Twatwaffle Tuesday 3/1

OrangeEv · March 2016

I'm awake and at work so I'm throwing this out because I will forget at 8am when I get home.

Who or What is being a twatwaffle in your life? At the end of the thread, we will throw all the wafflies in the oven and BURN THEM.

My quick trigger to cry is being a twatwaffle. I could cry real tears on command, it takes no effort. My husband thinks it's funny..which makes HIM a twatwaffle too.

moosette113 · March 2016

The people who are supposed to come read the heat in my building are being twatwaffles. German punctuality is a lie.

mrszoess · March 2016

my stomach for waking me up at 5am when I barely slept for 3 days due to a sinus infection. I was so comfy

PeggyOlsonFTW · March 2016

Since, it's Super Tuesday and all.... Donald Trump is a twatwaffle.

blaf322 · March 2016

PeggyOlsonFTW said:

Since, it's Super Tuesday and all.... Donald Trump is a twatwaffle.

Did you watch the most recent epi of Last Week Tonight. Donald Trump was the focus... it was hilarious :-)

LauraPCOS · March 2016

Work is being a twatwaffle! Because why do I have to get up at 6am to be there for 8 when I don't wanna be!!

PeggyOlsonFTW · March 2016

@bnsmith85 I haven't yet, but a whole bunch of clips have shown up on my FB newsfeed

JDMRS · March 2016

The giant twatwaffle at my gym who camps out in front of the weight rack, lifting weights far too heavy for his strength and is generally a creeper. I have preggo boob sports bra cleavage and I wanted to kick him in the junk for staring into my cleavage. I need a gym turtleneck or something.

szwill86 · March 2016

The gym I belong to is a total twatwaffle. The annual "membership fee" was taken out of my account this AM which is double my monthly price AND they're still going to charge me my monthly fee this month.

sportiegrl1213 · March 2016

My dog Tank, as much as I love him, has been a twatwaffle the past few nights. He feels the need to sleep on me and share my pillow and I can hardly move. Mind you he's an 85 lb pittie. I constantly have to wake my poor hubby up to get the dog off me! It's been worse since I've become pregnant. I swear he knows!

sportiegrl1213 · March 2016

And ew what a douche @JDMRS! I hate guys like that at the gym!!

Paturkey · March 2016

My husband is currently a twatwaffle. It's 1:30 and I've been waiting to go lunch with him for an hour. I'M STARVING! Stop working and come get some food with your pregnant wife before she does something she'll regret...

Jen080916 · March 2016

@bnsmith85 I watched it yesterday it was GLORIOUS. John Oliver is my hero.

ETA to tag the right person

Paturkey · March 2016

Update: MH is no longer the TW (lunch was delicious).

The BBC News is the twatwaffle. They listed the Republican candidates and included Mario Rubio. MARIO! Are you fucking kidding me? I tweeted them about it an hour ago and it's still there in the headline of their breaking news coverage of Super Tuesday. Get it together, BBC!

ETA: the pic is huge and I don't know how to fix it so I guess I'm kinda a TW, too.

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020794/uploads/editor/2b/rnoobgsbtt52.jpeg

FemShep · March 2016

People on the commuter train are twatwaffles. There are so many people on the train that they're riding in the space between carriages, so MOVE YOUR FUCKING BAG so someone can have a seat.

JamieK1882 · March 2016

A lot of people in my family are being TW lately.

First, my mom. I'm anxious about having 2 U 2 and lately DD hasn't been sleeping or eating and just generally giving me a run for my money. Talking to my mom last night I said (looking for reassurance), "it seems like no one is excited for baby #2. Do you think we had them too close together? Can I do it?" and she responded with, "well, only you and your DH can make that decision." Thanks for the vote of confidence, mom.

Second, my youngest brother. He's the best man for our other brother's wedding. For the bachelor party they were supposed to go to Chicago to see a baseball game and hang out for the weekend. Youngest brother waited too long to buy the tickets and now they are sold out. Worst part is some people already bought their flights which are non-refundable. Brother getting married is upset, and instead of apologizing, youngest brother flips out on him. (let me add that youngest brother doesn't have a job or school or anything that should have prevented him from actually buying the tickets when he should have).

And lastly, back to my mom. With all of the brother bachelor party drama, my mother decides 2am is a good time to text me about it. I had JUST fallen back asleep after getting up with DD for like the 4th time. Ugh!

rebeccuh · March 2016

Hey, we're in an open office so how about you play your shit-ass butt-rock hot jams through your computer speakers rather than use earbuds, because obviously all of us want to hear your Best of Styx mix, you goddamn twatwaffle.

This is the same TW as last week. Shocking.

CopperBoom86 · March 2016

My brain is a TW. It won't stop obsessing over my lack of morning sickness/nausea. I was hoping it would magically show up at 6 weeks, but no such luck. Now my brain is all like "there's no reason to be excited; if things were good, you'd be sick like everyone else on the board." Uggghhhhh.............

MRSCORKER · March 2016

CopperBoom86 said:

My brain is a TW. It won't stop obsessing over my lack of morning sickness/nausea. I was hoping it would magically show up at 6 weeks, but no such luck. Now my brain is all like "there's no reason to be excited; if things were good, you'd be sick like everyone else on the board." Uggghhhhh.............

I'm 6+2 and haven't had nausea other than some mild waves of queainess that come and go and can pretty much be ignored. I had an US this morning and everything is perfect. Try not to borrow trouble. Not having nausea just means your body reacts differently to the hormones. My mom had zero morning sickness with me and I turned out ok

JamieK1882 · March 2016

@cooperboom86 I had zero nausea with my first, and she's perfectly healthy as well. I know how you feel, though, and how easy it is to worry. Just try not to stress..it's not good for the baby!

rebeccuh · March 2016

@MRSCORKER "Try not to borrow trouble" is such a good phrase.

nlane0723 · March 2016

Starbucks. Some of them carry my Fizzio and some of them don't. All I wanted was a lemon ale and now my day is ruined.

MRSCORKER · March 2016

rebeccuh said:

@MRSCORKER "Try not to borrow trouble" is such a good phrase.

We used it a lot over on TTGP. It's so hard not to stress about everything! I saw something the other day that said something like "I've got 99 problems and 97 of them are completely made up in my head". The very definition of borrowing trouble and we're all guilty of it!

Kaytee1087 · March 2016

The lady who decides to soak her nasty ass dishes in the bathroom is a total twatwaffle. I already have problems with our bathrooms because the air freshener spray we have in here smells like a bad candle. Now I have gross dishes next to the sink where I'm supposed to wash my hands.

Go go upstairs to the kitchen or back to the sink in the mailroom to wash your dishes!

CopperBoom86 · March 2016

@MRSCORKER & @JamieK1882 - Thanks for your words of encouragement. I know I shouldn't be worried, but it's tough to be in the minority when it comes to symptoms. I can't believe I'm actually jealous of people puking lol.

MrsCorker- I'm glad your u/s went well! Were you able to see the heartbeat? We go in next Tuesday (at 7w1d) for our first u/s and I'm really hoping to see that tiny little heartbeat!

MRSCORKER · March 2016

@CopperBoom86 We did see a heartbeat, it was amazing!

CopperBoom86 · March 2016

@MRSCORKER Aaaaaand now I'm crying lol. That's awesome! So happy things are going well for you!

wegme27 · March 2016

All my coworkers who are microwaving disgusting smelling lunches that make me want to throw up...yes you are all twatwaffles

smmatt08 · March 2016

My appetite/lack there of is a twat. If I don't eat something within 5 minutes of it sounding good, I end up not being able to eat anything at all. I haven't eaten lunch because I didn't get a burrito "in time." Now I want nothing!

JDMRS · March 2016

smmatt08 said:

My appetite/lack there of is a twat. If I don't eat something within 5 minutes of it sounding good, I end up not being able to eat anything at all. I haven't eaten lunch because I didn't get a burrito "in time." Now I want nothing!

@smmatt08
Oh girl- I am right there with you. fruit salad sounded amazing but by the time I got back to my desk the kiwis became disgusting to me. I can't even.

dobbyisfree · March 2016

The Bump App is being a TW. I keep typing, and it keeps telling me 'You don't have permission to do that' and erasing what I've done. Arg

annabenanna · March 2016

My SO is a TW. Last night we were discussing his parents' visit from Atlanta in 2 weeks. He said, he actually said: "maybe we should offer them our room, then the girls can stay in their room, and you and I can stay in the living room in a blow up mattress."

I know it's my hormones, and I know that if he had asked this 8 weeks ago I would have been fine with it. But how.dare.he say I should sleep on the floor on an air mattress when I'm so sick from the nausea!

As soon as he said it, he realized his mistake. But it was too late. SO, you're on my TW list this week!

JamieK1882 · March 2016

JDMRS said:

smmatt08 said:

My appetite/lack there of is a twat. If I don't eat something within 5 minutes of it sounding good, I end up not being able to eat anything at all. I haven't eaten lunch because I didn't get a burrito "in time." Now I want nothing!

@smmatt08
Oh girl- I am right there with you. fruit salad sounded amazing but by the time I got back to my desk the kiwis became disgusting to me. I can't even.

+1 to this. But then, if I don't eat...nausea! Ugh....

Jen080916 · March 2016

dobbyisfree said:

The Bump App is being a TW. I keep typing, and it keeps telling me 'You don't have permission to do that' and erasing what I've done. Arg

TB app is always a TW. I have to either refresh or log out and log back in to be able to post on mobile.

RipleyLV426 · March 2016

People who talk loudly in public on speaker phones are twat waffles....I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN CONVERSATION! Trying to hold my nerves together and keep the nausea in check, and you blabbing loudly next to my head makes me want to stab you in the face...Maybe I'll just puke on them next time...Then say "usually it's smells and tastes that trigger my ms! Didn't know assholes did too!!!"

annabenanna · March 2016

RipleyLV426 said:

People who talk loudly in public on speaker phones are twat waffles....I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN CONVERSATION! Trying to hold my nerves together and keep the nausea in check, and you blabbing loudly next to my head makes me want to stab you in the face...Maybe I'll just puke on them next time...Then say "usually it's smells and tastes that trigger my ms! Didn't know assholes did too!!!"

Yes this! Especially in the ladies' room! Umm, I don't want the stranger on the phone with you hearing me pee!!!

rebeccuh · March 2016

@annabenanna I try to pee as loudly as I possibly can in those situations so the person receiving the call understands how important they are to the person they are on the phone with.

annabenanna · March 2016

lol @rebeccuh ! I may just have to follow your example!

lmno304 · March 2016

My MIL is in the hospital. Come to find out she has told pretty much everyone we're pregnant. She is so lucky she was passed out on morphine last night or she would have gotten an earful.