For Fun: #PregnantWorldProblems

saladflambe

A twist on "First World Problems" ... post your pregnancy-related (or pregnancy-induced) "Pregnant World Problems" 
Just for fun

saladflambe

I am so. tired. of peeing.
#PregnantWorldProblems

missnc77

When you bend over to pick something up and inadvertently end up farting on your husband only to have him make the most confused expression ever, causing you to simultaneously laugh and cry in embarrassment. Then from so many things happening at once, you lose all control "down there" completely and top it off by peeing on yourself causing the confused expression on your husband's face to become pure terror.

I will never live that moment down.

rlworzalla

I am tired of people staring at my belly.  I'm pregnant.  Get over it.

When will pants fit properly again?!

wsgjmw1

When the allotted 200mg of caffeine a day is just NOT ENOUGH.
#sodamntired

VS2016

Sitting upright is not longer a pleasant experience. 

kbrands7

Parking your car and realizing that you can't get out...so you need to repark somewhere with no car/small car to the left.

TXmamatobe

When you don't know if it's safe to fart or if poop is going to come out instead. Always be on guard. More like third tri problems. 

rlworzalla

@missnc77 DH did something this morning (that my pregnancy brain has already forgotten) and I started laughing, then crying, then laughing.  He asked what was wrong, and I could barely choke out "I just peed myself!" before waddling off to the bathroom!

VS2016

When getting out of bed takes a strategy 

PYLWhammy

TXmamatobe said:

When you don't know if it's safe to fart or if poop is going to come out instead. Always be on guard. More like third tri problems. 

I'll fart and pee comes out. Even if I didn't think I had to pee at all.

missnc77

@rlworzalla - I HATE that. I got so mad at my husband last week for making me laugh and pee a little. I had just pulled a freshly clean pair of PJ pants out of the dryer, and they lasted 5 minutes. I should start wearing pads, but I only drip if I'm working out or if someone makes me laugh hard.

TXmamatobe

When you base decisions concerning attending dinner or other social events on how willing you are to put on pants and a bra. 

tgortney

TXmamatobe said:

When you base decisions concerning attending dinner or other social events on how willing you are to put on pants and a bra. 

This is kinda me, pregnant or not.

LovingLife!

When you glare at every parent at pickup that parks closer to the school than you. 

mello13

When all you want is to eat, but heartburn from hell ruins it every time. #PWP

tgortney

When you have a broken foot and it's swollen. But you have no idea if it's from being broken or being pregnant. #Pwp

RSaini

VS2016 said:

When getting out of bed takes a strategy 

This is the worst i swear!! and also i am so tired of peeing all the time!

Charissadeats

When you get invited to do all the things you want to do (music in the park, food markets) but have to decline and explain that you can't walk that far anymore.

arj14

The day brushing my teeth stops triggering my gag reflex will be a fine day indeed.

Also the end of snissing.

evalynn24

When you are counting change and drop some on the ground and your coworker immediately knows you are going to ask her to get it for you.

#pregnantworldproblems

mumbolino

When you want to keep eating and stuff your face but can't because you physically cannot fit another bite in your crowded squashed belly :-( 

saladflambe

When you cry because animals are fluffy... 

LondonToSavannah

Wishing you had a bidet in your bathroom...oh the struggle of wiping properly!

littlebb22

PYLWhammy said:

TXmamatobe said:

When you don't know if it's safe to fart or if poop is going to come out instead. Always be on guard. More like third tri problems. 

I'll fart and pee comes out. Even if I didn't think I had to pee at all.

Yepppp

Spylon

When you weigh the pros and cons of calling in sick to work every morning because you're so damn tired, and just not sure you'll even be able to heave yourself out of bed. #PWP

wsgjmw1

arj14 said:

The day brushing my teeth stops triggering my gag reflex will be a fine day indeed.

Also the end of snissing.

THIS THIS THIS

SweetRhthm

When you forget how wide you've become and your hips knock things off of tables* when you walk by. 

*or bump erasers off of dry-erase board trays...or pull half a row of interlocked folding chairs down an aisle with you...shall I go on?

jageller

LondonToSavannah said:

Wishing you had a bidet in your bathroom...oh the struggle of wiping properly!

Wiped so much already since this morning that I'm bleeding back there. Oh, the humanity!

swflJD

VS2016 said:

When getting out of bed takes a strategy

^^This!  As I was trying to get out of bed the other day, I told DH that I felt like a turtle stranded on its back. Now, he thinks it's hilarious to refer to me as his "little turtle."  Ugh!  #PWP

dsmith211

SweetRhthm said:

When you forget how wide you've become and your hips knock things off of tables* when you walk by. 

*or bump erasers off of dry-erase board trays...or pull half a row of interlocked folding chairs down an aisle with you...shall I go on?

I literally do this in the morning meeting we have in my leads office every single day. It's a running joke now. 

kp90

When you have to strategically plan where to sit in meetings for fear you will have to pee and not be able to get out of the crowded room.

saladflambe

When sitting in your husband's big comfy recliner is a commitment, so you have to survey the area and decide if anything needs to be done/you need to have anything else nearby to avoid getting up anytime soon...

VS2016

Klittle779

Napped while DS did.  The nap was amazing. Had a dream I wasn't pregnant anymore and had my old body back ..... Woke up to being kicked in the ribs by LO and realized I'm still a cow. #imissmybody. 

KidShrink

When your stomach is growling, and the growling comes from between your boobs and the sides of your belly. 

bookelf221

VS2016 said:

The top one! YES! Every dr appointment I'm asked if I've had any contractions and my answer is always "I don't think so......." which then leads to me having to explain that I'll get a cramping like sensation that goes away after I go to the bathroom

jageller

ILs will be here any minute and I've been sitting here contemplating vacuuming for so long that I haven't managed to get dressed yet. It's 4pm.

avidkeo

The joy when you go to the loo and its a normal poop rather than sheep pallets... 

VS2016

VS2016