you had to let baby wail in the back seat while you drove and then when you got home and took him out of the car seat he just stared at you like, "why would you let me cry for so long?" That face just got me  

saladflambe

You start to master nursing while walking, peeing, cooking, and eating