I have a twatwaffle now. My fetus (is that allowed?), who decided that my dinner of a very delicious BBQ chicken salad was not something that should stay down and we should have a refresher on what first trimester was like. Not cool little one. Not cool.
My TW is my moms ENTIRE side of the family..... I made the mistake of joining them today for lunch. First thing out of my uncles mouth was "Look out! Wide load coming through!" Uh, dude, have you LOOKED in the fucking mirror, you 300+lb asshole? Then, my 2 aunts decided to rip me to shreds for not sharing my daughters name with them until we announce at our shower. One of them was also livid that I wasn't willing to change the date of the shower. Sorry lady, you don't give two shits about me or my husband, and that was the weekend that worked best for my MIL. Why does MIL have to be there? Oh, I don't know, maybe its because she's my MOTHER IN LAW?!?! My daughters GRANDMOTHER!!!! THEN!!! My moms creepy pseudo pedophile of a cousin, who knows I have a huge thing about personal space and when people touch my belly, decided that instead of touching my belly, he was going to essentially spank my ass. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! I left after that. I'm pretty sure I pissed some people off, but don't touch me when you already know I don't like being touched.
@ahernandez16, @VikingGirl12 and @sdLindenberg - I have no words. Other than I'm sufficiently impressed that non of you landed in jail for assault of any of those aholes...
Oh, man. I'm glad that the heartburn was keeping me up again tonight so that I was lurking through various boards (I haven't had much opportunity to stalk you all since the one or two other times I posted because life has been kind of crazy and I'm barely keeping up with my own board on some days and holy shit am I apparently very very far behind. Sorry ladies, I'll try to do better!)
But anyways - @palisson - do you mind if I share some of what you posted with the May ladies? Or at least tag you in a post to let them know to check this thread out? I'm pretty sure there are more than one or two that it would help to see that information. I definitely wish I had thought of that sooner - it might help DH a bit since he isn't eligible for FMLA leave until July.
Also, I'm sorry to the rest of you about your Twatwaffles. My little May heart burns with fury at the injustices that you all are suffering with, and it's not just because I can't take any TUMS right now. People just really, really suck sometimes.
My TW is my moms ENTIRE side of the family..... I made the mistake of joining them today for lunch. First thing out of my uncles mouth was "Look out! Wide load coming through!" Uh, dude, have you LOOKED in the fucking mirror, you 300+lb asshole? Then, my 2 aunts decided to rip me to shreds for not sharing my daughters name with them until we announce at our shower. One of them was also livid that I wasn't willing to change the date of the shower. Sorry lady, you don't give two shits about me or my husband, and that was the weekend that worked best for my MIL. Why does MIL have to be there? Oh, I don't know, maybe its because she's my MOTHER IN LAW?!?! My daughters GRANDMOTHER!!!! THEN!!! My moms creepy pseudo pedophile of a cousin, who knows I have a huge thing about personal space and when people touch my belly, decided that instead of touching my belly, he was going to essentially spank my ass. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! I left after that. I'm pretty sure I pissed some people off, but don't touch me when you already know I don't like being touched.
My TW is my moms ENTIRE side of the family..... I made the mistake of joining them today for lunch. First thing out of my uncles mouth was "Look out! Wide load coming through!" Uh, dude, have you LOOKED in the fucking mirror, you 300+lb asshole? Then, my 2 aunts decided to rip me to shreds for not sharing my daughters name with them until we announce at our shower. One of them was also livid that I wasn't willing to change the date of the shower. Sorry lady, you don't give two shits about me or my husband, and that was the weekend that worked best for my MIL. Why does MIL have to be there? Oh, I don't know, maybe its because she's my MOTHER IN LAW?!?! My daughters GRANDMOTHER!!!! THEN!!! My moms creepy pseudo pedophile of a cousin, who knows I have a huge thing about personal space and when people touch my belly, decided that instead of touching my belly, he was going to essentially spank my ass. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! I left after that. I'm pretty sure I pissed some people off, but don't touch me when you already know I don't like being touched.
He spanked your ass?!?
Yeah!!!! I literally came home after that and tried to melt my skin off in a hot shower.... Ugh. I still feel so violated! Lol.
My TW is my moms ENTIRE side of the family..... I made the mistake of joining them today for lunch. First thing out of my uncles mouth was "Look out! Wide load coming through!" Uh, dude, have you LOOKED in the fucking mirror, you 300+lb asshole? Then, my 2 aunts decided to rip me to shreds for not sharing my daughters name with them until we announce at our shower. One of them was also livid that I wasn't willing to change the date of the shower. Sorry lady, you don't give two shits about me or my husband, and that was the weekend that worked best for my MIL. Why does MIL have to be there? Oh, I don't know, maybe its because she's my MOTHER IN LAW?!?! My daughters GRANDMOTHER!!!! THEN!!! My moms creepy pseudo pedophile of a cousin, who knows I have a huge thing about personal space and when people touch my belly, decided that instead of touching my belly, he was going to essentially spank my ass. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! I left after that. I'm pretty sure I pissed some people off, but don't touch me when you already know I don't like being touched.
He spanked your ass?!?
Yeah!!!! I literally came home after that and tried to melt my skin off in a hot shower.... Ugh. I still feel so violated! Lol.
WTAF. GROSS. Was anyone else horrified?! My LAWD, what an awful lunch.
My TW is my moms ENTIRE side of the family..... I made the mistake of joining them today for lunch. First thing out of my uncles mouth was "Look out! Wide load coming through!" Uh, dude, have you LOOKED in the fucking mirror, you 300+lb asshole? Then, my 2 aunts decided to rip me to shreds for not sharing my daughters name with them until we announce at our shower. One of them was also livid that I wasn't willing to change the date of the shower. Sorry lady, you don't give two shits about me or my husband, and that was the weekend that worked best for my MIL. Why does MIL have to be there? Oh, I don't know, maybe its because she's my MOTHER IN LAW?!?! My daughters GRANDMOTHER!!!! THEN!!! My moms creepy pseudo pedophile of a cousin, who knows I have a huge thing about personal space and when people touch my belly, decided that instead of touching my belly, he was going to essentially spank my ass. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! I left after that. I'm pretty sure I pissed some people off, but don't touch me when you already know I don't like being touched.
He spanked your ass?!?
Yeah!!!! I literally came home after that and tried to melt my skin off in a hot shower.... Ugh. I still feel so violated! Lol.
WTAF. GROSS. Was anyone else horrified?! My LAWD, what an awful lunch.
Nope. To them, it's normal behavior from him. My H had to work all day, so he wasn't there to save me from anything he is beyond livid though that someone would actually touch a pregnant lady that way, regardless that it's family. The only upside to lunch was that I finally got my hot corned beef sandwich on challah bread.... Lol.
My TW is my moms ENTIRE side of the family..... I made the mistake of joining them today for lunch. First thing out of my uncles mouth was "Look out! Wide load coming through!" Uh, dude, have you LOOKED in the fucking mirror, you 300+lb asshole? Then, my 2 aunts decided to rip me to shreds for not sharing my daughters name with them until we announce at our shower. One of them was also livid that I wasn't willing to change the date of the shower. Sorry lady, you don't give two shits about me or my husband, and that was the weekend that worked best for my MIL. Why does MIL have to be there? Oh, I don't know, maybe its because she's my MOTHER IN LAW?!?! My daughters GRANDMOTHER!!!! THEN!!! My moms creepy pseudo pedophile of a cousin, who knows I have a huge thing about personal space and when people touch my belly, decided that instead of touching my belly, he was going to essentially spank my ass. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! I left after that. I'm pretty sure I pissed some people off, but don't touch me when you already know I don't like being touched.
He spanked your ass?!?
Yeah!!!! I literally came home after that and tried to melt my skin off in a hot shower.... Ugh. I still feel so violated! Lol.
WTAF. GROSS. Was anyone else horrified?! My LAWD, what an awful lunch.
Nope. To them, it's normal behavior from him. My H had to work all day, so he wasn't there to save me from anything he is beyond livid though that someone would actually touch a pregnant lady that way, regardless that it's family. The only upside to lunch was that I finally got my hot corned beef sandwich on challah bread.... Lol.
---trapped!---
Not sure what's worse, gross cousin's behavior or family's acceptance and excusal of gross cousin's behavior (not to mention all the other BS thrown at you at the lunch!!).
Yay for small victories-- that sandwich sounds delicious.
@crdo yeah, it's an odd family dynamic. My mom, when I told her exactly what had happened, got upset and said she would discuss it with him. But the thing is, he's always been creepy and nobody does or says anything about it. My sister won't let her kids around him because of it, and I don't blame her one bit.
Im thinking I need another sandwich today though.... Haha. The Jewish deli around the street from us makes their corned beef fresh daily, and slice it to order so I know it's being handled right
@crdo yeah, it's an odd family dynamic. My mom, when I told her exactly what had happened, got upset and said she would discuss it with him. But the thing is, he's always been creepy and nobody does or says anything about it. My sister won't let her kids around him because of it, and I don't blame her one bit.
Im thinking I need another sandwich today though.... Haha. The Jewish deli around the street from us makes their corned beef fresh daily, and slice it to order so I know it's being handled right
Oh man, sounds like somebody needs to slap the man. What a terrible experience.
Re: TT 03/29
@sdLindenberg - I have no words. Other than I'm sufficiently impressed that non of you landed in jail for assault of any of those aholes...
But anyways - @palisson - do you mind if I share some of what you posted with the May ladies? Or at least tag you in a post to let them know to check this thread out? I'm pretty sure there are more than one or two that it would help to see that information. I definitely wish I had thought of that sooner - it might help DH a bit since he isn't eligible for FMLA leave until July.
Also, I'm sorry to the rest of you about your Twatwaffles. My little May heart burns with fury at the injustices that you all are suffering with, and it's not just because I can't take any TUMS right now. People just really, really suck sometimes.
The only upside to lunch was that I finally got my hot corned beef sandwich on challah bread.... Lol.
Im thinking I need another sandwich today though.... Haha. The Jewish deli around the street from us makes their corned beef fresh daily, and slice it to order so I know it's being handled right