WTF Wednesday

PeggyOlsonFTW

What's got you shaking your head in dismay today?

RipleyLV426

I have my second ultrasound today, and I'm absolutely terrified. I'm so upset with myself...That I can't overcome this crippling anxiety that something is gonna go wrong. All I want is my babies to be safe, and I'm smfh at the fact I can't stop staring at the clock, waiting for it to be time for me to leave. WTF ME?

kmtz89

my neighbors music is so loud that the bass is making me nauseous. At 5:30 pm...

housewifehobbyist

@RipleyLV426  I completely understand how you feel, I have my second scheduled tomorrow and I'm also a nervous wreck/excited as hell.  Good luck on yours today, let us know how it goes!!

I had a very real WTF moment on the train from NJ to NYC this morning.  There was a horse just trotting around a truck yard in Newark.  I had to do a double take!

LGW2015

WTF weather. It was 60 and sunny yesterday and this morning we woke up to it snowing.

smmatt08

WTF to this bloat. I feel like we need a "Hump Day BLUMP Day" board so everyone can commiserate with one another about their bloat. 

blaf322

I had to pull up a screen share to show one of my remote employees how to read a spreadsheet... WTF?! This should be easy! 

lilylover27

WTF I slept an extra 45 minutes and am still sitting at work exhausted, and people are in capable of doing their jobs so I am picking up all the slack. WTF is it only Wednesday! I need Friday evening stat with my yoga pants, sweatshirt and endless TV binge watching! I am a grumpy butt this morning for sure!

rebeccuh

WTF incessant clicking of clicky pens, co-workers? I cannot express how annoying it is. Are there no quiet options for your Adult Binky situation? Can you perhaps just get a nice quiet stress ball to squeeze, or a square of fake fur to pet and calm you? How can you not understand how fucking obnoxious it is? How can you like my Facebook status bitching about clicky pens and then continue to incessantly click your pen? Why are you like this? What happened to you to make you this way?


(I uh, I have strong feelings on annoying sounds, in case you can't tell.)

FemShep

WTF insomnia?  I've woken up at 3 AM the last two mornings in spite of being exhausted. Ugh!

smmatt08

@rebeccuh silly putty is another good one. You should casually mention to HR that they should order company themed stress balls! Marketing tool.

RipleyLV426

@FemShep I hear that! I wake up every day between 2-3am and then again at 6am everyday without fail!! damn you bladder! 

rebeccuh

@smmatt08 We're pretty tiny, so the odds of that happening are slim to none. However, I am more than willing to provide silly putty and instructions to these people. 

mamaklee

@RipleyLV426 ahhh good luck today! your worry makes total sense I have HORRIBLE anticipatory anxiety about my us on Friday.

@Femshep the insomnia kills me. So bad 1st tri and back 3rd tri last time

WTF HOW am I already so BLOATED this pregnancy??

annabenanna

WTF gas and bloat?  I go to work fitting into my work pants, and come home with my pants unbuttoned.  I can only have sex in the mornings after waking up, before getting up for work.  It's the only time of day I'm not bloaty or gassy or nauseous or feeling gross.  

cd92007

I just have to say I'm craving mexican food SOOOOOOOO BADD... I was literally just did a google image search of "mexican food"... who does that?!? I don't think I can go on with my work day until I have some. WTF pregnancy hormones.. you are so weird. 

Paturkey

I have two.

1. WTF America? This Trump nightmare can NOT be real.

2. WTF life? My boss just told me that the head of department wants me to teach a class spring semester 2017. Gah! I am a researcher with two years left on my contract and this is EXACTLY what I want to be doing to get my foot in the door to a permanent job in 2018... but my baby! I will be on maternity leave spring semester. I nearly caved and told my boss I'm pregnant but I held it together and just tried to stifle the giggles and turning beet red. I'll have to tell him that I decline the offer (which he won't mind, he'd prefer I just do research now anyway) but ugh. I'm hoping they can put me on the schedule for spring 2018... Such a hard opportunity to pass up!

BabySunshine4

@cd92007 Oh and the cravings begin! I just want to eat every single food that I see either on my phone or on TV. 

PeggyOlsonFTW

WTF Target? Every time I walk in there, that store makes me have to poop. If you're constipated, go to Target - it'll make you poop.

artcheese

@smmatt08 I was coming here to post the same thing! I look like I'm 16weeks pregnant. Doesn't make any sense!

CopperBoom86

@RipleyLV426 - Hoping everything goes well for you today! 

WTF to my overprotective dog. She's always favored me over DH, but now that I'm pregnant, she will NOT leave my side! It was cute for a couple days, but now it's getting annoying. I've almost tripped over her numerous times because she's always right under my feet and she's refusing to go outside to pee at night unless I take her, which suuuucks cause that's usually DH's job. This was her this morning when I got up to pee at 2am. She has NEVER followed me to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I love her so, but momma needs her space! 

celette482

My wtf is spotting. Why you so scary. (In other news, my doctors office is very responsive and I'm getting checked out in a few minutes)

MRSCORKER

celette482 said:

My wtf is spotting. Why you so scary. (In other news, my doctors office is very responsive and I'm getting checked out in a few minutes)

So glad you're getting checked out! Nothing worse than being told "it's normal, don't worry"! Telling a pregnant woman not to worry is pretty much the most pointless thing you could ever do. FX it's nothing and everything looks perfect. 

CopperBoom86

I already did a WTF, but this one is so much more WTF-ier. 

We live in lower Alabama. My husband left a couple hours ago for South Carolina for a business trip. My keys are in his pocket. My house keys. My car keys. My office keys. ALL THE KEYS. WWWTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFF. 

emmaaa

WTF to my fatigue. All I want to do is sleep and then i wake up and am still tried. 

scostel2

housewifehobbyist said:

I had a very real WTF moment on the train from NJ to NYC this morning.  There was a horse just trotting around a truck yard in Newark.  I had to do a double take!

Fellow NJ resident here - that is very WTF worthy!

joyful08

Wtf landlord. Get your crap together and fix the things you promised to fix. Also how am I supposed to pay my rent if you aren't at your office?!

simcal18

WTF stomach???????  You cannot spend an hour yelling "I WANT PIZZA I WANT PIZZA I WANT PIZZA" at my brain and then immediately rebel once I cave in and give it to you.  Make up your damn mind.

jjgypsy

My Husband is working night shift this month so I'm trying my best to tiptoe around the house getting the older kids off to school & keep our 1y/o quiet.  Then he decides he doesn't want to sleep in bed anymore he wants to nap on the couch. Grrr....

MRSCORKER

I'm gonna give a WTF to my stomach as well. I just ate 3 apples for lunch. It was the only thing that sounded remotely appetizing. 

LGW2015

@CopperBoom86 omg I love her!

AliciaVeronica

  @smmatt08 YES! I feel so bloated and moody today. I wish I could go home and collapse onto my bed, however, my 7 month old probably wouldn't appreciate that Ugh WTF

lilbabybrown

My coworker's daughter is being bullied at lunch by a boy at her school.  So the school has pulled her out of all the classes they have together until they can talk to him.  Now she is missing these classes and falling behind.  I'm sorry, why is she being punished for this?!!  Why not pull the boy out of the classes?  Or separate them at lunch for the time being?  Don't get me wrong, my mother is a teacher and I have nothing but compassion for teachers, but our school system is being totally ridiculous about this!!!  WTF??!!!

JDMRS

@housewifehobbyist I have seen that same horse! or another horse if it's a different train line which would be even more WTF... 

housewifehobbyist

JDMRS said:

@housewifehobbyist I have seen that same horse! or another horse if it's a different train line which would be even more WTF... 

Northeast Corridor? What is with the inner city horse? I want to rescue him! (Ok, I just still really want a pony tbh)

LauraPCOS

Ok I'm on the WTF insomnia train.  I can't sleep at night, spend all day exhausted then as soon as I get home I become restless, to the point I can't sit still, I can't sleep, I just can't relax, but the thought of going to do something like a walk makes me whine.

I work at a school (sign language interpreter) and today was a snow day so I got to stay home, do you think I was able to sleep through the day?? Nope just continued the restlessness. *sigh* wtf!

JDMRS

housewifehobbyist said:

JDMRS said:

@housewifehobbyist I have seen that same horse! or another horse if it's a different train line which would be even more WTF... 

Northeast Corridor? What is with the inner city horse? I want to rescue him! (Ok, I just still really want a pony tbh)

Ok same horse. I am not allowed to have any more horses. DH and my parents (who are currently housing my girls) would kill me. But baby is going to need a pony, right?

RipleyLV426

Well, just got back from my ultrasound and my babies are PERFECT! They measure the same and are right on track! They also have wonderfuly strong heartbeats! This mommy to be can now sleep well tonight! No more WTFs today for me!!! Thanks for the support, as always you ladies are the best!!!

JamieK1882

Add me to the WTF stomach train. Nausea is killing me. I'm drinking nonstop ginger ale and today I tried mints and sour candy. Neither worked.

celette482

My wtf update is heartbeat found! But wtf my veins! I blew three trying to get blood typed. Three.

Wishilivedinflorida

WTF, uterus? What exactly are you doing today to give me so many twingy cramps? Not boding well for my anxiety today.